http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20040809/ap_on_re_us/bodies_found&cid=519&ncid=716
Kinda makes me glad that all I have is a PS2. Nobody would steal it, thus forcing me to take a contract on them....
You know you got your money's worth when the victims can't even be identified by dental records.
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If they happen to be reading this forum, I'd just like them to know that it was Katie that stole their X-box, she also peed on your clothes.
That's pretty ****** up if you ask me, you gonna let her get away with that???
That's pretty ****** up if you ask me, you gonna let her get away with that???
Are they nuts? It was just an XBox. It isn't like there are any good games for the stupid machine.
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Are they nuts? It was just an XBox. It isn't like there are any good games for the stupid machine.
Yea, it's the Xbox part of this story that would mark them as nuts, not the whole "vicious murdering of 6 people with bats" thing.
Yea, it's the Xbox part of this story that would mark them as nuts, not the whole "vicious murdering of 6 people with bats" thing.
Come on. If it was a Lakers warm up jacket that'd be justifiable homicide in CA.
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Once again Florida = Suckville, USA.
Avoid it at all costs.
Lesson learned.
Avoid it at all costs.
Lesson learned.
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Where the hell have you been?
Oh, hehe...it was my best friend's birthday this weekend.
Woo-hoo!
Woo-hoo!
"He was a good kid, he just got with the wrong crowd," said Hunter's father, Dan Washington. "He never seemed to be that type ... that was violent."
Well, I guess beating six people to death with a baseball bat might clear that past tense verb up a bit. I'm sure now his father will appropriately describe him as a raging sociopath who could snap at any moment.
Just once, I'd like them to interview someone on TV and have them not go the way of "Oh, he always seemed so nice." I'd rather them give an account along the lines of "He had been stealing my newspaper for a year, and so I finally just cancelled it. He's in jail right? He broke in all my house windows, slashed my tires, fed my two dogs rat poison and then salted my garden. He told me if the newspaper didn't start showing up again he'd dismember me and bury me in his back yard. He showed me the hole. He said if I ever told anyone about any of this, I'd end up in the hole... what do you mean he's probably going to get off because of lack of evidence?"
Well, I guess beating six people to death with a baseball bat might clear that past tense verb up a bit. I'm sure now his father will appropriately describe him as a raging sociopath who could snap at any moment.
Just once, I'd like them to interview someone on TV and have them not go the way of "Oh, he always seemed so nice." I'd rather them give an account along the lines of "He had been stealing my newspaper for a year, and so I finally just cancelled it. He's in jail right? He broke in all my house windows, slashed my tires, fed my two dogs rat poison and then salted my garden. He told me if the newspaper didn't start showing up again he'd dismember me and bury me in his back yard. He showed me the hole. He said if I ever told anyone about any of this, I'd end up in the hole... what do you mean he's probably going to get off because of lack of evidence?"
The real lesson here, of course, is Don't leave your summer home unattened!.
This is why I pay a caretaker $25 a week. A small price to pay to avoid horrible beatings.
This is why I pay a caretaker $25 a week. A small price to pay to avoid horrible beatings.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Florida should get w/ the program. Stuff like this wouldn't happen if the crack houses had XBOX's.
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Yea, it's the Xbox part of this story that would mark them as nuts, not the whole "vicious murdering of 6 people with bats" thing.
Of course, nobody in their right mind would buy an XBox. ~grin~
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