I wonder who's going to write it.
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someone French I assume
I was assuming it would be the Haouse of Saud royal speechwriters, but probably not. Bush's an expert at loosing, I'm sure he'll have someone on standby.
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as long as it uses phrases like "our poor strategery lead to our failurism." and other dubya-isms
Edited, Fri Aug 13 16:48:34 2004 by FujiwaraClan
Edited, Fri Aug 13 16:48:34 2004 by FujiwaraClan
I'm sure it will include phrases like "We didn't cut and run, history will see these as great times, I like Beer" That sort of thing.
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He should just have someone read it for him while he stands next to the guy, then just automatically put his foot in his mouth.
I, an avowed atheist, am praying to every available god and other power that not only will Bush be soundly defeated, but that he will ad-lib his concession speech. Assuming he even knows what one is.
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but that he will ad-lib his concession speech.
Oh, if only the lord would be that generous.
Was going to make my own comment, but couldn't think of somthing more more stupid then what he is likely to say.
Edited, Fri Aug 13 22:58:29 2004 by trakur
Edited, Fri Aug 13 22:58:29 2004 by trakur
Would it go something like this?
"Hotdogs! Get your hotdogs! Peanuts, popcorn, cotton candy! $4 for a beer!"
That kind of concession speech?
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"Hotdogs! Get your hotdogs! Peanuts, popcorn, cotton candy! $4 for a beer!"
That kind of concession speech?
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Voltron?
...my God! That's ingenious!
...my God! That's ingenious!
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I wonder who's going to write it.
Perhaps D1ck Cheney. It might go something like this:
F'UCK!!!
Edited, Sat Aug 14 14:04:51 2004 by Jindo
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Lets see now, is that the consession speech, conceeding how stupid the Democrats were?
How hopelessly romanticly neive the "I hate bush" minority is?
Does it really matter who writes those speeches?
They are after all self evident.
How hopelessly romanticly neive the "I hate bush" minority is?
Does it really matter who writes those speeches?
They are after all self evident.
I just hope we get to hear him say 'nucular' and try to pronounce 'Abu Gharaib' just one last time.
You know, I might just miss the funny little fellah!
You know, I might just miss the funny little fellah!
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
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You know, I might just miss the funny little fellah!
Oh don't worry. I hear he has plans for a fishing show.
He can just use the one he had written for the last election, since he never actually won it I'm sure the speech is around somewhere.
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since he never actually won it I'm sure the speech is around somewhere.
..., you're just as bad as those people in the deep South that tell they're kind the Confederacy won the war until the kids go to school and realize the kind of **** the parents were feeding them.
Even if he did somehow manage to "steal" it, so what, he wanted it more than Gore otherwise Gore would have "stolen" it. We're moving into a new election, let the grumblings of the last one stop.
That's about the stupidest comparison I have ever heard.
IceKnightRune wrote:
..., you're just as bad as those people in the deep South that tell they're kind the Confederacy won the war until the kids go to school and realize the kind of **** the parents were feeding them.
Do you even know anyone from the south?
He didn't steal it! The people in Florida screwed up and Jedd went in and fixed it so his brother could win. After all, most of Florida was distracted by that confusing hanging chad thing. 
"I wonder who's going to write it."
Ariel Sharon, maybe? Jeebus knows he's the only one who benefitted from this misguided administration.
Ariel Sharon, maybe? Jeebus knows he's the only one who benefitted from this misguided administration.
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..., you're just as bad as those people in the deep South that tell they're kind the Confederacy won the war until the kids go to school and realize the kind of sh*t the parents were feeding them.
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Do you even know anyone from the south?
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..., you're just as bad as those people in the deep South that tell they're kind the Confederacy won the war until the kids go to school and realize the kind of sh*t the parents were feeding them.
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Do you even know anyone from the south?
Yep, that's utter bullsh[i][/i]it. I'm originally from the South and I've heard of no such thing.
One of my friends entire extended family lives in the south. She hates going like nothing else.
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IceKnightRune wrote:
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..., you're just as bad as those people in the deep South that tell they're kind the Confederacy won the war until the kids go to school and realize the kind of sh*t the parents were feeding them.
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Do you even know anyone from the south?
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..., you're just as bad as those people in the deep South that tell they're kind the Confederacy won the war until the kids go to school and realize the kind of sh*t the parents were feeding them.
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Do you even know anyone from the south?
Yep, that's utter bullsh[i][/i]it. I'm originally from the South and I've heard of no such thing.
I've lived in the south my entire life and I've also never heard anything like that.
I guess we are always going to be doomed to stupid stereotypes. =(
but I don't have a problem with the stereotypes that are mostly true, hehe
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One of my friends entire extended family lives in the south. She hates going like nothing else.
OH, well, as long as you heard it at least second hand, well SURE, accept it as gospel.
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