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#1 Aug 08 2004 at 9:34 AM Rating: Good
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Red Adair died yesterday.

Reckon they'll be able to cremate him?
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#2 Aug 08 2004 at 9:38 AM Rating: Decent
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They should just drive him up in a little remote controlled dump druck construction lorry) to the Olympic Flame lighting cerimony and dump him on that.

Edited, Sun Aug 8 10:38:49 2004 by Smasharoo
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#3 Aug 08 2004 at 10:00 AM Rating: Decent
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i think john kerry is taking a dump in that picture...
#4 Aug 08 2004 at 10:01 AM Rating: Decent
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i think john kerry is taking a dump in that picture...


Is he?

I can't make out George W Bush lying down with his mouth open, you must have a higher resolution screen than I do.
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#5 Aug 08 2004 at 10:04 AM Rating: Decent
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i know how much you like george w and all, but there's no reason to be jelous of him....
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i know how much you like george w and all, but there's no reason to be jelous of him....


Why would I be jealous of a guy eating Kerry's sh[b][/b]it?

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#7 Aug 08 2004 at 2:43 PM Rating: Default
I just figured out that smasharoo is really Fat@#$ michael moore. So sit back it some ho-ho's and suck on kerry's flaming liberal buttocks. Do us all a favor go over to Iraq and volunteer to be human shields for the troops that you have as much disdain as you do G. W. Bush. Let me know when your leaving I'll come over and help you pack your bags, not that you'll need them.
#8 Aug 08 2004 at 2:48 PM Rating: Good
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Calincalis wrote:
volunteer to be human shields for the troops that you have as much disdain as you do G. W. Bush
If you think for 1 second that hating Bush equates to diminishing our respect for the brave women and men who are fighting in Iraq, then you can suck my balls

Bush is a war-mongering ****. Associating his lack of IQ with the courage of coalition forces makes you disloyal in the extreme.

****
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#9 Aug 08 2004 at 3:02 PM Rating: Default
The war-mongering title you give Bush, must of necessity filter through to our brave men and women in uniform. He is their Commander In Chief. Almost all of the soldiers in Iraq support President Bush. They believe they are accomplishing a noble purpose in destroying one of the most brutal governments to ever exist.

Would you disagree with them? If you do, that would make our soldiers nothing but "war-mongering" hordes. I would strongly disagree with you. You make our soldiers guilty by association. They enlisted to serve. Allow them the dignity they deserve. The sorry **** American News media berates them enough. They never have a kind or nice word about the accomplishments of our troops in Afghanistan, Iraq or anywhere. God bless them each and every one and their Commander In Chief.
#10 Aug 08 2004 at 3:09 PM Rating: Good
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They never have a kind or nice word about the accomplishments of our troops in Afghanistan, Iraq or anywhere. God bless them each and every one and their Commander In Chief.
So0ldiers/sailor/airmen fight where they are told to fight. They do so with dignbity and honour.

Did every GI in 'nam support Nixon? Did every Tommy (Falklands) support Thatcher? Did every German support (WW2) Hitler?

**** off

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Edited, Sun Aug 8 16:30:27 2004 by Nobby
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#11 Aug 08 2004 at 3:25 PM Rating: Default
I am a Vietnam Vet, you ****. It is one thing to disagree with a Government Policy. It is another to slam dunk your Commander In Chief. We didn't do that. There are always a "few" who moan and groan about everything in every situation. The vast majority of our soldiers support the "man" who supports them. Look it up, the vast majority of the military "always" supports their Commander In Chief. The vast majority of our military personnel will vote for President Bush in November. The AP, Reuters, NY Times, Newsweek, VOA and others have already admitted this. Read something other than "Mad Magazine", you N'Wah
#12 Aug 08 2004 at 3:33 PM Rating: Good
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So if your Commander in Chief betrays your personal beliefs, you'll obey him anyway?

In my book, that makes you a ****.

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#13 Aug 08 2004 at 4:25 PM Rating: Good
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I am a Vietnam Vet, you ****


How embarrassed are you that you got your asses kicked by a bunch of rice paddy farmers hiding in trees. If you had done a better job Nixon probably wouldn't have recalled the troops.

And Bush is a an imperialist war-mongeror with the IQ of a roasted peanut. He is just a dumbass, greedy liar.
#14 Aug 08 2004 at 4:50 PM Rating: Good
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Calincalis = new Varus

#15 Aug 08 2004 at 4:52 PM Rating: Decent
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How embarrassed are you that you got your asses kicked by a bunch of rice paddy farmers hiding in trees. If you had done a better job Nixon probably wouldn't have recalled the troops.



How embarassed are you that you don't the difference between a political victory and a military one?


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I am a Vietnam Vet, you ****. It is one thing to disagree with a Government Policy. It is another to slam dunk your Commander In Chief. We didn't do that. There are always a "few" who moan and groan about everything in every situation. The vast majority of our soldiers support the "man" who supports them. Look it up, the vast majority of the military "always" supports their Commander In Chief. The vast majority of our military personnel will vote for President Bush in November. The AP, Reuters, NY Times, Newsweek, VOA and others have already admitted this. Read something other than "Mad Magazine", you N'Wah


I'm a veteran too (oh, and so is Smash btw), and frankly I suspect that your memories have been clouded by snorting too much Agent Orange. The men I served with fought for each other, they didn't give a rat's *** about who the president was, and certainly felt no particular love for him.
#16 Aug 08 2004 at 5:20 PM Rating: Good
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It is one thing to disagree with a Government Policy. It is another to slam dunk your Commander In Chief. We didn't do that.
I dunno. I watched a lot of M*A*S*H in my day and Hawkeye was talking trash about Truman all the time.

