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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Can I ask if they have Prince Albert in a can?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Can I ask if they have Prince Albert in a can?
I would. I'm sure the 19 year old TB call taker wouldn't get it though.
I prefer to ask them things like "Do I get pick the specefic rich person that my taxes go to?"
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
I'd ask for Bush himself and go into a tirade when they say he's not available and say he's lost my vote.
Hopefully they record the call, oh the hilarity that would ensue.
Hopefully they record the call, oh the hilarity that would ensue.
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"Do I get pick the specefic rich person that my taxes go to?"
Boy if I could, I'd like to route my taxes to Mr. Kerry. I hear he's towards the bottom of the top tax bracket. Oh, no? I think I read recently that Mr. Smashdatruth attended a pretty prestigious school, what's your annual income? Should I donate my taxes to your fund?
I file jointly with my wife, and our combined income exceeds the $290,000 or so to put us in the highest tax bracket by quite a bit.
You can certainly ask them to have the moeny sent to me.
You can certainly ask them to have the moeny sent to me.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Oh why can't we have a flat tax!?
/weep
/weep
And with the time you spend on this forum, I can see you earn every $10,000 of it.
I don't think it's right to attack Smash or his income since you don't know what he does for a living (nor is it any of our business)
You are correct, but I'm learning that that is the normal means of communicating on this forum, attack those who attack, attack those with different views, or if their just a pompous ***.
He's a fry cook at McDonalds and his wife is a male stripper at Chip and Dales.
Then I retract my statement re: his wifes ****!
And stick to talking about your own?
He's a fry cook at McDonalds and his wife is a male stripper at Chip and Dales.
I'll be working for Stok when I move to KC.
He allready said he'd hire me!
I imagine that I make more playing poker in a year than many of the posters on this board do at their jobs.
I'm ussually playing online while I post, so in that sense I'm posting from "work" too.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Where'd you get those numbers?
Oooh, I think I'll ask them how many babies I should pump out to pay for my social security when I get older.
Oooh, I think I'll ask them how many babies I should pump out to pay for my social security when I get older.
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