From the Steve Miller song, dumbass.
Probably not covered by a tejano singer yet.
Did I mention the girl was a hooker?
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Haha, your cynical ******* rating just keeps rising.
Let me explain how this ends.
The girl tells you that she can't see you again because she has to go care for her dying grandmother or something, and then you see her in supermarket and cry yourself to sleep for a week.
If you fuc[b][/b]k her again without cash changing hands I'll be amazed.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
*** you Smash. I will be seeing her in a few hours as a matter of fact you jealous ***.
I'm laughing on the inside really.
So is she a redhead or have you turned a new leaf and decided blondes are hot too?
Totem
Totem
Two for one sale, eh?
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
In all seriousness I clearly shouldn't have to say this, but:
Does it really strike you as a good idea to get invloved with an insecure stripper that you know nothing about while you've just ended a 14 year thing with your wife?
Does it really strike you as a good idea to get invloved with an insecure stripper that you know nothing about while you've just ended a 14 year thing with your wife?
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Brunette, if she were a redhead it would be all over I would end up getting arrested as the creepy guy who keeps stalking her.
And blonds are bland, washed out and colorless when I see a blond no matter how hot she is my eyes just slide over them without much impact on my consciousness.
And blonds are bland, washed out and colorless when I see a blond no matter how hot she is my eyes just slide over them without much impact on my consciousness.
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Does it really strike you as a good idea to get invloved with an insecure stripper that you know nothing about while you've just ended a 14 year thing with your wife?
No, your point is?
*Insecure stripper is an oxymoron
No, your point is?
That in ten years when discussing turning points in your life you don't want one of them to be "well I got a stripper pregnant back in '04 and now half my income goes to here and little Tiffany."
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Ok, serious question, Git: Knowing that you didn't have anything to drink the previous evening and understanding that that makes a substantial difference when compared to beer goggles, how did she look the next day in broad daylight? Still hot or typical girl walking/shopping you'd see anywhere?
And is Little Richard happier today, assuming you hadn't gotten any considering your wife and you obviously have not been getting along? Any regrets?
Totem
And is Little Richard happier today, assuming you hadn't gotten any considering your wife and you obviously have not been getting along? Any regrets?
Totem
Condoms come in handy for that Smash but thanks I appreciate the concern.
She is still looking pretty good in my book Totem, but all things considered this is not a lets make a long term relationship out of this kind of thing but hell I am going to see her for the second time tonight, I don't think I need to worry about that yet.
As for lil' Ricky: he is quit pleased with himself, thank you.
She is still looking pretty good in my book Totem, but all things considered this is not a lets make a long term relationship out of this kind of thing but hell I am going to see her for the second time tonight, I don't think I need to worry about that yet.
As for lil' Ricky: he is quit pleased with himself, thank you.
I predict this will go horribly wrong within a month and that it will have correspondingly hillarious consequences for the rest of us.
On the other hand if you'd have trouble getting laid otherwise, have a good time!
On the other hand if you'd have trouble getting laid otherwise, have a good time!
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Congrats on banging a hot stripper, and don't forget that there are feelings inside that hot bod. I don't think you need the bad karma.
Of course I will consider her feelings, I'm ust a nice guy who got lucky with a hot stripper in her late 20s, right?
Late 20's eh, good, you are catching her right at the end of her stripping career, she is probably looking for some stability now, and wants to settle down with a "nice guy". After hearing your story, and the fact that you have been tamed for the last 14 years, she figures she can cash in on all of your X's work.
Or maybe she just wants to f[b][/b]uck, hard to say.
I doubt it's anywhere in the middle though.
Or maybe she just wants to f[b][/b]uck, hard to say.
I doubt it's anywhere in the middle though.
Of course! And you'll continue to do so until you get sick of her. Or get crabs. Or both!
AYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY
AYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY
Isn't that the Latin Way?
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*Insecure stripper is an oxymoron
I don't know. I think it's more of a redundant statement. In general, girls who strip tend to be terribly insecure. I know that does not seem to make sense, but it's true. You'll see.
BTW, I say you're not crazy, go for it, but don't completely blow off Smash's warning. Keep your eyes open.
Edited, Wed Aug 18 23:06:00 2004 by Jindo
Must have cost his friends a fortune to rent her for the week.
Ooooohhhhhhhhh pretty woman....
Tacosid
Ooooohhhhhhhhh pretty woman....
Tacosid
I voted for the other guy.
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*Insecure stripper is an oxymoron
No, it's redundent. Just thought I would clear that up. Carry on.
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Insecure stripper is an oxymoron
No, I would have to say that it is redundant.
Nice work moe, I saw your alternate spelling of redundant and immediately went into an editing frenzy, only to find out you're wrong. Dictionary.com is my best friend.
Edited, Thu Aug 19 00:11:35 2004 by Reinman
Insecure stripper is an oxymoron
No, it's redundant.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
It brings to mind that saying: "Someone, somewhere is already sick of her ****."
Actually, when I first read Git's post it made me think of a letter to Penthouse.
"Dear Penthouse,
I never thought it would happen to me, but this morning at the grocery store I met the stripper I had been flirting with at the bar last night. After some preliminary small talk, she made it clear what she was after: Little Richard. Apparently during the course of one of the ten lap dances she administered to my groin she discovered why my parents gave me the name I possess today.
She took me home, I put Kid Rock's "Cowboy" on the stereo, and she gave me my own personal strip tease. Soon afterwards she was grinding against me, rolling her hips back and forth..."
All that's missing is her calling one of her girlfriends up and having her come over and joining in the festivities.
Totem
Actually, when I first read Git's post it made me think of a letter to Penthouse.
"Dear Penthouse,
I never thought it would happen to me, but this morning at the grocery store I met the stripper I had been flirting with at the bar last night. After some preliminary small talk, she made it clear what she was after: Little Richard. Apparently during the course of one of the ten lap dances she administered to my groin she discovered why my parents gave me the name I possess today.
She took me home, I put Kid Rock's "Cowboy" on the stereo, and she gave me my own personal strip tease. Soon afterwards she was grinding against me, rolling her hips back and forth..."
All that's missing is her calling one of her girlfriends up and having her come over and joining in the festivities.
Totem
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All that's missing is her calling one of her girlfriends up and having her come over and joining in the festivities.
That is bound to happen tonight. Obviously it won't just be a friend, but another stripper, asian I think.
No offense Git, I think you da man for pounding a stripper.
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