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#27 Aug 30 2004 at 9:59 PM Rating: Good
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This time around I went to Sardinia, Florence, Bologna, Milan and Lake Garda - it was my first time at all these places except Milan which I go to 2 or 3 times per year. Previously I have been to Naples (and done the entire classical thing - Pompeii, Herculaneum, Vesuvius etc), Sicily, Rome (many times), Parma and Venice. I also worked in Genoa for a few months.

What would you recommend for two folks that love to lounge and take photos, romantic-like?
#28 Aug 30 2004 at 11:52 PM Rating: Excellent
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Cinque Terra a national park along the south eastern coast of Italy. North of the Tuscany Region, it's a UNESCO world heratige site.

There are 5 villages (Cinque Terra means 5 villages), nestled in amoung the hills. Easily accessible by train, and if you're off season it should be affordable. Extremely touristy, extremely beautiful, very relaxing.




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#29 Aug 31 2004 at 12:39 AM Rating: Decent
Italy and Greece would be my two countries I would love to see furthest from home I have been was Spain, and boy did they like tossing around the we have been a country for longer then you guys thing a lot, but lots of nice looking women and some neat historical type stuff wouldnt mind visiting there again easier cause I can speak Spanish and not Italian or Greek =P
#30 Aug 31 2004 at 3:57 AM Rating: Default
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Whant to trade places? I only live an hour from L.A. you know Movie Stars, the beautiful people, there is good sking a couple hours north, nice sunny beaches, it's sunny 90% of the year. Come on, you know you want to.


First off, two hours north of LA with normal traffic is Canoga Park, and second, you're making a case for "Good Sking" to someone who can fly to the alps in about an hour and a half.

You should sell the high points of LA. Cheap transvestite hookers into Brits (ask Hugh Grant), plentiful crack sales, cheap petrol, and affordable window washing pan handlers.
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#31 Aug 31 2004 at 7:45 AM Rating: Decent
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What would you recommend for two folks that love to lounge and take photos, romantic-like?


Italy as a whole is very romantic, and there are lots of things to take pictures of. I would need more specific information on what you look for in a holiday. For example:

Do you require a beach and the sea close at hand?
Do you prefer towns or countryside?
Are you interested in art?
Are you interested in architecture?
Are you interested in archaeology?
Do you want good shopping to be available?
Are you prepared to travel around at all or would you rather stay in one place that has a bit of everything?
Are you comfortable in non-touristy locations, ie. places without many English speakers and a more challenging environment to explore?
#32 Aug 31 2004 at 7:47 AM Rating: Decent
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Forget the lasagna, I'm more interested in this set of potentially hilarious stories. Please, indulge us, International Sex God


No real story. Despite our best intentions we didn't get laid much. Basically. Glad I have irons in the fire back here in the UK, as I am fit to burst.
#33 Aug 31 2004 at 9:38 AM Rating: Default
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No real story. Despite our best intentions we didn't get laid much. Basically. Glad I have irons in the fire back here in the UK, as I am fit to burst.


Don't feel to bad you are British after all.

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#34 Aug 31 2004 at 9:44 AM Rating: Good
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Good to see you back, Pat.

I went to Italy earlier this year and came home with a bun in the oven. You might want to cruise by the doctor's office and make sure you don't have an earwig or something. Smiley: wink2

Just sayin'...
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#35 Aug 31 2004 at 9:48 AM Rating: Good
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Are you saying earwigs are an STD? Smiley: eek

Then where'd mine come from?
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#36 Aug 31 2004 at 9:49 AM Rating: Decent
Are you saying earwigs are an STD?

Worst form.
#37 Aug 31 2004 at 9:49 AM Rating: Good
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Then where'd mine come from?


I don't know what kind of crazy stuff you're into, Jophed, but I know it's totally sexified!!

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#39 Aug 31 2004 at 10:41 AM Rating: Decent
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Good to see you back, Pat.

I went to Italy earlier this year and came home with a bun in the oven. You might want to cruise by the doctor's office and make sure you don't have an earwig or something.

Just sayin'...


