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LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - A chain of private California schools that taught immigrants there are 53 U.S. states and four branches of the U.S. government was ordered to stop handing out phony diplomas this week, state Attorney General Bill Lockyer said on Friday.
Authorities seized the assets of California Alternative High School and asked a judge to stop the company's 30 schools statewide from handing out "high school diplomas" to students dreaming of a better life through education, Lockyer said.
The company charged its mainly Latino students $450 to $1,450 for a 10-week course based on a 54-page book that was riddled with errors, according to a lawsuit filed on Monday.
Students learned that Congress had two houses -- the Senate for Democrats and the House for Republicans; that the U.S. flag had not been updated to reflect the addition of Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico to the "original" 50 states; that the federal "administrative" branch oversees the Treasury Department (news - web sites); and that World War II occurred from 1938 to 1942.
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Jesus as if that demographic didn't have it bad enough as it is. Now I understand why their so stupid.
Damn, I was hoping to get vouchers for my kids to go there...
As long as they know how to make a Filet Mignon and pour a Kir Royale, I could give a fu[i][/i]ck.
And here I thought this thread was about Brown.
And here I thought this thread was about Brown.
Hey, my wife might go to Brown for another degree!
Yes, I got the brownskinned refreance you rascist *******
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Brown is the color of poo!
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we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
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Hey, my wife might get Brown-Eyed for another pedegree!
Very esoterically fixed for you.
I don't think I've ever dated a brown eyed woman.
I'd be frightened that she might be an octaroon and we'd have little brwon skinned children that I'd have to explain to my neighbors.
I'd be frightened that she might be an octaroon and we'd have little brwon skinned children that I'd have to explain to my neighbors.
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I don't think I've ever dated a brown eyed woman.
I'd be frightened that she might be an octaroon and we'd have little brwon skinned children that I'd have to explain to my neighbors.
I'd be frightened that she might be an octaroon and we'd have little brwon skinned children that I'd have to explain to my neighbors.
You couldn't brush off my triple-entendres in person.
Just sayin' :)
You couldn't brush off my triple-entendres in person.
Sure I could.
You're not nearly this quick witted in person.
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You couldn't brush off my triple-entendres in person.
Sure I could.
You're not nearly this quick witted in person.
Sure I could.
You're not nearly this quick witted in person.
Maybe, maybe not, but I'm definitely louder.
Maybe, maybe not, but I'm definitely louder.
Well, that counts for something, I suppose.
I'm bigger, though.
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I'm... uhm... whiter.
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Well, that counts for something, I suppose.
I'm bigger, though.
I'm bigger, though.
Yeah, we'll I'm the cheap date.
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I don't think I've ever dated a brown eyed woman.
I'd be frightened that she might be an octaroon and we'd have little brwon skinned children that I'd have to explain to my neighbors.
I'd be frightened that she might be an octaroon and we'd have little brwon skinned children that I'd have to explain to my neighbors.
Funny, you don't usually come across as a coward. Don't tell me you've never been tempted to dip that digestive biscuit in some chocolate.
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Funny, you don't usually come across as a coward. Don't tell me you've never been tempted to dip that digestive biscuit in some chocolate.
It's also funny that my original comment was mostly regarding **** sex. Although, there is a connection to brown-skinned women somewhere in there. :)
Funny, you don't usually come across as a coward. Don't tell me you've never been tempted to dip that digestive biscuit in some chocolate.
I was joking. I'm a liberal elitist who went to a hyper liberal school. Of course I caught jungle fever a few times!
"Now, remember, youre name is Mammy and I'm Massa. Got that?"
Never been with an Aisian chick, though, not counting child prostitutes in Bangcock, of course.
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Not their fault they arent teaching ESL =P
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