There was a democrat that was down on his luck. In order to raise some money he decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.
He went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree and told him, "I've kidnapped you."
The democrat wrote a note saying "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it beneath the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the city playground. Signed, A Democrat."
The Democrat then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.
The next morning the Democrat checked, and sure enough a paper bag was sitting beneath that pecan tree. The Democrat opened up the bag and found the $10,000 with a note. The note said, "How could one Democrat do this to another Democrat?"
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As opposed to the Republican who would have heard about the story and given $10,000 to the richest family he could find, just in case their child was kidnapped.
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I do not think that word means what you think it means.
inconceivable!
Do what now?
Anybody want a peanut?
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You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is "Never get involved in a land war in Asia", but only slightly less well known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian, when *death* is on the line
Damn I love that movie. So many great quotes.
Yeah I'll admit it, I had to look it up for the exact wording.
Damn I love that movie. So many great quotes.
Yeah I'll admit it, I had to look it up for the exact wording.
Still, it's a classic.
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone that life has given vodka and have party.
This establishment does not serve women. You must bring your own.
This establishment does not serve women. You must bring your own.
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That was a great movie.
As for the story on the democrat, their not all that stupid. They are just really confused people who wouldn't know right from wrong because they are following an idiot like Kerry. Republicans know that they are following an idiot like Bush, they just don't give a f*ck.
As for the story on the democrat, their not all that stupid. They are just really confused people who wouldn't know right from wrong because they are following an idiot like Kerry. Republicans know that they are following an idiot like Bush, they just don't give a f*ck.
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