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#1 Aug 11 2004 at 11:07 AM Rating: Good
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Doctors treat 1,037 pound man

A group known as the League of Human Dignity helped arrange for Deuel to be driven to a local livestock scale, where he could be weighed
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#2 Aug 11 2004 at 11:51 AM Rating: Decent
Oh my!

Bwa-ha-ha!

Thanks for my morning laugh, Joph. Who knows? I might even be nice today.
#3 Aug 11 2004 at 11:55 AM Rating: Good
1072 pounds, not 1037.

Though I'm not sure if you could actually look at someone that fat and tell where the extra 35 lbs are....

#4 Aug 11 2004 at 12:00 PM Rating: Decent
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A group known as the League of Human Dignity helped arrange for Deuel to be driven to a local livestock scale, where he could be...

I read it as "livestock sale" the first time - sorry but it was almost funnier my way.
#5 Aug 11 2004 at 1:09 PM Rating: Default
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Though I'm not sure if you could actually look at someone that fat and tell where the extra 35 lbs are....


He was wearing am 800 pound hat, though. He's really only about 300.
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#6 Aug 11 2004 at 1:14 PM Rating: Decent
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He was wearing am 800 pound hat, though.


I'm fairly sure that qualifies as an "AssHat", but I'm not sure why.
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