GitSlayer wrote:
*Insecure stripper is an oxymoron
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*Insecure stripper is an oxymoron
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Since no one has brought this up. I read your first post as you are seperated but not divorced from your wife? Will your having a girlfriend have any legal ramifications when it actually comes down to D day? Not trying to be an ***, just have no experience here.
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I doubt it since they already "separated". I think, in the eyes of the law, that once one person leaves the home and takes up residence somewhere else, the action of the married parties is then not allowed to be applied to the reasons for divorce.
I think....
Edited, Thu Aug 19 12:56:10 2004 by Tare
I think....
Edited, Thu Aug 19 12:56:10 2004 by Tare
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
First of all: "Insecure stripper is redundant" is redundant. Start a new thread about it already.
The thing is, Git, is the description above is what you WISH I was like, but in reality I am happy, well-adjusted and just plain better than you.
I could give a **** about your sad-*** little dimestore Psyche-101 analysis of a made-up personality I use on a message board that is centered around video games.
I've said it before and I'll definitely say it again....you're my dancing little monkey....dance, ************, dance.
Once again I have to educate you in order to put you down....so much work!
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I never have liked you pickle, you remind me of the jackhole in the back row of class in high school who just couldn't keep his mouth shut, just had to taunt the teacher, just had to make fun of the funny looking kid in the front row, just had to think he was the "joker" of the class, the funny one everyone liked. It was sad really. People laughed, but for the wrong reasons, it was laughs of embarasment and discomfort, pickle. Sure some of your sh*t is funny but you always push it to far. You have no idea when enough is enough. A sad cry for attention is still just sad.
The thing is, Git, is the description above is what you WISH I was like, but in reality I am happy, well-adjusted and just plain better than you.
I could give a **** about your sad-*** little dimestore Psyche-101 analysis of a made-up personality I use on a message board that is centered around video games.
I've said it before and I'll definitely say it again....you're my dancing little monkey....dance, ************, dance.
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And who the *** is Maurice?
Once again I have to educate you in order to put you down....so much work!
First of all: "Insecure stripper is redundant" is redundant.
Really? Almost as if people were doing it on purpose because repeating the fact that it was redundant was in iteslf redundant in an ironic kind of way.
Imainge that.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Pickle wrote:
Once again I have to educate you in order to put you down....
Then Smash wrote:
Really? Almost as if people were doing it on purpose because repeating the fact that it was redundant was in iteslf redundant in an ironic kind of way.
Imainge that.
Imainge that.
Heh.
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Really? Almost as if people were doing it on purpose because repeating the fact that it was redundant was in iteslf redundant in an ironic kind of way.
Imainge that.
Imainge that.
Yeah, imagine that. Almost like when I repeated it.
Swoosh.
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I think, in the eyes of the law, that once one person leaves the home and takes up residence somewhere else, the action of the married parties is then not allowed to be applied to the reasons for divorce.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Did I hurt your feelings PP? I'm sorry. Need a hug? Smash will give you one just remember to wear a condom.
...and I know what the *** Maurice refered to. I grew up in the 80's for gods sake, a time of crapy music forces you to listen to the stuff from an earlier parhaps better time. I was being sarcatic when I wrote it. I will put those little "/sarcasm" thingies in for you you next time, how about that?
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Did I hurt your feelings PP?
Not in the slightest. How could someone with such a pathetic life make me feel bad? Just knowing I'M NOT YOU is better than a fistful of happy pills.
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...and I know what the *** Maurice refered to. I grew up in the 80's for gods sake, a time of crapy music forces you to listen to the stuff from an earlier parhaps better time. I was being sarcatic when I wrote it. I will put those little "/sarcasm" thingies in for you you next time, how about that?
No one believes you.
Oh yeah, you're fu[i][/i]cking boring.
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Not in the slightest. How could someone with such a pathetic life make me feel bad? Just knowing I'M NOT YOU is better than a fistful of happy pills.
This from a man who looks like Jon Denver's and Joan Rivers love child?
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How could someone with such a pathetic life make me feel bad?
At least Git's bangin' a stripper, what is your claim to fame Pickle?
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Just knowing I'M NOT YOU is better than a fistful of happy pills.
How about a hand full of booty?
looking at pickles posts (heh), i can't help but wonder...is that what I sounded like when I used to post on drugs?
if so, i'm truly sorry
if so, i'm truly sorry
Yea, Pickle is trying as hard as I did when I first arrived here, but he's still doing it after 4,,5,6,7 months? How long have you been coming here? What game did you come from?
You do attract the hate though pickle, like that **** yesterday, that didn't like fast tongues.
I think you might be like Getty Lee's voice; you either love it or hate it.
I am undecided. Try and impress me.
You do attract the hate though pickle, like that **** yesterday, that didn't like fast tongues.
I think you might be like Getty Lee's voice; you either love it or hate it.
