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#1 Aug 11 2004 at 1:47 PM Rating: Decent
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Although the antics have been slightly more humerous of late, I'm honestly curious as to who you think varussword truly is. We've already got Platanum denying any connection.

Two questions: Is varussword a sockpuppet? If so, who's is he?

The ultimate irony would be Smash. I know it's not, but still would be amusing.

My guesses: Yes and Jophiel.

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#2 Aug 11 2004 at 1:48 PM Rating: Default
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Who the fuc[b][/b]k cares.

Really. What's the diffrence? What's the facination?

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#3 Aug 11 2004 at 1:50 PM Rating: Good
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I don't think varus is Jophiel. He's either taco or thundra. But we can always go to the default Mrens. :)
#4 Aug 11 2004 at 1:52 PM Rating: Good
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I'm with Smash. Who the f'uck cares.

The only purpose he serves is to start 35 threads about John Kerry everyday and then miserably fail to argue his point on every last one of them.

Hoorah!
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#5 Aug 11 2004 at 1:54 PM Rating: Decent
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#6 Aug 11 2004 at 1:55 PM Rating: Good
All this talk about sockpuppets and my name isn't mentioned once?

Fantastic, I'm glad you're all finally realizing I don't make puppets.

#7 Aug 11 2004 at 1:57 PM Rating: Decent
^^^ Here's come the socks to defend their socky citizen.
#8 Aug 11 2004 at 2:00 PM Rating: Good
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^^^ Here's come the socks to defend their socky citizen.
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Do you read this stuff to yourself before you post it and think 'ha, I am soo freakin' funny!!'

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Yeah, 'cause you just hate my socks, dontcha?

I knew I should have shown my nips...
#9 Aug 11 2004 at 2:04 PM Rating: Decent
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Yeah, 'cause you just hate my socks, dontcha?

I knew I should have shown my nips...


I was referring to the BPF above you.

Why show your nips? You always show your ***. ;)
#10 Aug 11 2004 at 2:04 PM Rating: Decent
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What's the facination?


Slow news day.

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#11 Aug 11 2004 at 2:05 PM Rating: Excellent
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What's the deal with 2 varus threads in one day? How come nobody makes a Crimson thread?

Edited, Wed Aug 11 15:05:57 2004 by CrimsonMagician
#12 Aug 11 2004 at 2:05 PM Rating: Default
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All this talk about sockpuppets and my name isn't mentioned once?

Fantastic, I'm glad you're all finally realizing I don't make puppets.


I thinkn the more salient point is realizing no one gives a fuc[b][/b]k if you do or don't.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.

#13 Aug 11 2004 at 2:08 PM Rating: Good
The real question should be if you don't give a f*ck then why post on this thread?

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#14 Aug 11 2004 at 2:10 PM Rating: Decent
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Again: Slow news day.

Alternately: More posts.

Can't blame the guy for posing the question.

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#15 Aug 11 2004 at 2:10 PM Rating: Default
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The real question should be if you don't give a f*ck then why post on this thread?


If I didn't post on threads I didn't give a fuc[b][/b]k about I'd have about 9 posts.
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Disclaimer:

To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.

#16 Aug 11 2004 at 2:17 PM Rating: Good
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If I didn't post on threads I didn't give a **** about I'd have about 9 posts.

If only... LOL
#17 Aug 11 2004 at 2:36 PM Rating: Good
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I like the Empyre idea. Mainly because Empyre is a known quantity and comparing Varrus to Empyre means one of three things:

Varrus is Empyre
Varrus is someone else who is as deficient at debating as Empyre
Varrus is not a sock and is just some idiot as deficient at debating as Empyre.

It's win-win-win!!

So.. Varrus.. you ever need divine guidance to find a tool in your garage?
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#18 Aug 11 2004 at 2:37 PM Rating: Good
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All we need is Varus to threaten someone with a real life "smackdown" and we'll have our man, Jophed!

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#19 Aug 11 2004 at 2:37 PM Rating: Default
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If only... LOL


You think it's bad now, wait untill I start gloating on Nov 3.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.

#20 Aug 11 2004 at 2:51 PM Rating: Decent
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So.. Varrus.. you ever need divine guidance to find a tool in your garage?
He was pretty adamant that screwdriver wasn't there before the divine intervention. There's no other possible explanation!
#21 Aug 11 2004 at 2:55 PM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
I like the Empyre idea. Mainly because Empyre is a known quantity and comparing Varrus to Empyre means one of three things:

Varrus is Empyre
Varrus is someone else who is as deficient at debating as Empyre
Varrus is not a sock and is just some idiot as deficient at debating as Empyre.

It's win-win-win!!
Hey Varuss, spell "pus[sm][/sm]sy".

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#22 Aug 11 2004 at 3:01 PM Rating: Good
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If I didn't post on threads I didn't give a **** about I'd have about 9 posts.


Ah so basically those 10k posts mean nothing more than you have way too much time on your hand with nothing better to do. I would have thought someone with your wealth and resources could find something more entertaining to do than bother with the enlightening posts that you have been graced with since my arrival.

Varus
#23 Aug 11 2004 at 3:05 PM Rating: Good
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Hey Varuss, spell "pu[/i]ssy"
See? It doesn't matter [i]who he is, comparing him to Empyre is fun! Smiley: lol
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#24 Aug 11 2004 at 3:08 PM Rating: Decent
Pardon me, I’m new. Am I correct in assuming that this thread is about one person posting here with two handles?
#25 Aug 11 2004 at 3:09 PM Rating: Good
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Just for old times sake, I had to dig up that old post by Empyre. Here is his story, after Smash asked him what his personal experience was that brought him to "God".

To which Empyre wrote, "I have suffered from many mental conditions for a while. some of which include ADD, OCD, panic disorder and anxiety disorder complicated by agoraphobia. when attacked, usually I would need to get to a safe place..what i considered home.

long story short, one time I was locked out of my room (i lived in a house with 2 other roommates) during an attack..with no way to get ahold of anyone that could help. i tore the house apart looking for a screwdriver or coat hanger to assist my getting in, and even tried bashing the door in..finally i curled into a ball and waited to die.

while doing so i finally prayed. i asked God to help me. I told him I believed in him...that i did not need any proof anymore (something I had been asking for for years). and i genuinely believed in my heart...but that now I needed his help. and that if he could help me find the tools i needed to get into the room I would never doubt again.

as hard as it may seem to believe (and i'm sure someone can come up with a "proveable explanation"), i walked down into the garage (where i had previously rampaged through looking for any tools and found none), moved the first box I saw at the door and there sat a screwdriver...not far away was a clotheshanger. I went upstairs and in 10 minutes was in my room by removing the door frame with the screwdriver and feeding a bent coathanger in to physically open the lock (couldnt do it again if you asked me).

the next night I was still pondering over why my attacks were coming back (had been out of therapy for years), when a late night evangelist came across one of the channels. later investigation of the guy proved him to be someone I didnt really feel was teaching the bible properly, but for the 45 minutes to an hour I heard him that night, every answer to every question I had about God, the world and everything..was answered. I had spent many years previous to that travelling around the world trying to find my own answers but had many gaps that just didnt make sense. I sat that night with my jaw on the floor and vowed from that day forward I no longer had to question my beliefs..its now a reality to me."

Oh, boy, that's an oldie but a goodie....Smiley: laugh

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#26 Aug 11 2004 at 3:29 PM Rating: Decent
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You think it's bad now, wait untill I start gloating on Nov 3.


At least you'll be quieter for the month prior, after Boston fails to even make the playoffs!
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