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#1 Aug 20 2004 at 5:03 PM Rating: Sub-Default
Itchybum got banned for the "smell meh fingur" one liners that Darkflame didnt really like.

Suckup got banned because he called Kao out on his recent (at the time) asanine posts.

SentientOne got called out for Karma camping.

and Gie did not like the FFXI merger and hated those "squishy **************

So people, tell me what i need to do to get this account banned and ill give it my best shot.

Ill start with:

Hey, Kao! you suck off any kids lately?


Let the suggestions roll.


Edited, Fri Aug 20 18:05:04 2004 by poppadop
#2 Aug 20 2004 at 5:06 PM Rating: Good
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You've been around to see people banned before, you should know.
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#3 Aug 20 2004 at 5:06 PM Rating: Good
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you realize he looks at your IP address right?
#4REDACTED, Posted: Aug 20 2004 at 5:07 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) I couldnt give any less of a flying rats *** who looks at my IP.
#5 Aug 20 2004 at 5:08 PM Rating: Excellent
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get banned a couple more times and I'll just ban your IP address to make it simpler
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#6 Aug 20 2004 at 5:08 PM Rating: Excellent
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I heard they'll ban you for bathtub wrist-slitting. It may be just a rumor though.
#7 Aug 20 2004 at 5:09 PM Rating: Excellent
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You could always try the "Philly sports suck!" approach. I'm sure that Allakhazam himself will smite you then.

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#8 Aug 20 2004 at 5:10 PM Rating: Default
Hey Dana, I havent been THAT much of a nuisance. All's fair in love and posting.

You dont really want to just out right ban my IP.

You know you love me.
#9REDACTED, Posted: Aug 20 2004 at 5:15 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Oh and Kao, like ive said before, I actually like you. I think youre helpful, and at times can be amusing.
#10 Aug 20 2004 at 5:18 PM Rating: Good
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get banned a couple more times and I'll just ban your IP address to make it simpler

And ban any other accounts that have used the same one.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.

#11REDACTED, Posted: Aug 20 2004 at 5:21 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Well Smashy, Ive had:
#12 Aug 20 2004 at 5:40 PM Rating: Good
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Oh and Kao, like ive said before, I actually like you. I think youre helpful, and at times can be amusing.

you know, jacking off the admins doesn't make you their friend, sucka.
#13 Aug 20 2004 at 5:40 PM Rating: Default
Dana, can you tell me what the password is for Gie?

I lost it, and liked him.

He still hates those Squishy ************** but I promise not to post in your sandbox.

You give me that, I'll buy you a beer, will not offend Kao, and will not make anymore accounts.

Saves both of us some time, so its a win-win situation.

Agreed?

/spit

/shake
#14REDACTED, Posted: Aug 20 2004 at 5:42 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Hey dippy?
#16REDACTED, Posted: Aug 20 2004 at 5:45 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) ahh, you caught that lil innuendo?
#17 Aug 20 2004 at 5:45 PM Rating: Good
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wow played the gay scenario card...


bet your a pretty funny guy in real life, just doesn't translate too well over the internet, its fine...i understand.

#18 Aug 20 2004 at 5:46 PM Rating: Excellent
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Well Smashy, Ive had:

SentientOne.

Itchybum.

Gie.

and Suckup.

Dana knows who this is, and thats all of them listed right there.


Also you other account that you post with from home.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.

#19REDACTED, Posted: Aug 20 2004 at 5:47 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) You really need my cockle in yo mouf, for you are one dry ************.
#20REDACTED, Posted: Aug 20 2004 at 5:50 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Nah, Smash. I dont have any internet at home anymore, but there are multiple boxes here at work.
#21 Aug 20 2004 at 5:55 PM Rating: Good
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Nah, Smash. I dont have any internet at home anymore, but there are multiple boxes here at work.


Anymore.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.

#22REDACTED, Posted: Aug 20 2004 at 5:58 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Even when I did post from home, I posted legit stuff under SentientOne.
#23REDACTED, Posted: Aug 20 2004 at 6:08 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) This is very boring.
#24 Aug 20 2004 at 6:13 PM Rating: Decent
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Nah, Smash. I dont have any internet at home anymore, but there are multiple boxes here at work.


its ok kid, mommy will get your internet back as soon as that deadbeat father of yours gets a job!
#25REDACTED, Posted: Aug 20 2004 at 6:15 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Ive returned for one last:
#26 Aug 20 2004 at 6:24 PM Rating: Decent
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Your right, your smarter than me based solely on the fact that i play ffxi. Brilliant!~!~!1111oneoneone!!~~
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