I am undecided. Try and impress me.
Smasharoo wrote:
That in ten years when discussing turning points in your life you don't want one of them to be "well I got a stripper pregnant back in '04 and now half my income goes to here and little Tiffany."
Ouch that one hits kinda close to home.
Gitslayer meets a girl out at a stripclub and she invites him back to her place for the night, her parents are out of town and this is the perfect opportunity. They get back to her house and they go into her bedroom, and when the guy walks in the door he notices all these fluffy toys. There's hundreds of them, fluffy toys on top of the wardrobe, fluffy toys on the bookshelf and window sill, there's more on the floor, and of course fluffy toys all over the bed. Later, after they've had sex, Git turns to her and asks, "So, how was I?" She replies, "Well, let me put it this way: you can take anything from the bottom shelf."
Ba-da-bum!
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Ba-da-bum!
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First of all: "Insecure stripper is redundant" is redundant. Start a new thread about it already.
Wouldn't that thread, in itself, be redundant?
Been busy little bees, have we?
Let's see:
Awww, has a hipster stolen your girlfriend from you? How sad!
Oh yeah, I have hair! I win!
Well, I live with an ex-stripper that is an exec for a pharmaceiutical company now. I win.
Check!
I don't even know where this is going....I'm not the loser that posts from home. Yeah, sex, drugs, rock 'n roll....I live it. Drool on, lil bald bi[/i]tch.
Trying to amuse myself? Yep. I've been here since March-ish after I got a vision from BOB asking me to go on a holy pilgrimage to this board to point out the people that suck. I'm truly an Angel of Bob's Mercy.
I have to remind myself sometimes that sockpuppets CAN be funny.
I am universally love by those who value intelligence and wit...universally hated by jealous, balding wanna-bes. Tis the nature of the Pickle...a sour dispostion with a salty aire.
Impress you? Just be happy that Bob sent me here.
[i]Edited, Fri Aug 20 12:37:04 2004 by pickleprince
Let's see:
pEmple wrote:
This from a man who looks like Jon Denver's and Joan Rivers love child?
Awww, has a hipster stolen your girlfriend from you? How sad!
Oh yeah, I have hair! I win!
Rein wrote:
At least Git's bangin' a stripper, what is your claim to fame Pickle?
Well, I live with an ex-stripper that is an exec for a pharmaceiutical company now. I win.
Rein wrote:
How about a hand full of booty?
Check!
Emp wrote:
looking at pickles posts (heh), i can't help but wonder...is that what I sounded like when I used to post on drugs?
I don't even know where this is going....I'm not the loser that posts from home. Yeah, sex, drugs, rock 'n roll....I live it. Drool on, lil bald bi[/i]tch.
Rein wrote:
Yea, Pickle is trying as hard as I did when I first arrived here, but he's still doing it after 4,,5,6,7 months? How long have you been coming here? What game did you come from?
You do attract the hate though pickle, like that **** yesterday, that didn't like fast tongues.I think you might be like Getty Lee's voice; you either love it or hate it.
I am undecided. Try and impress me.
You do attract the hate though pickle, like that **** yesterday, that didn't like fast tongues.I think you might be like Getty Lee's voice; you either love it or hate it.
I am undecided. Try and impress me.
Trying to amuse myself? Yep. I've been here since March-ish after I got a vision from BOB asking me to go on a holy pilgrimage to this board to point out the people that suck. I'm truly an Angel of Bob's Mercy.
I have to remind myself sometimes that sockpuppets CAN be funny.
I am universally love by those who value intelligence and wit...universally hated by jealous, balding wanna-bes. Tis the nature of the Pickle...a sour dispostion with a salty aire.
Impress you? Just be happy that Bob sent me here.
[i]Edited, Fri Aug 20 12:37:04 2004 by pickleprince
maybe you should get your quote sraight before you start dribbling out of the corner of your mouth there andy. you try way too hard, but then again...that would explain the consistant and limit-exceeding desire to draw attention to yourself in everything you are and do.
a little insecure are we? (pst, i would be if I were you..if your gf is indeed something that doesn't require a lot of wind or a small compressor to bring to life, then you got sh[b][/b]it *** lucky or are scraping the bottom of the barrel) being a medical whatever-you-said-she-was, she must be popping some serious prescription drugs to hang out with you.
a little insecure are we? (pst, i would be if I were you..if your gf is indeed something that doesn't require a lot of wind or a small compressor to bring to life, then you got sh[b][/b]it *** lucky or are scraping the bottom of the barrel) being a medical whatever-you-said-she-was, she must be popping some serious prescription drugs to hang out with you.
trippin wrote:
I am universally love by those who value intelligence and wit...universally hated by jealous, balding wanna-bes. Tis the nature of the Pickle...a sour dispostion with a salty aire.
...and i guess she is slipping you some of those drugs too.
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