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I have returned from my brief hiatus. Welcome back gifts can be sent to my apartment in Hermosa Beach California.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
There was a conspicuous absence of "Cow Bell".
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Who are you?
I'm not quite sure actually. But my baseball team does suck bull **********
Edited, Tue Aug 10 18:08:21 2004 by FigNewton
Welcome to the state of Shut the Fu[b][/b]ck up. I'm the governor.
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Welcome to the state of Shut the **** up. I'm the governor.
More like welcome to Team Shut the **** Up. I'm the Coach.
FigNewton wrote:
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"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Oh, and Fig
Really Explore the space of the studio.
Really Explore the space of the studio.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
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Oh, and Fig
Really Explore the space of the studio.
Really Explore the space of the studio.
Babies, when this thing is over you're all gonna be wearing gold plated diapers!
The FigMeister wrote:
when this thing is over you're all gonna be wearing gold plated diapers!
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
This is something, this is is nothing.
Something.
Nothing.
Something.
Nothing.
THE Bruce Dic kinson?
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
D!cken's cider?
Edited, Tue Aug 10 19:13:16 2004 by CrimsonMagician
Edited, Tue Aug 10 19:13:16 2004 by CrimsonMagician
Crimson wrote:
D!cken's cider?
Today's Children's Television Workshop Production was brought to you by the word 'Subtle'
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
And the letters F-A-H-Q
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Huh. Huh. I get it. *****! Inside her! Huh Huh. Way Cool. Awesome!
Today's Children's Television Workshop Production was brought to you by the word 'Subtle'
Today's Children's Television Workshop Production was brought to you by the word 'Subtle'
You sure it wasn't brought to us by the letters 'GFY'?
Yeah PP, yours was much better.
Hey, I put my pants on one leg at a time, just like everybody else. The difference is, when I'm done putting on my pants, I make gold records.
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Yeah PP, yours was much better.
:P
Maybe added in a little...
How's that for subtle, fu[i][/i]cker!?!
I haven't had a Fig Newton in quite a while, but now that I've read your post I think what I really want is an oreo.
D1cken's Cider is actually a pretty funny Bob and Tom skit. I used to have the mp3... wonder if I still do...
Yep, found it. Also found 2 more Bob and Tom funnies:
D1ickens Cider
18 Wheels on a Big Rig
Pinkly Taurus
Grr... stupid links.
Edited, Wed Aug 11 07:48:42 2004 by Nadenu
Edited, Wed Aug 11 07:49:47 2004 by Nadenu
Edited, Wed Aug 11 07:50:47 2004 by Nadenu
Yep, found it. Also found 2 more Bob and Tom funnies:
D1ickens Cider
18 Wheels on a Big Rig
Pinkly Taurus
Grr... stupid links.
Edited, Wed Aug 11 07:48:42 2004 by Nadenu
Edited, Wed Aug 11 07:49:47 2004 by Nadenu
Edited, Wed Aug 11 07:50:47 2004 by Nadenu
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Nope.
(typical) here are some Asylum mainstays
who are you?
GFY.
Edited, Wed Aug 11 15:26:31 2004 by FigNewton
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I haven't had a Fig Newton in quite a while, but now that I've read your post I think what I really want is an oreo.
Well, it shouldn't be too hard to pretend Skeet is mulatto.
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