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Yeah, just wondering how you would take over the world?
I'd start by invading Iraq.
Wombats, it's all about wombats.
Kao knows, ask him.
Kao knows, ask him.
Kao would say one wombat at a time I'm sure.
I for one would start with the goats...it's all about the goats.
I for one would start with the goats...it's all about the goats.
with a spoon, two jars of dijon mustard, half of a toothpick and a wet paper towel.
saw it on Macgyver.
saw it on Macgyver.
Gah, who'd want it?
Empyre wrote:
with a spoon, two jars of dijon mustard, half of a toothpick and a wet paper towel.
saw it on Macgyver.
saw it on Macgyver.
Wombats and goats can take a back seat to the platypi. We've got poisonoud ankle barbs, ya know!
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Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
have black hawks fly straffing runs over citys after they have been nuked to eliminate any survivors...then nuke it again.I would start with europe then move onto china then the middle east then those other continates yup thats how i would do it.
I'd use not-so-subtle, massive marketing ploys(ie: Pokemon, Hello Kitty, Anime) aimed at distracting the next generation from forming any usefull skills. Thereby making every developed country vulnerable as the children come into power. Sure its slow, but very effective.
This brought in conversation over a bottle of Tequlia one night.
So here goes the list:
Dip people in vats of cold spaghetti for torture.
Ranged ammunition: flaming squirrels.
Close quarter combat: gopher chucks can't be beat.
Not to mention the usual burning oils, massive speaker systems blaring "Welcome to the Jungle", and Snails. Gotta have snails.
So here goes the list:
Dip people in vats of cold spaghetti for torture.
Ranged ammunition: flaming squirrels.
Close quarter combat: gopher chucks can't be beat.
Not to mention the usual burning oils, massive speaker systems blaring "Welcome to the Jungle", and Snails. Gotta have snails.
One cup of java at a time, with beautiful redhead girls as barista's. Just think the world will be paying me to take it over :)
I'd re-engineer those creature's DNA to make the Ultimate World Taker-over-er: the Womgoatapus. It would be invincible to everything but big frickin' lasers.
Totem
Totem
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It would be invincible to everything but big frickin' lasers.
WOOT! Finally something I've done will pay off!
I certainly wouldn't write my plans here.
I've seen enough Bond movies not to fall for that one.
*Five year old voice* well well first I'll take this realllllyyy bigggg bazooka and kill the president! So I can be president! I'll close down school and make the teachers use use..... planes and kill everyone! Then I'll kill them and I'll take allll the candy! Why am I here.... oh yeah...........
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It would be invincible to everything but big frickin' lasers
Not evil enough. The margerine of evil. The diet Coke of evil!
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
.....Sumbliminal messages in porns......
I would gather up all of the crapass threads from the internet's plethero of bullitan boards and force all forms of media to air them over and over again until everyone has either killed themselves or declared me World Ruler.
Nicroll 65 Assassin
Teltorid 52 Druid
Aude Sapere
Oh hell camp me all you want f**kers. I own this site and thus I own you. - Allakhazam
Teltorid 52 Druid
Aude Sapere
Oh hell camp me all you want f**kers. I own this site and thus I own you. - Allakhazam
Take over the world? I run every aspect of MY world. Is that not enough?
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I'd use not-so-subtle, massive marketing ploys(ie: Pokemon, Hello Kitty, Anime) aimed at distracting the next generation from forming any usefull skills. Thereby making every developed country vulnerable as the children come into power. Sure its slow, but very effective.
Ummm yeah. Definately missed the boat on that one.
Blast off and nuke it from orbit....that's the only way to be sure.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Id make a movie that played on everyones religious beliefs and have everyone thinking that i was so pious...and then id have it all...
(Damn you Mel..Damn you to hell..Not on my watch)
(Damn you Mel..Damn you to hell..Not on my watch)
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No way man, if you are going to take over the world, you have to do it in stlye... texas style.
All you need is an F-150, a couple of shotguns, and a bottle of southern comfort.
PS Start with france, trust me they'll like it.... weirdos
All you need is an F-150, a couple of shotguns, and a bottle of southern comfort.
PS Start with france, trust me they'll like it.... weirdos
My perfect scenario would be us that is the US cause I am not globaly minded yet =P would start to pull names out of a hat for all jobs but President. If you live in the right area and are registered to vote thing BINGO you hit the lottery for 2-6 years.
Face it most people dont make as much as our officals add some graft to it and your in the money. At least this way we would actually have people like minorities and women in our government and actually be represented by ourselves. It will never happen but <sigh>
Face it most people dont make as much as our officals add some graft to it and your in the money. At least this way we would actually have people like minorities and women in our government and actually be represented by ourselves. It will never happen but <sigh>
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