I hear you keep talking about your "A" material. I've yet to see you use any of it on anyone. I'm thinking that it exists only in the same parrelle universe that "Big Foot" does. I'm still waiting to see it, as I'm sure is everybody else you make that lame excuse too.
And btw I only wear what your gf tells me too. Which is usually nothing.
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Just admit it.
Do it.
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Ah one of my favorite movies over the summer, Starsky and Hutch. A
very good impersonation I must add.
One favor though, please have your gf stop sticking her finger up my ***. I don't like my prostate fu*cked with. When will she realize I'm not you?!
Edited, Thu Aug 12 14:11:15 2004 by shidoshi
very good impersonation I must add.
One favor though, please have your gf stop sticking her finger up my ***. I don't like my prostate fu*cked with. When will she realize I'm not you?!
Edited, Thu Aug 12 14:11:15 2004 by shidoshi
And btw I only wear what your gf tells me too. Which is usually nothing.
You walk around naked because someone else mate tells you to?
Wow. I've seen some subservient little ******* in my time, but that's alarming.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
shidoshi. be quiet, I order you to be quiet.
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You walk around naked because someone else mate tells you to?
Wow. I've seen some subservient little ******* in my time, but that's alarming.
Wow. I've seen some subservient little ******* in my time, but that's alarming.
Ya gotta do what it takes to please your woman, and aparently Penisprince does not. I don't mind really. Feels good to not be in charge all the time.
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One favor though, please have your gf stop sticking her finger up my ***. I don't like my prostate fu*cked with. When we she realize I'm not you?!
Come on, say it!
I bet her in you.
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One favor though, please have your gf stop sticking her finger up my ***. I don't like my prostate fu*cked with. When we she realize I'm not you?!
I'm guessing as soon as she opens her eyes, or inhales through her nose and realizes that she is looking at a boil-covered, puss-dripping, mass of donkey *******.
Ya gotta do what it takes to please your woman, and aparently Penisprince does not. I don't mind really. Feels good to not be in charge all the time.
Really? Everyone I've been with is pleased all the time. Must be odd to have to go through all kinds of extremes to get to a point where they can tolerate you.
Have you cinisdered Viagra?
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
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Really? Everyone I've been with is pleased all the time. Must be odd to have to go through all kinds of extremes to get to a point where they can tolerate you.
Have you cinisdered Viagra?
After it gave me a 6 hour erection I figured enough was enough.
After it gave me a 6 hour erection I figured enough was enough.
Sort of pointless if you can't tell the diffrence, I guess.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Shidoshi...
Let's face facts here....I'm just better than you at everything.
Just say it and we can move on...
Let's face facts here....I'm just better than you at everything.
Just say it and we can move on...
pickleprince wrote:
Shidoshi...
Let's face facts here....I'm just better than you at everything.
Just say it and we can move on...
Let's face facts here....I'm just better than you at everything.
Just say it and we can move on...
Not everything...don't get me wrong, you suck a pretty mean c[b][/b]ock, but it's obvious shishodo is better at it.
I'm still waiting....
I don't see your "A" material. Just some underachiever begging for mercy tis all.
Fine I'll say it. I'm better than you.
I don't see your "A" material. Just some underachiever begging for mercy tis all.
Fine I'll say it. I'm better than you.
ugh the loser with his hand stuck up a dog's a$$. Go lick your balls or something.
Just some underachiever begging for mercy tis all.
Underachiever would imply that he could easily be better than you if he just put some effort into it.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
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Underachiever would imply that he could easily be better than you if he just put some effort into it.
Very good Smash. Hence why I'm waiting for his "A" material.
This is how cool I am... Jacque Brel wrote a song about me.
