Well the paint drying on the wall kept me distracted from the olympic opening ceremony.
Where was the Jet-Pac dude? Where was Muhammed Ali doing that cocktail-shaker dance? Where were Janet Jackson's paps? Where were the streakers? Where was Legolas lighting the Olympic Flame with a burning arrow that never got within 3 blocks of the f'ucking target. T'ch!
Only fun was trying to work out the names of countries that have changed their name 47 times since Sydney 2000.
Now I'm waiting for someone to invade Macedonia and see if they cherish their new name as "Former Macedonian Republic that used to be called some ********** part of the former republic of Yugoslavia"
Edited, Fri Aug 13 16:02:44 2004 by Nobby