Dead couple to be married.
If I were her, though, I think I'd break up with him before the ceremony.
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In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
So which family pays for the wedding in that instance? or do they just save on funeral costs by combining the two?
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"This does not mean the relationship has irretrievably broken down."
He just got cold feet, that's all...happens to guys all the time.
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we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Also posted here.
I'm picturing the ceremony.
Minister: Do you take this woman to have and to hold til dea-- er, to have and to hold?
Groom: [silence]
Minister: Do you take this man to have and to hold?
Bride: [rots]
Minister: ....
Minister: Close enough! I now pronounce you widower and widow!
Minister: Do you take this woman to have and to hold til dea-- er, to have and to hold?
Groom: [silence]
Minister: Do you take this man to have and to hold?
Bride: [rots]
Minister: ....
Minister: Close enough! I now pronounce you widower and widow!
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
*lol* Yup. THat's how I'd imagine it...mostly...^^
"If anyone has objections to this marriage, let him speak now or forever hold his peace"
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Smash, have you seen the Dutch light? =)
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I'm not dead, though, I just have a little less time to troll boards :) How are you?
Smash, have you seen the Dutch light? =)
Doing great, loving the coverage of the Olympics here at work, although it is pretty hard and tiring (spelling?).
I'm not dead, though, I just have a little less time to troll boards :) How are you?
Prima, bedankt.
Ik ben trying to learn (Hoe zeg je dat is Nederlands?) spreek? Nederlands.
Edited, Sat Aug 28 04:42:13 2004 by Smasharoo
Ik ben trying to learn (Hoe zeg je dat is Nederlands?) spreek? Nederlands.
Edited, Sat Aug 28 04:42:13 2004 by Smasharoo
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
My wife is learning it, but her German is fluent, so she's picking it up much faster. Seems very simmilar to German.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Aye, there are a lot of similarities (although the Dutch hate to be associated with Germans ;-)
Dus, je probeert Nederlands te leren? Ik vind dat je het al aardig onder de knie hebt.
Translate that, semi-decently, and I'll be impressed.
Chop chop )
Dus, je probeert Nederlands te leren? Ik vind dat je het al aardig onder de knie hebt.
Translate that, semi-decently, and I'll be impressed.
Chop chop )
"If anyone has objections to this marriage, let him speak now or forever Rest In Peace!"
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At least they won't be making two other dead people miserable for all eternity.
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I'm picturing the ceremony
Sing along kids!
I'm getting buried in the morning
I'll soon be turning into slime.
Don't stick your nose in
I'm decomposin'
So get me to the Church on time!
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