And if one day I should become
A singer with a Spanish bum
Who sings for women of great virtue
I'd sing to them with a guitar
I borrowed from coffee bar
Well, what you don't know doesn't hurt you
My name would be Antonio
And all my bridges I would burn
And if I gave them some they'd know
I expect something in return
I'd have to get drunk every night
To talk about virility
With some old grandmother who might
Be decked out like a Christmas tree
And tho' pink elephants I'd see
I'd sing the song they sang to me
About the time they called me Pickle
If I could be for only an hour
If I could be for an hour every day
If I could be for just one little hour
Cute, cute, cute in a stupid-*** way
And if I joined the social whirl
Became procurer of young girls
Then I would have my own bordellos
My record would be number one
And I'd sell records by the ton
All sung by many other fellows
My name would then be handsome Jack
And I'd sell boats of opium
Whiskey that came from Twickenham
Authentic ****** and phony virgins
I'd have a bank on every finger
A finger in every country
And every country ruled by me
I still know where I'd want to be
Locked up inside my opium den
Surrounded by some Chinamen
I'd sing the song that I sang then
About the time they called me Pickle
If I could be for only an hour
If I could be for an hour every day
If I could be for just one little hour
Cute, cute, cute in a stupid-*** way
Now tell me wouldn't it be nice
That if one day in Paradise
I sang for all the ladies up there
And they would sing along with me
We'd be so happy there to be
'Cause down below is really nowhere
My name would then be Jupiter
And I would know where I was going
And then I would become all knowing
With my beard so long and flowing
If I became deaf dumb and blind
Because I pitied all mankind
And broke my heart to make things right
I know that every single night
when my angelic work was through
The angels and the devil too
Would sing my childhood song to me
About the time they called me Pickle
If I could be for only an hour
If I could be for an hour every day
If I could be for just one little hour
Cute, cute, cute in a stupid-*** way
And if one day I should become
A singer with a Spanish bum
Who sings for women of great virtue
I'd sing to them with a guitar
I borrowed from coffee bar
Well, what you don't know doesn't hurt you
My name would be Antonio
And all my bridges I would burn
And if I gave them some they'd know
I expect something in return
I'd have to get drunk every night
To talk about virility
With some old grandmother who might
Be decked out like a Christmas tree
And tho' pink elephants I'd see
I'd sing the song they sang to me
About the time they called me Pickle
If I could be for only an hour
If I could be for an hour every day
If I could be for just one little hour
Cute, cute, cute in a stupid-*** way
And if I joined the social whirl
Became procurer of young girls
Then I would have my own bordellos
My record would be number one
And I'd sell records by the ton
All sung by many other fellows
My name would then be handsome Jack
And I'd sell boats of opium
Whiskey that came from Twickenham
Authentic ****** and phony virgins
I'd have a bank on every finger
A finger in every country
And every country ruled by me
I still know where I'd want to be
Locked up inside my opium den
Surrounded by some Chinamen
I'd sing the song that I sang then
About the time they called me Pickle
If I could be for only an hour
If I could be for an hour every day
If I could be for just one little hour
Cute, cute, cute in a stupid-*** way
Now tell me wouldn't it be nice
That if one day in Paradise
I sang for all the ladies up there
And they would sing along with me
We'd be so happy there to be
'Cause down below is really nowhere
My name would then be Jupiter
And I would know where I was going
And then I would become all knowing
With my beard so long and flowing
If I became deaf dumb and blind
Because I pitied all mankind
And broke my heart to make things right
I know that every single night
when my angelic work was through
The angels and the devil too
Would sing my childhood song to me
About the time they called me Pickle
If I could be for only an hour
If I could be for an hour every day
If I could be for just one little hour
Cute, cute, cute in a stupid-*** way
I can't hear you?!?!?
Is this the same Shidoshi that was previously a "dread lord" and had a stupid *** avatar?
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
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Hence why
Wow. You suck and you suck.
yep thats me? What ? ya didnt like the school girls be chopped up? or did ya not like the hot black chick? Didn't know pregant women cared so much. Figured you'd be off at a buffet or something.
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yep thats me? What ? ya didnt like the school girls be chopped up? or did ya not like the hot black chick? Didn't know pregant women cared so much. Figured you'd be off at a buffet or something.
Oh I didn't make the connection. You're that gay guy. I get it.
No I will not sleep with you. Sorry, I'm taken.
Speaking of which, you stole that avatar from me. Biter.
I just wondered how there could be two Shidoshies in the world who sucked ***.
Guess there's only one.
Guess there's only one.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
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