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So, How was the Festival Smash?Follow
Well? Give us the details.
Seriously, Mr. Smash. Inquiring minds want to know!
If you've ever been sewn into a burlap bag with a wolverine stapled to your nuts who hasn't been fed in thre emonths and then thrown off a cliff...
It was much worse than that.
But with spinning muddy hippies.
It was much worse than that.
But with spinning muddy hippies.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
That sounds like a date I had. Only she<?> had the wolvering stapled to her nuts.
King CrimsonMagician wrote:
That sounds like a date I had. Only she<?> had the wolvering stapled to her nuts.
Well as long as her nuts werent bigger than yours...
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
I thought that that would be your type of thing, Smashy.
bhodisattva Defender of Justice wrote:
King CrimsonMagician wrote:
That sounds like a date I had. Only she<?> had the wolvering stapled to her nuts.
Well as long as her nuts werent bigger than yours...
No comment.
"Laughing Laughing Fall Apart, laughing laughing fall apart!"
I don't get it Dillmeister.
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"Laughing Laughing Fall Apart, laughing laughing fall apart!"
Song: Sparkle by Phish
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
I don't listen to hip hop, sorry.
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I don't listen to hip hop, sorry.
Phish is so phunky phresh, yo. It's phreaky phun, phag!
Not to mention: Phat.
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Not to mention: Phat.
Who's Pee-Hat?
"Haven't you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"
"Sorry, I don't listen to hip-hop."
-SP:B,L,U
"Sorry, I don't listen to hip-hop."
-SP:B,L,U
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
IT made want to run like an antalope out of controll untill some guy named wilson gave me some bathtub gin and way back then and once again I was bouncing round the room. I drempt about this woman but it she really hard to keep so I decided to live while I was young with all the people dancing on my lawn untill I decided that it all had been wonderfull but then I had to go.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Debalic wrote:
"Haven't you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"
Didn't Prince do that?
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Debalic wrote:
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"Haven't you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"
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Didn't PicklePrince do that?
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"Haven't you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"
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Didn't PicklePrince do that?
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