Bush using Voodoo to win White House
Desperate to win a second term in the White House, President Bush has reportedly turned to an unconventional weapon in his political ******** Voodoo!
A source on Bush's reelection team says the president has already used the ancient magic to boost both the economy and his performance in election polls. His next plan is to cast a devastating curse on his Democratic challenger, U.S. Sen. John Kerry, to smash Kerry's chances of booting Bush from the White House.
I figure it's a source at least as reliable as most of Varrus's
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Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Pagans don't want Bush on their side either ;)
Edited, Mon Aug 30 01:04:19 2004 by Emolite
Edited, Mon Aug 30 01:04:19 2004 by Emolite
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Being that bush is a republican i highly doubt this avid christian has turned to pagainism to defeat the baby murdering liberals who threaten to overrun this country with gay sex and aborted fetuses before bending over for NATO and handing them our balls in a jar along with our pride as the worlds most formidable superpower (dont kid yourselves, thats exactly what we are) If you want to live in a place thats in constant fear of terrorists and overrun with death and destruction move to iraq, cause the "W" aint standing for it here.
If you want to live in a place thats in constant fear of terrorists and overrun with death and destruction move to iraq, cause the "W" aint standing for it here.
Is he the same guy that called up Reservists and sent then to live in a place thats in constnat fear of terrorists and overrun with death and destruction against their will?
Just checking. Same guy, right?
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liberals who threaten to overrun this country with gay sex and aborted fetuses
Yep. Once Kerry gets in office, I plan on turning gay and convincing all my friends and family to do the same. Then I plan on getting pregnant every chance I get just so I can have an abortion.
Cause that's what the liberals are ALL about, of course.
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(dont kid yourselves, thats exactly what we are)
I know you are, but what am I?
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Being that bush is a republican i highly doubt this avid christian has turned to pagainism to defeat the baby murdering liberals who threaten to overrun this country with gay sex and aborted fetuses before bending over for NATO and handing them our balls in a jar along with our pride as the worlds most formidable superpower (dont kid yourselves, thats exactly what we are) If you want to live in a place thats in constant fear of terrorists and overrun with death and destruction move to iraq, cause the "W" aint standing for it here.
Well, this will be fun. Lets start at the beginning, So you can follow along like you to with GW's "How to be a true Amerikan" coloring book.
1)Yea, that story was a bit far-fetched. But I don't put anything past republicans these days.
2) Baby murdering liberals, gay liberals? Isn't this an oxymoron? Someone needs to go back to his High school sex education class...... oh yea, that’s right. You don't have one anymore, cuz Bush blocked sex education. Well, a little formula to help you along
Equation: Rod A+Slot B= Baby
Incorrect equation: Rod A+Rod B= baby
Though with your education, you probably can't even follow that.
3) And as a superpower we have a responsibility to make the world a better place for all, right? Maybe, but usually that entails working with the world leaders to provide our services to them, not forcefully tromp all over NATO. They are there to help represent each country in the world, right?
4) Congratulations, you have our president to thank for "constant fear of terrorists" because of his forceful approach to deal with Iraq we will now have to worry about being "overrun with death and destruction"
Thank you for crowing this forum with your varus type posting.
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WTF Molish? - Terrorists have been around long before Bush took office. 9/11 was the cause of the current bring it to the enemy before they bring it to us approach in foriegn policy. Had we only sat on our laurels and let the world continue in the same direction we where headed, how many more thousands of innocent people in America would be dead?
These terrorists did not sprout up because Bush was in office. These people hate America regardless of which person is president. The Reservists called up to support the Iraqi conflict volunteered to support their government against foriegn and domestic enemies Smash they where not called up against their will. I did not know that there was a clause in the enlistment contract that said any member of the service could pick and choose which conflict to they could fight in.
Once again your ignorance and foolish liberal ideas prove your side doesn't understand reality.
These terrorists did not sprout up because Bush was in office. These people hate America regardless of which person is president. The Reservists called up to support the Iraqi conflict volunteered to support their government against foriegn and domestic enemies Smash they where not called up against their will. I did not know that there was a clause in the enlistment contract that said any member of the service could pick and choose which conflict to they could fight in.
Once again your ignorance and foolish liberal ideas prove your side doesn't understand reality.
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i highly doubt this avid christian
Christians are supposed to imitate Christ. Does Bush go out to the malls on Sunday afternoons to proselytize or something? Hand out Chick tracts? I have a hard time believing Jesus would run for public office in the first place, much less declare a pre-emptive war on another nation. In fact, evidence from the Bible would suggest that Jesus would attempt to peacefully convert the infidels and, failing that, leave them to their fate.
Don't get me wrong, my voting or not voting for Bush (or Kerry) has nothing directly to do with their choice of faith. But Bush is only an "avid Christian" in the minds of people who think it's a heroic act of righteousness to make church on Easter and Christmas.
Of course, I'm more worried that you felt you had to defend Bush's faith in the face of a tabloid article about him using voodoo.
