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What's the best way to kill a spammer?
Do what now?
Use a spork, stupid.
Wait til he's having a drink, then slam the toilet seat down on his neck.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Edit his post to a request for kiddie **** sites and send it to the DOJ.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
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Use a spork
there is no spork
/hides all his flanges and metacarpals, dons his protective cup and helmet, covers himself in DEET, and snaps his jaw shut to protect all those valuable parts
Hey guys, put the sporks down, ok? There's no need for vigilantism around here-- it was all in good clean fun, right Skeeter? Skeeter? Skeeter!
Totem
Hey guys, put the sporks down, ok? There's no need for vigilantism around here-- it was all in good clean fun, right Skeeter? Skeeter? Skeeter!
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