WTF is with the postal service in that damn Eskimo trap you guys call a country? I order something from Ontario... Please allow 4-8 weeks for delivery (with no express option). Is this 1842 or something? Do they need an Indian guide through the woods? Are they going to tie to the the *** of a moose and let him walk here?
Christ, woman... it'd be faster for me to fu[i][/i]cking walk there and pick it up myself.
Stupid country.
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Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Sorry Joph, I stopped shipping those blow up dolls months ago. Shoulda updated the website. My bad.
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Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
LOL!!!
Pssst - the asswig cream is on its way...I promise.
Pssst - the asswig cream is on its way...I promise.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
They don't ship things untill the inland lakes freeze over.
So at least another week.
So at least another week.
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Actually, the Blow up dolls from Ontario normally are sold with Medium, Large and X-Large orifices. To get "small" sized ones, they have to be custom ordered from Japan, where they are a little more popular. With customs and all, 6-8 weeks is about right.
Oh heavens!
Hey Rein, you back in Brazil?
Hey Rein, you back in Brazil?
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Hey Tare. Off the OP's topic but.... I keep getting virus infected emails sent to me from you. For the record naked pics of yourself would be better. ;)
I get virus emails from other Alla users too.
Bah!
Bah!
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Hey Rein, you back in Brazil?
How'd you guess? 26 more days...Yay!
How'd I guess? You're here!
How's Chubby?
How's Chubby?
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How's Chubby?
Excuse me!?!? I only let my wife call it that!
Oops, did I say that outloud? 
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Anyway, the Mrs's is doing fab, she is getting really tired though, she collapses into bed every night these days, sleeps till noon, I am sooo jealous.
We are all getting excited, I painted and decorated the nursery just before I left home .... fairly proud, looks real purdy.
Did it all up in the Disney stuff with Snow white, Cinderella and such, you'll have to come over and check it out when I return.
Show you what you should be expecting out of Dank.
We are all getting excited, I painted and decorated the nursery just before I left home .... fairly proud, looks real purdy.
Did it all up in the Disney stuff with Snow white, Cinderella and such, you'll have to come over and check it out when I return.
Show you what you should be expecting out of Dank.
Funny you should mention that, we are working on the nursery tonight. 
Sounds like you guys are all set; how long till the big day? It's still about 3 months away right?
Sounds like you guys are all set; how long till the big day? It's still about 3 months away right?
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
10 weeks. Oct 20 is our due date.
it's gonna be raining baby's around here pretty soon!
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it's gonna be raining baby's around here pretty soon!
You have no idea how much I repect you because I'm not making a clever comment about that one.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Alla might have to rename the OOT forum from "The Sandbox" to "The Nursery", to provide a place so that Moe, Tare, Pikko and I can talk about babies.
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