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#1 Aug 09 2004 at 12:39 PM Rating: Decent
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VANCOUVER - Drug activists in Vancouver's Downtown Eastside are lobbying for a safe place for people to smoke crack cocaine – along the same lines as the safe injection site for heroin users.


Great news. I'm glad to see Canada's taking a stand on hardcore drug use. Maybe all the American addicts will take up residence in the land of moose and crack ho's.



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Edited, Mon Aug 9 13:40:01 2004 by Eriston
#2 Aug 09 2004 at 12:40 PM Rating: Default
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I think it's a good idea, actually.

Better to have a bunch of crack addicts in one monitored place than to have them all in Katie's trailer.
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#3 Aug 09 2004 at 12:41 PM Rating: Decent
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Great...I hope they open up a safe house next to your kid's school.
#4 Aug 09 2004 at 12:41 PM Rating: Decent
In the spirit of "Import a Senator", Marion Berry can move to Vancouver to become Mayor.

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Great...I hope they open up a safe house next to your kid's school.


I hope they don't open one next to your kid's school and he gets shot walking to the crack house.

Haha.

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#6 Aug 09 2004 at 12:42 PM Rating: Decent
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Great...I hope they open up a safe house next to your kid's school.


I'm sure that's exactly what they'll do, Mr. Slippery Slope.
#7 Aug 09 2004 at 12:43 PM Rating: Good
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...some really poor attempt at a break in...

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#8 Aug 09 2004 at 12:46 PM Rating: Good
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Clearly you know very little about Vancouver's East side. They have actually had fairly good success with keeping an eye on the heroin users by creating safe injection sites with proper places to dispose of old needles and collect new needles. I guess the residents of the east side got tired of their children stepping on/playing with used needles in the street and decided to try a different, less oppressive approach. Face it, drug users will use, but at least this way we have some measure of control over the waste, addicts and crime that occurs in tandem with drug use.



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#9 Aug 09 2004 at 12:51 PM Rating: Default
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Clearly you know very little about Vancouver's East side. They have actually had fairly good success with keeping an eye on the heroin users by creating safe injection sites with proper places to dispose of old needles and collect new needles. I guess the residents of the east side got tired of their children stepping on/playing with used needles in the street and decided to try a different, less oppressive approach. Face it, drug users will use, but at least this way we have some measure of control over the waste, addicts and crime that occurs in tandem with drug use.


Don't be silly, clearly the way to battle drug use is to make it a massive crime that yeailds such hard penalties that people are willing to have shootouts with cops rather than be caught, and to air commercials that pretty much make everyone want to use the drug after they stop laughing.

If that doesn't work, defoliating the country that makes the drugs should offer a good solution to your people using them.
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#10 Aug 09 2004 at 12:54 PM Rating: Good
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#11 Aug 09 2004 at 12:55 PM Rating: Good
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If that doesn't work, defoliating the country that makes the drugs should offer a good solution to your people using them.

Why stop there? I need someplace to park my SUV. We can pave it then have shuttle flights to work.
#12 Aug 09 2004 at 1:01 PM Rating: Good
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Great...I hope they open up a safe house next to your kid's school.
That sounds more like an issue to take up with the county zoning commission. Do they also have gun shops and peep shows next to the schools where you live?
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#13 Aug 09 2004 at 1:48 PM Rating: Decent
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So I'm guessing coffee shops are the "safe houses" for potheads?
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#14 Aug 09 2004 at 2:00 PM Rating: Default
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You know if they just handed out hash brownines after school, there'd be a lot less kids trying crack.
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#15 Aug 09 2004 at 5:08 PM Rating: Decent
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VANCOUVER - Drug activists in Vancouver's Downtown Eastside are lobbying for a safe place for people to smoke crack cocaine – along the same lines as the safe injection site for heroin users.


This has worked well for prostitution in the past, as well.

Maybe a combo "Slurp 'n Blow" shop would be the answer.
#16 Aug 09 2004 at 5:18 PM Rating: Good
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Maybe a combo "Slurp 'n Blow" shop would be the answer
Reminds of an article in the Framley Examiner (Great spoof newspaper - you must check out the classified ads)

The article was tradesmen complaining that the local whores were doubling up as painters/plumbers/mechanics. A local resident praised the arrangements saying,
"It was great - she fixed my washing machine and took it in the gob for 30 quid"
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#17 Aug 09 2004 at 5:19 PM Rating: Decent
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You know if they just handed out hash brownines after school, there'd be a lot less kids trying crack.


If you mean "they" meaning "me in high school" and "kids" meaning "my friends in high school", then yes it's a proven fact.
#18 Aug 09 2004 at 5:33 PM Rating: Decent
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Nobby wrote:
"It was great - she fixed my washing machine and took it in the gob for 30 quid"


If you translated that to English it would probably be pretty funny. ;)
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#19 Aug 09 2004 at 5:35 PM Rating: Default
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It was great - she fixed my washing machine and gave me a ******** for 20 bucks!

There you go.
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#20 Aug 09 2004 at 5:38 PM Rating: Good
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If you translated that to English it would probably be pretty funny
Smash has already translated it to American from English.

You say 'Tomayto', I say 'Whatever'
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#21 Aug 09 2004 at 5:42 PM Rating: Decent
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Thanks guys!!

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#22 Aug 09 2004 at 6:32 PM Rating: Decent
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A safe place for junkies to smoke crack?
We already have a huge one in Maryland, it's called Baltimore City.
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#23 Aug 09 2004 at 6:37 PM Rating: Decent
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It was great - she fixed my washing machine and gave me a ******** for 20 bucks!


30 quid= $60.00 not $20.00, unless in your translation, you are taking into account, that the US has inferior quality Ho's and fetch less dosh for taking it in the gob.
#24 Aug 09 2004 at 6:43 PM Rating: Decent
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Just get George to add all the countries of origin to his *Axis of Evil* list, then give him a 2nd term and encourage him to invade them Smiley: laugh
#25 Aug 09 2004 at 6:49 PM Rating: Decent
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Better to have a bunch of crack addicts in one monitored place than to have them all in Katie's trailer.

Good idea, plus I'm sure that many people in such a small, enclosed place is a fire code violation.
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#26 Aug 09 2004 at 7:00 PM Rating: Decent
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took it in the gob


tee hee

Gob is Gaelic for mouth..

tee hee
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