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Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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WTF Molish? - Terrorists have been around long before Bush took office. 9/11 was the cause of the current bring it to the enemy before they bring it to us approach in foriegn policy. Had we only sat on our laurels and let the world continue in the same direction we where headed, how many more thousands of innocent people in America would be dead?
Your right, they have been. How many were blowing up buildings on US soil? I don't know, but I don't remember any in my lifetime. I could very well be mistaken, though.
And you’re also right, 9/11 was the cause of the new policy. So, riddle me this batman, where is Osama? I didn't realize it was Saddam that blew up the Twin towers.
Had we actually tried to work within the UN to resolve this tragedy, then the terrorists would have a lot more countries to hate then just the US. But no, we had to go in balls out, so now more radical people from that region hate us and will be targeting the US in the future.
So to answer your question, I believe many thousands more will die in the future thanks to this new approach in foreign policy.
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Had we actually tried to work within the UN to resolve this tragedy, then the terrorists would have a lot more countries to hate then just the US.
Terrorists already hate more countries than the US, it's just that the US is the big dog and that is who they want to take down first.
Actually, Stok. Terrorism became mush more widespread during the Bush Sr. AND Bush Jr. years.
I don't think we can take chances with the lives of Americans. We should vote Kerry just in case.
Oh and BOB bless America!
I don't think we can take chances with the lives of Americans. We should vote Kerry just in case.
Oh and BOB bless America!
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We should vote Kerry just in case.
i've said it before, i'll say it again:
your vote doesn't count
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i've said it before, i'll say it again:
my posts don't count
blip bloop blorp.
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i've said it before, i'll say it again:
your vote doesn't count
your vote doesn't count
No, your vote doesn't count, Limey.
Huh. Apparently I can post from the Weekly World News and you chuckleheads will still turn it into a political debate.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Next time try the New York Post.
Oh wait, same thing.
I think the Presidential race shoudl be decided 'Highlander style.' At least then we'd know the victor was a combat veteran. ;)
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I think the Presidential race shoudl be decided 'Highlander style.'
With or without the Queen song blasting in the background?
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
Are you kidding? With man, you don't have highlander style anything without that song.
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With or without the Queen song blasting in the background?
Without.
Campaign finance laws prevent either party from gathering funds to pay the royalties.
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Actually, Stok. Terrorism became mush more widespread during the Bush Sr. AND Bush Jr. years.
I don't think we can take chances with the lives of Americans. We should vote Kerry just in case.
Oh and BOB bless America!
I don't think we can take chances with the lives of Americans. We should vote Kerry just in case.
Oh and BOB bless America!
And the reason it has become more widespread is because the cold war is over and the places like afghanistan don't have to worry about Soviet occupation and fighting against communism. With the destruction of the Soviet Union the Muslim Idealists needed a new target. Much like we where trying to create against China before 9/11.
Remember that reconnaisance plane that shot down in the early months of the Bush Presidency?
Edited, Mon Aug 30 13:15:37 2004 by Stok
What, pickle, did terrorism take a sabbatical or vacation during the eight years that Clinton was in office? Hmmm, let's see...
First World Trade Center bombing
Khobar towers
USS Cole
US embassy bombings in Africa
Just a little reminder, my friend.
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First World Trade Center bombing
Khobar towers
USS Cole
US embassy bombings in Africa
Just a little reminder, my friend.
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CLINTON SETS SIGHTS ON THE OLSEN TWINS-FRIENDS CLAIM
X-PRESIDENT Bill Clinton has two important goals these days -- promoting his new best-selling book -- and dating the Olsen twins, shocked insiders say.
According to one of Clinton's friends, who asks to remain anonymous, "as soon as Mary- Kate and Ashley turned 18, Bill said: 'O.K., it's time to get jiggy with them!' "
"Since they're actresses, I want them to help me act out my Twin Cheerleaders and The Lumberjack fantasies."
As for Hillary's reaction, Clinton's friend explains, "She doesn't know. Yet. But it's just a question of time. I keep telling Bill if he starts dating the Olsens, he better take out castration insurance.
"But he only replied, 'I can't help it. I've got Olsen Fever!'"
Now THATS a president.
X-PRESIDENT Bill Clinton has two important goals these days -- promoting his new best-selling book -- and dating the Olsen twins, shocked insiders say.
According to one of Clinton's friends, who asks to remain anonymous, "as soon as Mary- Kate and Ashley turned 18, Bill said: 'O.K., it's time to get jiggy with them!' "
"Since they're actresses, I want them to help me act out my Twin Cheerleaders and The Lumberjack fantasies."
As for Hillary's reaction, Clinton's friend explains, "She doesn't know. Yet. But it's just a question of time. I keep telling Bill if he starts dating the Olsens, he better take out castration insurance.
"But he only replied, 'I can't help it. I've got Olsen Fever!'"
Now THATS a president.
Oh, I never heard about those...so they don't exist. I'm just going to be stupid and stubborn and vote with what I know...
Go Kerry...save us from terrorists.
Go Kerry...save us from terrorists.
Dunno about the Olsen twins but this underage Rooskie makes me wanna turn Commie.
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