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The diffrence being, I'll actually watch his speech and comment honestly on it, as opposed to your ilk who will bash Kerry's speech without even seeing or reading it.
I think we can both agree, that Bush isn't a great speech giver, so I think the expectations have allready been set exceptionally low by his own party. It'd be almost impossible for him to give a speech taht will play in the media as "a failure".
The spin will almost certainly be that his speech was "adequate".
I'm much more intreted in seeing how many brown people the GOP trots out this time around before they go home to tell their illegal Equidorian maids to get the white suits with the hoods laundried.
I think we can both agree, that Bush isn't a great speech giver, so I think the expectations have allready been set exceptionally low by his own party. It'd be almost impossible for him to give a speech taht will play in the media as "a failure".
The spin will almost certainly be that his speech was "adequate".
I'm much more intreted in seeing how many brown people the GOP trots out this time around before they go home to tell their illegal Equidorian maids to get the white suits with the hoods laundried.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
I'm hoping he calls a few more countries out. Can't wait to see what the new and improved axis of evil is.
Don't forget steroids - he needs to reiterate how evil they are, like he did during the state of the union address.
Whew, I am so glad that pressing issue has been taken care of. Thank you GWB!
Whew, I am so glad that pressing issue has been taken care of. Thank you GWB!
I hope he raises the chocolate rations to 20 grams, doubleplus good!
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Well let me comment on the fact bush beat out ann richards for govenor of texas and she was one of the best speakers ive ever heard. Maybe (and, im going out on a limb here) just maybe words arent everything. god bless the man, you cant have it all.
And i think the equadorian maids comment laundering the kkk outfits was a little out of line. everyone knows the best maids come from paraguay, and mine knows how to do the laundry herself, she doesnt have to have it done. besides, with all of the rallys going on this day and age, there is bound to be all sorts of mix ups and the goddamn cleaners.
and lubriderm, i hope to christ you are canadian, cause you sound like one.
And i think the equadorian maids comment laundering the kkk outfits was a little out of line. everyone knows the best maids come from paraguay, and mine knows how to do the laundry herself, she doesnt have to have it done. besides, with all of the rallys going on this day and age, there is bound to be all sorts of mix ups and the goddamn cleaners.
and lubriderm, i hope to christ you are canadian, cause you sound like one.
AlrightyQuim wrote:
And i think the equadorian maids comment laundering the kkk outfits was a little out of line
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"The little missus was away at a Tupperware convention, so I had to do my own laundry,” Klansman Arnie Stevens told reporters outside his house in Pigeon Hole, Oklahoma. “But I’m not used to washing clothes, and they say this has happened because I didn’t separate my whites from my coloureds. A Cincinnati Reds tee-shirt must have gotten into the wash, that’s why my robe turned pink. This just goes to show that segregation is the way of the Lord. In laundry and also in life"
Stevens was speaking after trying to attend a Ku Klux Klan rally, dressed in a pink hood and pink robe, and being ordered to leave. “I only have one robe and hood, so I had to wear them. But the others told me to go home immediately, because they said pink made me look like a ******. Unfortunately, my fellow Klansmen judged me solely on the colour of my robe. But I can’t help what colour my robe is, can I? It’s what’s inside that counts.” Maryland Live Journal, 27/5/04
Stevens was speaking after trying to attend a Ku Klux Klan rally, dressed in a pink hood and pink robe, and being ordered to leave. “I only have one robe and hood, so I had to wear them. But the others told me to go home immediately, because they said pink made me look like a ******. Unfortunately, my fellow Klansmen judged me solely on the colour of my robe. But I can’t help what colour my robe is, can I? It’s what’s inside that counts.” Maryland Live Journal, 27/5/04
Gotta love the It’s what’s inside that counts comment!
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
The spin will almost certainly be that his speech was "adequate".
One of my friends was asked how her copy-writing skills were during an interview. She was searching for an adjective, got a bit flustered, and chose "adequate." Then there was the requisite embarassing silence.
She still got the job, but I just thought it was funny.
I'm much more intreted in seeing how many brown people the GOP trots out this time around before they go home to tell their illegal Equidorian maids to get the white suits with the hoods laundried.
Nah, you've got to dry-clean those things to keep them white. Blood just doesn't come out in the laundry.
One of my friends was asked how her copy-writing skills were during an interview. She was searching for an adjective, got a bit flustered, and chose "adequate." Then there was the requisite embarassing silence.
She still got the job, but I just thought it was funny.
I'm much more intreted in seeing how many brown people the GOP trots out this time around before they go home to tell their illegal Equidorian maids to get the white suits with the hoods laundried.
Nah, you've got to dry-clean those things to keep them white. Blood just doesn't come out in the laundry.
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I'm much more intreted in seeing how many brown people the GOP trots out this time
The camera kept panning to and pausing on every person of color they could find. It was very odd.
Lol against Ann Richards all he had to do to impress the Texans was say over and over GO FOOTBALL, GO BEER, FRY THEM BAD GUYS, AND BEAT THEM ******. He won in a landslide, he bullet pointed all them Texans really cared about =P
Smashed wrote:
I don't know what you're talking about but seeing as I've been to more than one of his speeches and everyone of them Bush has the crowd eating out of his hands it's fair to conclude you're smashed.
Varus
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I think we can both agree, that Bush isn't a great speech giver,
I don't know what you're talking about but seeing as I've been to more than one of his speeches and everyone of them Bush has the crowd eating out of his hands it's fair to conclude you're smashed.
Varus
I don't know what you're talking about but seeing as I've been to more than one of his speeches and everyone of them Bush has the crowd eating out of his hands it's fair to conclude you're smashed.
It's funny when you attack me for mentioning things GOP opratives put out into the press. I laugh and laugh.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I really hope that's "Four more years" and not a misguided attempt at a "W"
It's how many dollars per hour they're paying her to sell out her race.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Why don't you intellectual giants go ahead and comment on the speaches now anyway. Your reviews are going to be the same anyway, whether written before or after...
I thought it was the number of strokes she had before the GOP found her wandering around and covered her with buttons.
Quit talking about my wife that way!
/glares
Totem
/glares
Totem
whinybit[/u wrote:
ch]Why don't you intellectual giants go ahead and comment on the speaches now anyway. Your reviews are going to be the same anyway, whether written before or after...
Allow me to translate:
I'm a whiny little butt-hurt bi[u]tch.
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Why don't you intellectual giants go ahead and comment on the speaches now anyway
See? I can compliment the GOP!
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Your intelligence runneth over!
I would expect it to be decent but not great. Much like Kerry's speech.
I'm supporting Kerry, but in a nation of 300+million people these are the best that we can come up with? Kerry will be a good, but not great, president. Bush is an unmitigated disaster, however.
Grady
I'm supporting Kerry, but in a nation of 300+million people these are the best that we can come up with? Kerry will be a good, but not great, president. Bush is an unmitigated disaster, however.
Grady
I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked, dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix, angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machin ery of night.
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Your intelligence runneth over!
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I think hes just too embarressed to ask. 
Edited, Mon Aug 30 16:43:34 2004 by DanFitzGer
Edited, Mon Aug 30 16:43:34 2004 by DanFitzGer
I'm sorry, I should have resonded in a manner you types would understand and most likely respect.
I'm rubber your glue, whatever you say bounces... Oh never mind, GFY
I'm rubber your glue, whatever you say bounces... Oh never mind, GFY
So do you need some or not? C'mon, I ain't got all day.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Bullshit... you DO have all day.
Grady
Grady
I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked, dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix, angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machin ery of night.
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