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#1 Aug 13 2004 at 3:01 PM Rating: Excellent
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Well the paint drying on the wall kept me distracted from the olympic opening ceremony.

Where was the Jet-Pac dude? Where was Muhammed Ali doing that cocktail-shaker dance? Where were Janet Jackson's paps? Where were the streakers? Where was Legolas lighting the Olympic Flame with a burning arrow that never got within 3 blocks of the f'ucking target. T'ch! Smiley: oyvey

Only fun was trying to work out the names of countries that have changed their name 47 times since Sydney 2000.

Now I'm waiting for someone to invade Macedonia and see if they cherish their new name as "Former Macedonian Republic that used to be called some ********** part of the former republic of Yugoslavia"



Edited, Fri Aug 13 16:02:44 2004 by Nobby
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#2 Aug 13 2004 at 3:07 PM Rating: Good
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ooohhhh you missed the lighting? they had janet jackson light her nipple on fire, then dance over to the torch and light it with a wag of the bags. quite stunning really.
#3 Aug 13 2004 at 4:16 PM Rating: Decent
i was hoping to see fidel when cuba came out, i daresay he was one of the cheergirls or some other cunning disguised so that the likes of bush don't "do him up a treat", so to speak
#4 Aug 13 2004 at 4:18 PM Rating: Excellent
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Dracoid wrote:
i was hoping to see fidel when cuba came out,
Cuba Came Out!?!

Gay Havana!!
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#5 Aug 13 2004 at 4:29 PM Rating: Decent
those filthy cigar smoking commies, i was just waiting for the day
#6 Aug 13 2004 at 4:30 PM Rating: Excellent
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Dracoid wrote:
filthy cigar smoking commies
They don't just smoke them. Ask Bill C and Monica Lewinsky Smiley: wink
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#7 Aug 13 2004 at 4:35 PM Rating: Excellent
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I've never been an olympic watcher. My favorite moments are Kerri Strug breaking her leg and Lougainis <sp?> hitting his head.
#8 Aug 13 2004 at 4:39 PM Rating: Decent
I watch the olympics in the hope that somehting goes wrong, I.E. a judge getting skewerd in the javerlin throw, knocked out/killed in the hammer throw/ decapitated in the discus, somebody putting the pole through their face while running at hihg peed in the pole vault, somebody bending a limb-join the wrong way in any given gymnastic event, a spectacular fall in any given running event, severe injury while dving/drowning in a swimming event, some manslaughter in a boxing event, just basically something interesting to liven it up, but so far i have seen nothing that amazing
#9 Aug 13 2004 at 9:25 PM Rating: Excellent
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jaw droppingly amazing openning cerimonies.

amazing art, and cultural references.

the march of the atheletes was rife with political symbolism
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#10 Aug 13 2004 at 11:07 PM Rating: Good
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The torch looked like a joint.
#11 Aug 14 2004 at 2:18 AM Rating: Good
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What was with the naked dudes coming out of the giant head that popped out of the water? That gave fresh meaning to "going Greek."

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#12 Aug 14 2004 at 2:37 AM Rating: Excellent
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Did anyone see the giant JOINT torch? What's the deal?
#13 Aug 14 2004 at 2:41 AM Rating: Good
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Ya, it looked like a humongous doob. Prolly a subliminal message for Selfishman or sumptin.

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#14 Aug 14 2004 at 2:42 AM Rating: Excellent
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Totem! I missed you man! Where ya been?
#15 Aug 14 2004 at 3:13 AM Rating: Good
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Been busy getting a son sent off to college, having a wedding anniversary, birthdays, taking care of the wife. I haven't had much chance to surf this place lately, but I'm at work again, so I post, therefore I am.

:D

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#16 Aug 14 2004 at 3:17 AM Rating: Excellent
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Well it's nice to get a post from you every once in a while, to get the other side I suppose. Even if you are a Bush licker!
#17 Aug 14 2004 at 3:21 AM Rating: Good
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Admit it! You like eating Bush too! I'm black and I do it.

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#18 Aug 14 2004 at 3:22 AM Rating: Excellent
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Don't tell.
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