Anyone in Florida?Follow

Bah, tis nothing. Wait till La Palma in the Canary Islands to collapse, and there won't *be* a Florida anymore. It'll be under so much water the only thing exposed will be the shiny top of Spaceship Earth in Epcot Center. Having said that, I'll probably be underwater by then too, so I might as well get a new swimsuit.

Maybe I should just move to Ohio. Nothing ever happens there.

We've had quite a few tornadoes this year here.

Havn't managed to wipe out and conservative strongholds though.

Bah!

Yeah, more than likely, Joph. I live on the prairies and we get more than anywhere else in Canada, but we still rarely see any. We've had a remarkable amount of them touch down this year. We have had the stupidest weather ever this summer.

I originally read that as mosquitos were carrying off small dogs, gorillas and the Dallas Cowboys.

On the other hand, I'm not sure having "gorillas" as a problem in of itself is any improvement.

What the Dallas Cowboys need to do is just build a God ugly and horrible new stadium inside of the old one so it looks like an alien spacecraft just landed in some Roman ruins. Then you can lose your old stadium's status as a protected Historical Landmark because you've completed destroyed the unique and classical architecture of your old stadium. Then you'd be free to knock down the remaining columns because they're no longer protected!

Or maybe that just works in Chicago.

Edited, Fri Aug 13 11:46:55 2004 by Jophiel