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Isn't this a chat room?
Isn't this a chat room?
Sure. Does Tom Petty know you steal his wardrobe?
King Nobby wrote:
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If Wal Mart is pro american, why do most of their goods come from China?
Q2: What are you *and* the GF doing up and on the computer at 3AM?
You'd damn well better have a window open and fan going and bottle of wine opened to cool off between rounds one and two, or you lose your official Man(tm) membership.
The GF better have some flush in her cheeks too!
You'd damn well better have a window open and fan going and bottle of wine opened to cool off between rounds one and two, or you lose your official Man(tm) membership.
The GF better have some flush in her cheeks too!
King Nobby wrote:
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Sure. Does Tom Petty know you steal his wardrobe?
Come on you can do better than this petty tomfoolery. Does Al Gore know you stole his wooden attempt at humor?
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If Wal Mart is pro american, why do most of their goods come from China?
Sam Walton is dead and was really in fact Chinese. True stuff!
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Q2: What are you *and* the GF doing up and on the computer at 3AM?
I was showing the young lady how I waste my days at work.
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You'd damn well better have a window open and fan going and bottle of wine opened to cool off between rounds one and two, or you lose your official Man(tm) membership.
Amen. Its hotter than Georgia asphalt. Man membership? Is that what you are doing? Playing with your man membership?
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The GF better have some flush in her cheeks too!
The smell of fresh blood in the tank always makes her ruddy with battle lust.
Come on...the mythical Ms. Pickle has deigned to take your Petty questions.
Give it up Asylum!
Give it up Asylum!
Riddle me this batman:
If a centipede a quart and a millipede a gallon, how much did a precipice?
If a centipede a quart and a millipede a gallon, how much did a precipice?
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Riddle me this batman:
If a centipede a quart and a millipede a gallon, how much did a precipice?
If a centipede a quart and a millipede a gallon, how much did a precipice?
Pull my fanger!
What are you people with no children doing up so early?
Well, I guess you haven't even been to bed yet...
I vaguely remember those days
Well, I guess you haven't even been to bed yet...
I vaguely remember those days
Ok. Long time listener, first time caller. I've got this problem. See, it's the squirrels. They're constantly haunting me. I just know they are up in their trees gathering their nuts and ploting world domination. I sometimes think I can see them out of the corner of my eye, but I turn to look and they're gone. I just know they're up to something, but no one I talk to believes me. I just know that you can put the word out.
So my question is this. Do you know what those gay martians are doing to the soil? DO YOU?!!!
So my question is this. Do you know what those gay martians are doing to the soil? DO YOU?!!!
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So my question is this. Do you know what those gay martians are doing to the soil? DO YOU?!!!
Stuart, I like you. You aint like all the other folk....in the trailer park...but do you know what...
OMG Gbaji, I cant believe that you quoted Dead Milkmen.
You are OFFICIALLY not so bad.
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I vaguely remember those days
Put yer kids in the trunk and give us a question!
You are OFFICIALLY not so bad.
He's clearly drunk.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
i have a question, which one of you has the girliest hair?
If a pig and a condor cross-bred, would it make a flying pig?
'Cause if it did I'd stick it up my *** and let it fly out!
'Cause if it did I'd stick it up my *** and let it fly out!
My Question:
Varus. . . . Why?
Varus. . . . Why?
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
I can field Drac's question for you, Pickle. The answer is Smasharoo. Have you seen that foppish mop of straw he calls hair?
Totem
Totem
it does look rather fop-like, but pickles is all out girly (or possibly van-haleny)
I can field Drac's question for you, Pickle. The answer is Smasharoo. Have you seen that foppish mop of straw he calls hair?
Foppish?
What, are you reading ******* now or something?
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
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Foppish?
What, are you reading @#%^ens now or something?
What, are you reading @#%^ens now or something?
c'mon smash don't get offended, we should all be open to constructive critisism, and your hair is slightly on the foppis side, but theres a market for fops, probably.
Like all the "malcolm in the middle jokes", i put up with them so that i can alter my life to be less like malcolm in the middle, i haven't done anything yet, but i might to someday.
I'm not offended, I'm just dubious about Totem knowing what foppish means.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Oh, I know what foppish means, Smasharoo, you Washington insider courtier, you. And it describes you to a "T." I suspect you even have tights and an embroidered vest hanging in the closet at home.
Totem
Totem
I suspect you even have tights and an embroidered vest hanging in the closet at home.
Who doesn't?!
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
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