It was on TV so it must be true
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#17 Aug 08 2004 at 8:55 PM Rating: Default
When you say G. W. has greed tells me; you either dont want the truth, or you are a fool. I personally would use every resource at hand ( that means their oil fields). Bush has not, yet you call him greedy.

The number of Kurds that will likely never be found but that are known to be dead and buried, that Saddam will never be held responsable for ordering their deaths, with sarin nerve gas. Which he also never showed proof of the disposal, which the UN ordered. Not once in over ten years did he ever complied.Still you say Bush lies.

The UN needs to stand behind what it says, else it is as useless to have. Someone had to take a stand, and I doubt it would have been you.

As long as everyone agrees with what you want adduced, that's all that matters to you. N'Wah.
#18 Aug 08 2004 at 10:25 PM Rating: Decent
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I'm a veteran too (oh, and so is Smash btw), and frankly I suspect that your memories have been clouded by snorting too much Agent Orange. The men I served with fought for each other, they didn't give a rat's *** about who the president was, and certainly felt no particular love for him.


Who the hell liked LBJ as president?
#19 Aug 09 2004 at 3:10 AM Rating: Excellent
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Yay I have my own personal Karma Camper!

Every one of my recent posts has been rated down :-)
Cheers Cal. Next time try reasoning your way out of a paper bag.

Oh, forgot to say. ****
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#20 Aug 09 2004 at 9:30 AM Rating: Good
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I am a Vietnam Vet, you ****.

Really, what unit did you serve with during what time in what theatre of operations?



It is one thing to disagree with a Government Policy. It is another to slam dunk your Commander In Chief. We didn't do that. There are always a "few" who moan and groan about everything in every situation. The vast majority of our soldiers support the "man" who supports them. Look it up, the vast majority of the military "always" supports their Commander In Chief. The vast majority of our military personnel will vote for President Bush in November. The AP, Reuters, NY Times, Newsweek, VOA and others have already admitted this. Read something other than "Mad Magazine", you N'Wah


Actualy every single poll shows that this may the first time in twenty years that majority of military families vote for the challanger.
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#21 Aug 09 2004 at 9:44 AM Rating: Decent
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The number of Kurds that will likely never be found but that are known to be dead and buried, that Saddam will never be held responsable for ordering their deaths, with sarin nerve gas.


How do you figure? He was captured, is facing a trial now, and will undoubtedly be executed at its conclusion. What more do you expect?
#22 Aug 09 2004 at 10:08 AM Rating: Default
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The number of Kurds that will likely never be found but that are known to be dead and buried, that Saddam will never be held responsable for ordering their deaths, with sarin nerve gas. Which he also never showed proof of the disposal, which the UN ordered. Not once in over ten years did he ever complied.Still you say Bush lies.


Are we talking about Bush Sr.?

Because he was in office when the Kurds were gassed. SIXTEEN FUC[/b]KING YEARS AGO


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The UN needs to stand behind what it says, else it is as useless to have. Someone had to take a stand, and I doubt it would have been you.


The UN has to come to decisions as a body, not be a rubber stamp for US policy or it's uselss to have.


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As long as everyone agrees with what you want adduced, that's all that matters to you. N'Wah.
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Why is it people who agree wtih Bush can't get past the concept that there are people who might actually have concern for the best intrest of the US as opposed to blind dedication to a man or a poltical party?

I've never understood that.
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#23 Aug 09 2004 at 11:36 AM Rating: Decent
Stupid fu[/i]cking pawn soldiers are frigging brainwashed into following the chain of command. That's why they say all this "you have to respect the office" crap.

Well, you know what, serviceman. FU[i]
CK YOU and your MotherFU[/i]CKING President and everyone down the chain to you.

If you are that fu[i]
cking ignorant to blindly follow any idiot, you deserve what you get.

A REAL American embodies freedom (!) and dissent and individuality....not the conformity and rank and file that you do.

So....GFY, sir!
#24 Aug 09 2004 at 12:17 PM Rating: Decent
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Well, you know what, serviceman. **** YOU and your ************* President and everyone down the chain to you.


sounds like somebody either flunked the ASVAB, got beat up by a Marine, or walked in on a sailer screwin his girlfriend.

#25 Aug 09 2004 at 12:18 PM Rating: Default
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sounds like somebody either flunked the ASVAB, got beat up by a Marine, or walked in on a sailer screwin his girlfriend.


OR someone that pays your salary.

Besides he's not gay, we all know saiors only like to cornhole beefy man buttocks.
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#26 Aug 09 2004 at 12:51 PM Rating: Decent

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sounds like somebody either flunked the ASVAB,


Are you ******* kidding me? Even in my jerkwater hometown, most smart kids failed it on purpose. They didn't want those stupid press gang-like recruiters breathing down our necks for years.

Well, you know what? I'm wayyyyy too arrogant to fail anything on purpose. I aced the hell out the ASVAB and got 4 years of pestering and threats until I finally told them that I was a HUGE advocate of dropping large amounts of hallucinogens into the U.S. water supply and that I worshipped Satan.

No, sir. I'm smart enough NOT to go into the military. I mean what's the use if I'M not in charge?
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