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#1 Aug 23 2004 at 12:23 PM Rating: Good
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NASA robot rides Segway

Robonaut B, a robot built with human-like hands and television camera eyes, now has the option of rolling around Earth on a modified two-wheeled Segway scooter or grappling the International Space Station with what researchers call a "space leg."

Already, he's better than our current president Smiley: lol
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#2 Aug 23 2004 at 12:26 PM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:


Already, he's better than our current presidential candidates, Smiley: lol



FTFY
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#3 Aug 23 2004 at 12:28 PM Rating: Good
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Cite???

Do you have evidence of Kerry falling off a Segway as we do Bush?

The above was tongie-in-cheek. I shouldn't feel the need to say that, but.. you know...
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#4 Aug 23 2004 at 12:29 PM Rating: Decent
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why not just use the one from Futurama? Bender as a Cartoon has more Empathy and a better grasp of forgien policy than Bush.
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#5 Aug 23 2004 at 12:31 PM Rating: Good
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He can't be president. Bender Bending Rodriguez was born in Mexico.
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#6 Aug 23 2004 at 12:33 PM Rating: Decent
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He can't be president. Bender Bending Rodriguez was born in Mexico.
Denied!!
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Actually Tarv, now that you mention it, there is an eerie similarity in the behavior of Bender and Bush.

Could it be they merely draped some skin and hair on Bender and changed his name to Bush?

Oh wait, Bender is intelligible and demonstrates an understanding of sentence structure and proper syntax.
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#8 Aug 23 2004 at 12:35 PM Rating: Decent
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Our next robot president!

I thought bhodisattva made this clear:

VOLTRON

Voltron would rip that robot's leg off, give out a mechanical Wookie-like guttural growl, and then all you would see was thousand-dollar parts marked with "3.28 feet = 1 meter" rocketing away as Voltron enacted his own version of the Patriot Act on poor Robonaut B.

Then, the scattered remains of Robonaut B would spontaneously burst into flames as Voltron towered above, maniacally laughing.
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#9 Aug 23 2004 at 12:36 PM Rating: Default
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Oh wait, Bender is intelligible and demonstrates an understanding of sentence structure and proper syntax.


Are you always a pompous ***** or is that just your "forum personality"?
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He can't be president. Bender Bending Rodriguez was made in Mexico.
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Denied!!


Da[i][/i]mn you, out-sourcing!
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#11 Aug 23 2004 at 12:37 PM Rating: Excellent
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Hey Pulse, aren't you the pregnant smoker?
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#12 Aug 23 2004 at 12:38 PM Rating: Decent
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Are you always a pompous ***** or is that just your "forum personality"?


Is she getting you "hot", Pulse?
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No I just don't understand her snotty little pathetic attitude.
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#14 Aug 23 2004 at 12:39 PM Rating: Decent
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No I just don't understand her snotty little pathetic attitude.


But you envy it? ;)
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No I just don't understand her snotty little pathetic attitude
Because your's is so worthy of note Smiley: rolleyes
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Feeling a little ****** today, are we?

You could re-read the post and realize that it was a little dry humor and lighten the fu[i][/i]ck up.

Or you can just keep being your same charming self. Smiley: snore
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#17 Aug 23 2004 at 12:47 PM Rating: Decent
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Or you can just keep being your same charming self.

And then Voltron delivers some Patriot Act goodness onto you... or INTO you. Really, either preposition will do handsomely.
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