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Looks like Varus's mom has a predilection for "young pu[i][/i]ssy".
Belive it or not, Rush Limbaugh was going on this afternoon about how Koko had twelve doctors rush to her aid when there's thousands of people without adequate medical care in the US and how it's liberals who care about things like helping a gorilla so liberals are the cause of inadequate health care.
I sh[/i]it you not.
My immediate thought was "Gee, Rush... maybe next time you want your drug fix, you should go see a fuc[i]king veternarian like Koko did."
I sh[/i]it you not.
My immediate thought was "Gee, Rush... maybe next time you want your drug fix, you should go see a fuc[i]king veternarian like Koko did."
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Did he spend a lot of time comlaining that he couldn't get gorrilla tranquilizers from his doctor?
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Wait a God Damn minute, what are you doin glistening to Rush Limbaugh!
Traitor!!
Actually, I listen to a lot of conservative talk radio. It's like having a time machine and seeing what Gbaji and VarusStok will post the next day.
Traitor!!
Actually, I listen to a lot of conservative talk radio. It's like having a time machine and seeing what Gbaji and VarusStok will post the next day.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
I would have thought Rush would feel some kinship with a talking gorilla. Guess not.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Smasharoo wrote:
Wait a God Damn minute, what are you doin glistening to Rush Limbaugh!
Traitor!!
Actually, I listen to a lot of conservative talk radio. It's like having a time machine and seeing what Gbaji and VarusStok will post the next day.
Traitor!!
Actually, I listen to a lot of conservative talk radio. It's like having a time machine and seeing what Gbaji and VarusStok will post the next day.
[:cheer:] Classic.
I would have thought Rush would feel some kinship with a talking gorilla. Guess not.
Jealousy, I imagine. The Gorrilla can make a salient argument.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
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I would have thought Rush would feel some kinship with a talking gorilla. Guess not.
Naw, gorillas don't sling their own putrid ****. I guess Rush has more in common with Chimps.
Jealousy, I imagine. The Gorrilla can make a salient argument.
Could also probably rip someone's arms out by the socket.
I'm pretty sure that's the quickest way to win any argument.
Could also probably rip someone's arms out by the socket.
I'm pretty sure that's the quickest way to win any argument.
Stop insulting Koko!
I listen to Rush for about 10-20min over lunch when I'm getting lunch. Basicly because I keep it on the station for the news in the morning and because I like the afternoon "drive time" program.
If Air America could get their bankrupt asses back into the Chicago market, I'd tune in to them.
If Air America could get their bankrupt asses back into the Chicago market, I'd tune in to them.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Could also probably rip someone's arms out by the socket.
I'm pretty sure that's the quickest way to win any argument.
Like a wookie?
Stealing from Star Wars, you *******! For shame!!
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
If that ape had jumped the border, someone would be complaining how its finger wasn't at precisely the right angle while signing.
Way to evolve, gurl.
Way to evolve, gurl.
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They crowded around her, and Koko, who plays favorites, asked one woman wearing red to come closer. The woman handed her a business card, which Koko promptly ate.
Hahaha, I like that. She may be smart but she's still a gorilla. I'm not dissing Koko i just think it's funny. I wonder what a gorilla finds attractive in a male? A chimp who could use limited signs was shown pictures of males and she called one a "toilet"
Also they called in a gynochologist. I know it's important but really, really weird.
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I'm not dissing Koko i just think it's funny. I wonder what a gorilla finds attractive in a male?
Why don't you ask Varus to post a photo of his dad, that'll answer it.
I can only imagine that, while staring up a gorilla's ****, one has to wonder at the path their life has taken.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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Hahaha, I like that. She may be smart but she's still a gorilla. I'm not dissing Koko i just think it's funny. I wonder what a gorilla finds attractive in a male? A chimp who could use limited signs was shown pictures of males and she called one a "toilet"
Maybe she was commenting on where our minds are most of the time. Probably as good a place for it as anywhere else. Most of us don't use them to it with.
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I can only imagine that, while staring up a gorilla's ****, one has to wonder at the path their life has taken.
Why wonder? You could ask Katie's hubbie thing.
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