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#1 Aug 30 2004 at 11:29 AM Rating: Good
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The Associated Press wrote:
Monday, August 30, 2004 Posted: 11:33 AM EDT (1533 GMT)
MARIETTA, Georgia (AP) -- A drunken driver hit a telephone pole support wire that decapitated his passenger, police said.

He then drove 12 miles home and slept in his bloody clothes, police said, leaving the headless body in his truck.

A neighbor walking with his young daughter Sunday morning discovered Daniel Brohm's headless corpse in the truck in John Kemper Hutcherson's driveway and called authorities, said Cpl. Dana Pierce, county police spokesman.

Officers said they found Hutcherson asleep inside his home, visibly drunk and his clothes bloody, and later found Brohm's severed head at the crash site.

"It's hard for one to imagine that you would drive miles from a crash site to your home, turning in various directions, and yet not know what has happened to a passenger sitting next to you," Pierce said.

Hutcherson, 21, was charged with vehicular homicide, driving under the influence and failure to stop at an accident with death or injury. He was jailed on a $100,000 bond; it was unclear Monday whether he had an attorney.

Police said Hutcherson and Brohm -- friends since high school -- were drinking at a bar Saturday night and left after Brohm said he felt sick.

Brohm, 23, apparently was leaning out of the window when Hutcherson hit the support wire about a mile and a half from the bar, but police did not know why.

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#2 Aug 30 2004 at 11:30 AM Rating: Decent
quick! get some aspirin! he'll be ok!
#3 Aug 30 2004 at 12:15 PM Rating: Decent
Bah, that's nothing, he can walk it off.
#4 Aug 30 2004 at 12:31 PM Rating: Decent
HOLY ****.
#5 Aug 30 2004 at 12:32 PM Rating: Good
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It's just a scratch, he'll live.
#6 Aug 30 2004 at 12:35 PM Rating: Default
HIS HEAD GOT CHOPPED OFF!! HE IS DEAD! HE IS NOT ALIVE ENOUGH TO WALK ANYTHING OFF! AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT READ THE ARTICLE!
#7 Aug 30 2004 at 12:40 PM Rating: Good
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I read it, and I understand that he won't be walking anything off. But you obviously missed the sarcasm of these posts.

Dumbass.
#8 Aug 30 2004 at 12:41 PM Rating: Good
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Suppose his HMO covers that?
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#9 Aug 30 2004 at 12:41 PM Rating: Good
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Don't you know anything about science, Thenaturalstyles?

Geeze, go back and re-read your grade school biology text book.

#10 Aug 30 2004 at 12:44 PM Rating: Default
I got the sarcasm. I was being a little sarcastic too myself. So the question is DID YOU NOTICE THE SARCASM IN MY POST.

Dumbass Extaordinaire.

Meh.
#11 Aug 30 2004 at 12:45 PM Rating: Good
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Suppose his HMO covers that?


No I think being fu[/b]cking retarded is considered a preexisting condition and is therefore excluded.
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#12 Aug 30 2004 at 12:45 PM Rating: Good
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Medical science can do wonders nowadays, decapitation isn't the handicap it used to be.
#13 Aug 30 2004 at 12:47 PM Rating: Good
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Thenaturalstyles wrote:
I got the sarcasm. I was being a little sarcastic too myself. So the question is DID YOU NOTICE THE SARCASM IN MY POST.

Dumbass Extaordinaire.

Meh.

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#14 Aug 30 2004 at 12:48 PM Rating: Default
DAMNIT.
#15 Aug 30 2004 at 12:49 PM Rating: Good
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Oh I forgot that thread, trickybeck has patented the sarcasm excuse.
#16 Aug 30 2004 at 1:06 PM Rating: Good
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Fu'ck. I thought I was drunk this weekend.

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Edited, Mon Aug 30 14:07:42 2004 by spawned
#17 Aug 30 2004 at 3:15 PM Rating: Decent
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I wonder if he was blowing chunks when his friend had the accident. Wouldn't that suck!
#18 Aug 30 2004 at 4:18 PM Rating: Decent
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He knew he was going to have a hangover of "please kill me" proportions.

I contend he purposely poked his head out to avoid it.
#19 Aug 30 2004 at 8:53 PM Rating: Decent
Okay, its happened to pets many many times. my only conclusion is if you're that stupid then the gene pool is a lot better off without you swimming in it.
#20 Aug 31 2004 at 12:50 AM Rating: Good
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TheDave wrote:
Medical science can do wonders nowadays, decapitation isn't the handicap it used to be.


However, he won't be playing basketball anymore, or ride anything at the fair. Poor guy.

Edited, Tue Aug 31 01:50:38 2004 by Lowwatt
#21 Aug 31 2004 at 5:17 AM Rating: Decent
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hahaha great read before goin to bed, had a few laughs
#22 Aug 31 2004 at 8:24 AM Rating: Decent
Thenaturalsyles, LAY OFF THE SHIFT KEY!
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