NO PHILLIPINO CATERERS
http://www.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/asiapcf/08/10/philippines.cannibal.ap/index.html
At the July 17 wedding of his daughter, Eladio Baule got angry with his cousin Benjie Ganay who tripped and accidentally touched the bride's bottom, said Senior Police Inspector Perla Bacuel, at Narra town in Palawan province, southwest of Manila.
A few hours later, Baule, his son Gerald, another cousin Junnie Buyot and a nephew, Sabtuari Pique, allegedly confronted Ganay, then drove him to a secluded place where they stabbed him to death, Bacuel said.
Buyot, who surrendered to police and is acting as a witness, told police they then roasted Ganay's body using coconut leaves and kerosene, Bacuel said.
Baule senior later forced Buyot to take a bite of Ganay's flesh, which he claims he threw up but was then forced at knifepoint to swallow, Bacuel said.
Buyot told police that the group returned to the party and served some of Ganay's cooked remains to guests who were still celebrating the wedding, Bacuel said.
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That's where we get the term - "Flipped Out"!
Kind of like "The Cook, the Thief, His Wife and Her Lover".
Kind of like "The Cook, the Thief, His Wife and Her Lover".
But without the subtitles and with coconut leaves.
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Next time I'm in an argument, I'm definitely not going to say "Eat me!"
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"It was perhaps due to their drunkenness. They probably didn't know what they were eating," he said.
That's why I refuse to eat when I'm on a bender.
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone that life has given vodka and have party.
This establishment does not serve women. You must bring your own.
This establishment does not serve women. You must bring your own.
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Buyot, who surrendered to police and is acting as a witness, told police they then roasted Ganay's body using coconut leaves and kerosene, Bacuel said.
That actually sounds delicious. I don't see a contact number, though...
Yeah, I can't imagine any meat cooked by dousing it with kerosene and setting on fire would taste good.
There's the whole murder and cannabilism thing too, but that's secondary.
There's the whole murder and cannabilism thing too, but that's secondary.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
It never ceases to amaze me how you guys can hear such a disgusting and perverted story, and then make those off-the-cuff remarks that you are so good at making.
You guys are hardcore!
Or terribly calloused.....
You guys are hardcore!
Or terribly calloused.....
Good ol' Phillipines. Now I know why all the women there are trying to get to the land of the big d*cks. I am happy I was never stationed in that area.
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Yeah, I can't imagine any meat cooked by dousing it with kerosene and setting on fire would taste good.
There's the whole murder and cannabilism thing too, but that's secondary.
There's the whole murder and cannabilism thing too, but that's secondary.
You have obviously never cooked with coconuts. They really do enhance flavor. They are the fruit equivalent of lard.
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Good ol' Phillipines. Now I know why all the women there are trying to get to the land of the big d*cks. I am happy I was never stationed in that area.
Philipino women will cut you.
I dated a Philipino girl in high school. She was the most mindfu[/i]cked individual I've ever met in my thirty-two years on this planet.
Re: The coconuts, my friend and I were once at the store and they had coconuts for sale. In a typical youthful, drunken fashion I thought that owning a coconut would be the most dinvely amusing thing possible at that given time. So, the coconut bought and returned home with us, we realized we had no idea how to open it or what to do with it (this wasn't one of those pre-scored coconuts, but a solid shell). Eventually we mutilated it using a screwdriver and a hammer and I proceeded to eat the gooey coconut goodness within.
It was then that I decided I liked coconut... but only when it's pre-dried and shredded and in those neat little plastic packages.
[i]Edited, Wed Aug 11 09:44:00 2004 by Jophiel
Re: The coconuts, my friend and I were once at the store and they had coconuts for sale. In a typical youthful, drunken fashion I thought that owning a coconut would be the most dinvely amusing thing possible at that given time. So, the coconut bought and returned home with us, we realized we had no idea how to open it or what to do with it (this wasn't one of those pre-scored coconuts, but a solid shell). Eventually we mutilated it using a screwdriver and a hammer and I proceeded to eat the gooey coconut goodness within.
It was then that I decided I liked coconut... but only when it's pre-dried and shredded and in those neat little plastic packages.
[i]Edited, Wed Aug 11 09:44:00 2004 by Jophiel
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Did she cut you? They lure you in with the cuteness, and then they make you their *****.
Wait, no, that's all of us.
Edited, Wed Aug 11 09:43:54 2004 by Atomicflea
Wait, no, that's all of us.
Edited, Wed Aug 11 09:43:54 2004 by Atomicflea
No, but she threatened my friend with witchcraft when he had broken up with her. Then she threatened him with violence. Then she faked being pregnant and got a few hundred bucks out of him for an "abortion".
My taste in women back then wasn't so refined.
My taste in women back then wasn't so refined.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Stick with the women in Japan, they seem to be the only who have any grasp of sanity.
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Filipina women will cut you.
FTFY.
I live right next to the largest Filipino community in the world besides Manila. It's called Daly City.
Filipinas are short and tough. When they reach like 20 something they start getting round. Probably cause they eat some heavy foods. (The eat some nasty sh[b][/b]it.)
Think of Filipinos as a cross between latinos and chinese folks with a sprinkle of polynesian.
They also are very very musical and most filipinos families are at least 75% musicians and the whole family plays together in bands. Cool stuff.
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