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#1 Aug 13 2004 at 1:00 AM Rating: Good
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Anti-doping chief D'ick Pound says U.S. athletics leaders take the blame for a string of recent doping offenses. "The leadership within USA Track and Field has been largely responsible for this problem getting as extensive as it is," he said.

Pound said controls will be tighter than ever before for these Olympics, which start tomorrow, including tests for human growth hormone (HGH). "We have to make it clear to the people around the athletes that these are not racehorses," he said.

Eleven U.S. athletes have been involved in recent scandals over the use or alleged use of steroids or stimulants, and the entire team is currently under investigation.


http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/olympics_2004/3558000.stm

On a side note, D'ick Pound is the guys actual name. How bad did his parents hate him.

Edited, Fri Aug 13 02:02:22 2004 by bhodisattva
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#2 Aug 13 2004 at 12:31 PM Rating: Excellent
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What with Pound's comments and the Kostas Kenteris scandal it's really tainting the whole thing for me.

I wouldn't like to say whether it's greater prevalence of misuse or better testing regimes. Just spoils it Smiley: frown
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#3 Aug 13 2004 at 12:33 PM Rating: Decent
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Why can't they just let them take any drugs they want?

Who cares? I'd like to see someone hyped on crack runa 6 second 100 meters, that'd be great.
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#4 Aug 13 2004 at 12:34 PM Rating: Decent
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When you think about it we are probably the only country that gives a damn!
#5 Aug 13 2004 at 12:40 PM Rating: Decent
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Why can't they just let them take any drugs they want?

Who cares? I'd like to see someone hyped on crack runa 6 second 100 meters, that'd be great.


Anyone remember the SnL skit about the "Drug Olympics" where Phil Hartman was the weightlifter all the steroids he could get and ripped his arms out of the sockets trying to lift his new record of 1 tonne.
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#6 Aug 13 2004 at 12:42 PM Rating: Decent
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When you think about it we are probably the only country that gives a damn!
Wrong.

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Why can't they just let them take any drugs they want?

Who cares? I'd like to see someone hyped on crack runa 6 second 100 meters, that'd be great.
Agreed.

The best Athletic i ever saw was when Ben 'Crackhead' Johnson blew Carl Lewis all over the track and ran 9.79.
#7 Aug 13 2004 at 12:57 PM Rating: Excellent
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The best Athletic i ever saw was when Ben 'Crackhead' Johnson blew Carl Lewis all over the track and ran 9.79.
Good point. If they did allow everyone to do it I'd probably be more entertained.

Was that the same olympics when Daley Thompson's feud with Lewis ended after Thompson had to apologise for wearing the T-Shirt that said "The World's 2nd Greatest Athlete is Gay"?
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#8 Aug 13 2004 at 1:08 PM Rating: Decent
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IF htey just legalized all drugs, we could have "Phillip Morris Crack, the offical cocaine prodyct of the 2004 US olympic team!"

You know they have the packagining allready ready to go.
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#9 Aug 13 2004 at 1:10 PM Rating: Decent
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Who cares? I'd like to see someone hyped on crack runa 6 second 100 meters, that'd be great.


That's some seriously funny ****. Dave Chappelle should be notified of this :)
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