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I'm too old for outdoor music festivals.Follow
I don't want to talk about it, so don't start.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Then why did you bring it up? 
Did you see Varrus there?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Also, did they play any tirbutes for the musician that died recently. I dare not mention his name...
I sispect Smash ended up taking a blotter and rolling around in the mud, a la Woodstock 94...
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
My husband went to the Coachella music festival this spring. I gave him a kiss goodbye and told him to have a grand time.
Standing in a deserty area in 115 degree heat for 2 days just doesn't sound all that fun to me, no matter how good the bands are (and there were some really good bands there).
Smash, you know you're going to tell us eventually, so c'mon.
Standing in a deserty area in 115 degree heat for 2 days just doesn't sound all that fun to me, no matter how good the bands are (and there were some really good bands there).
Smash, you know you're going to tell us eventually, so c'mon.
Are you officially "Crochety" now?
The last outdoors festival i went to had flash floods, 10,000 people all screaming and 2 inches of water is Not a good combination...
From now on, only $100 indoor tickets to see Streisand, Manilow, or Celene Dion in Vegas.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Other than that though, good show?
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Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
last outdoor fest i went to was Reggae On The River....
thats a 3 day camp out Reggae concert up in humbolt county...
ahh the high times.....
my fiance wants to go to burning man......
i dont know about being out in the desert for like a week......
thats a 3 day camp out Reggae concert up in humbolt county...
ahh the high times.....
my fiance wants to go to burning man......
i dont know about being out in the desert for like a week......
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my fiance wants to go to burning man......
i dont know about being out in the desert for like a week......
i dont know about being out in the desert for like a week......
It's great fun. Just go.
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last outdoor fest i went to was Reggae On The River....
thats a 3 day camp out Reggae concert up in humbolt county...
ahh the high times.....
thats a 3 day camp out Reggae concert up in humbolt county...
ahh the high times.....
My brother goes to Reggae on the River every year. Has for the last several years. He always tells me it's the best event he attends every year.
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my fiance wants to go to burning man......
Who needs it? Go down to Joshua Tree, take some peyote and build a bonfire. When she comes down tell her the last week was phenominal. :)
Last outside concert i was at had more girls in the guys bathroom than guys, an hour long beer lineup, water that was 5$/bottle, i had to help a girl covered in her own vomit, none of the bands were good, it was 40 degrees celsius, i got sunburned, got attacked by mosquitoes, and to top it off Courtney Love flashed the crowd /shudder.
I now only go to arena concerts or club shows. I at least demand a roof and must be able to sleep at my own home once the show is done, not sleep in tent and wait for show next day.
I now only go to arena concerts or club shows. I at least demand a roof and must be able to sleep at my own home once the show is done, not sleep in tent and wait for show next day.
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We're getting off the main topic here.
Smash, make with the damn story already!!!!!
Smash, make with the damn story already!!!!!
my fiance wants to go to burning man......
i dont know about being out in the desert for like a week......
You should go.
Everyone should go at least once.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
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You should go.
Everyone should go at least once.
Everyone should go at least once.
What year did you go, Smash?
I am going to ask the totally taboo question here:
Have any of you ever taken hallucinogens at one of these festivals?
/waiting to tell my Phish story
Edited, Tue Aug 17 13:38:00 2004 by Khristov
Have any of you ever taken hallucinogens at one of these festivals?
/waiting to tell my Phish story
Edited, Tue Aug 17 13:38:00 2004 by Khristov
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Have any of you ever taken hallucinogens at one of these festivals?
Yes...
the first time i took my better half to RotR we split an 8th of mushrooms....
she had never done them befor and they were SUPER ******* strong...
we spent the night giggleing our asses off and "playing around"
Mushrooms are by far better then Acid.. just my opinion...
i like the body high that goes along with it...
all acid does is let me see cool colors and shapes....
So I'm guessing you did get stuck in the mud?
It's not really the outdoor part ... well, not for me at least. I just confine myself to folk, blues and bluegrass festivals. They're much more peaceful and easy going than more rock oriented festivals.
I also don't attend any large venue indoor shows, or shows where the crowd doesn't sit the hell down during the show. I feel like slapping those people. You wanna dance? Go to a ******* dance club, that's what they're there for. Concerts are for listening, you needn't stand for that.
I also don't attend any large venue indoor shows, or shows where the crowd doesn't sit the hell down during the show. I feel like slapping those people. You wanna dance? Go to a ******* dance club, that's what they're there for. Concerts are for listening, you needn't stand for that.
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It's not really the outdoor part ... well, not for me at least. I just confine myself to the older and more mature festivals. They're much more peaceful and easy going than dumb *** kids jumping up and down screaming in your ear
FTFY
oh and BTW i totally agree with you....
no large indoor concerts in stadiums....
outdoor jazz and blues fests kick ***.....
Edit: spelling is guud....
Edited, Wed Aug 18 11:49:32 2004 by Aadynn Litefoot
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