Who would win?
I'm thinking Kerry has an advantage with actually having fighting experience, or he could also bore Bush to death.
But then again Bush has legions of soldiers at his disposal to throw at Kerry.
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Promise Kerry another purple heart he'd go all out. Likes his collection. Keep all things shiny away to advoid distraction and tell Bush that "Kerry is a bad man who wants to stop us from finding oil on mars" and Bush would go all out.
It's all about motivation....
It's all about motivation....
Bush would probably win. He's like his mother: mean.
i thought you were gonna say fu[b][/b]cked
Empyre wrote:
i thought you were gonna say fu[/b]cked
Honestly, when do you think the last time Barbara got a fu[b]cked was?
Edited, Sat Aug 21 20:09:52 2004 by Huangafu
The last time Jeb and W were home and drunk, I assume.
Edited, Sat Aug 21 20:08:22 2004 by Smasharoo
Edited, Sat Aug 21 20:08:22 2004 by Smasharoo
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I think we need to actually set this up, you realize this is considered the qualifying round.
"When two tribes go to war, a point is all that you can score."
http://www.fgth.cjb.net to watch the Two Tribes Video. One of the best videos ever made IMHO.
Edited, Sat Aug 21 20:08:30 2004 by Reinman
"When two tribes go to war, a point is all that you can score."
http://www.fgth.cjb.net to watch the Two Tribes Video. One of the best videos ever made IMHO.
Edited, Sat Aug 21 20:08:30 2004 by Reinman
Lol this is a contest? Unless of course you consider the fact that Bush wont fight for himself or will fight dirty like having say 10 people jump Kerry before he himself faces him.
himm kerry wouldnt want to **** up his bo tox (sorry probably spelled it wrong) face man lol hed run away unlike mentioned earlier it mde him look good
It really depends on whether GWB gets coked up first.
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Edited, Sun Aug 22 22:33:41 2004 by Trunksbrando
Edited, Sun Aug 22 22:33:41 2004 by Trunksbrando
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kerry could use his chin while bush uses the trick on the end of gladiator (where the emporer stabs maximus before they fight).
Bush would win, because nobody can beat an irrate Texan!
Smashed wrote:
Does everything have to be vulgar and obscene with every liberal or am I just seeing things again, damn having amsterdamm de ja vu flashbacks.
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The last time Jeb and W were home and drunk, I assume.
Does everything have to be vulgar and obscene with every liberal or am I just seeing things again, damn having amsterdamm de ja vu flashbacks.
Varus
Does everything have to be vulgar and obscene with every liberal or am I just seeing things again, damn having amsterdamm de ja vu flashbacks.
Would you have been happier if he said something along the lines of "Probably the last time she was walking in some downtown streets and some nig*ers raped her."
That seems like the kind of shtick that you would spew out.
Would you have been happier if he said something along the lines of "Probably the last time she was walking in some downtown streets and some nig*ers raped her."
That seems like the kind of shtick that you would spew out.
Huang wrote:
More from the ever inclusive all loving liberal communists.
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Would you have been happier if he said something along the lines of "Probably the last time she was walking in some downtown streets and some nig*ers raped her."
That seems like the kind of shtick that you would spew out.
That seems like the kind of shtick that you would spew out.
More from the ever inclusive all loving liberal communists.
Varus
Just point out that you are a know racist is not vulgar.
Huang wrote:
Known by you...but then again that's not saying much.
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Just point out that you are a know racist is not vulgar.
Known by you...but then again that's not saying much.
Varus
Plenty of people on this board think that you are a racist.
Civilization: You've come a long way, baby!
Smasharoo wrote:
The last time Jeb and W were home and drunk, I assume.
Edited, Sat Aug 21 20:08:22 2004 by Smasharoo
Edited, Sat Aug 21 20:08:22 2004 by Smasharoo
varrussword wrote:
Smashed wrote:
Does everything have to be vulgar and obscene with every liberal or am I just seeing things again, damn having amsterdamm de ja vu flashbacks.
Varus
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The last time Jeb and W were home and drunk, I assume.
Does everything have to be vulgar and obscene with every liberal or am I just seeing things again, damn having amsterdamm de ja vu flashbacks.
Varus
lmao man i am loving these posts
Huang wrote:
Yes and plenty of people that post on this board are evil thieving commy pinko bastards.
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Plenty of people on this board think that you are a racist.
Yes and plenty of people that post on this board are evil thieving commy pinko bastards.
Varus
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Plenty of people on this board think that you are a racist.
Oh just shut the hell up. 100% of the people on this forum are racist.
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Yes and plenty of people that post on this board are evil thieving commy pinko bastards.
Yep...and all the ladies are lesbians. Riiiiiighhhtt.
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