Hey, you are a chick. I have no doubt that getting laid with Italian men is easy - I once had the uncomfortable experience of watching about 20 Italian men descend on my Sister within about 5 mins of entering a club.

I was trying to get laid with the women. Imagine that!
#40 Aug 31 2004 at 10:47 AM Rating: Good
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I once had the uncomfortable experience of watching about 20 Italian men descend on my Sister within about 5 mins of entering a club.


i would have ended up in the hospital if they were to forward...

#41 Aug 31 2004 at 11:22 AM Rating: Good
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3) Italian women are really really hot
You need to qualify that with the 'Rule of 29' that applies to Italian/Spanish/Greek women.

They are sexy, curvacious and have skin to die for until 12 noon on their 29th Birthday when they wrinkle, gain 80 pounds and grow moustaches.

As opposed to Austria where the women start out that way.
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#42 Aug 31 2004 at 11:36 AM Rating: Good
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"No real story. Despite our best intentions we didn't get laid much." --Patrician

Obviously these Italian girls are women of supreme intuition and impeccable taste...

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#43 Aug 31 2004 at 11:41 AM Rating: Decent
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Obviously these Italian girls are women of supreme intuition and impeccable taste...


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#44 Aug 31 2004 at 12:01 PM Rating: Good
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12 noon on their 29th Birthday when they wrinkle, gain 80 pounds and grow moustaches.


god i hope not...

my fiance is half Italian.....

#45 Aug 31 2004 at 12:57 PM Rating: Decent
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Great. My g/f is mostly Italian too.

I'd never be able to travel internationally; I don't speak anything except English, and can't communicate any other way. I doubt pointing vaguely and grunting "yeah, no" would be very effective.

Technically, I do know a little French. I know enough to say "I don't speak French". I should probably add "I am an American pig-dog" to my vocabulary.
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#46 Aug 31 2004 at 1:03 PM Rating: Decent
I'd never be able to travel internationally; I don't speak anything except English, and can't communicate any other way. I doubt pointing vaguely and grunting "yeah, no" would be very effective.

Just point and show money. Nod yes or no. They might hate you, but they'll still take your money.

Really, any big city anywhere, the people speak English. Most secondary schools in other countries require that their children learn Enlgish plus another foreign language.

Just one more reason America sucks.
#47 Aug 31 2004 at 1:11 PM Rating: Good
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Great. My g/f is mostly Italian too.


Only from the waist down?

Heeheeeee!
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#48 Aug 31 2004 at 1:24 PM Rating: Decent
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No, from the waist down she's usually got a lot of German in her. Smiley: wink
#49 Aug 31 2004 at 1:36 PM Rating: Good
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Hmmm, she has a bratwurst or weinerschnitzel fetish, does she?

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#50 Aug 31 2004 at 3:05 PM Rating: Good
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Really, any big city anywhere, the people speak English. Most secondary schools in other countries require that their children learn Enlgish plus another foreign language.

Just one more reason America sucks.
Don't beat yourself up. The Brits are just as bad. It's an old joke that to make themselves understood abroad, brits just shout in English, but sadly often true.

By luck/judgement I speak a number of languages (fluent in 3+English and conversationally passable in 3 others) I despair when I hear Brits (or americans) calling foreigners 'stupid' for not speaking english, when they only speak one language themselves.

That said, most Europeans are fluent in english from an early age; partly through school and partly through watching english language TV & movies.

Debalic. Don't let it stop you travelling, and make the effort to pick up a few words - the locals are often delighted to see us have a try no matter how much we mess it up. On that note, in my experience (and these are generalisations I know):

In Spain, as long as they can catch the gist of what you're saying they'll be really complimentary and help out with advice
In Germany they'll correct your German, usually politely
In France they'll rip the p'iss out of you for the slightest mistake.
In the Netherlands I've found most people prefer to speak English if your dutch doesn't sound confident.
In Portugal they'll simply interrogate you about Manchester United in any language.


Edited, Tue Aug 31 16:06:20 2004 by Nobby
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#51 Aug 31 2004 at 3:48 PM Rating: Decent
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When my dad traveled the world, he got along rather well - he knew "2 beers, please" in about 8 different languages.
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