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Rick James died this morning.
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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http://www.mercurynews.com/mld/mercurynews/news/local/9338345.htm?1c
Yeah, I bet.
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He died apparently of natural causes.
Yeah, I bet.
That site requires registration.
Odd, I didn't register.
I just googled
"Rick James Dies"
And clicked on that story link.
I just googled
"Rick James Dies"
And clicked on that story link.
Here:
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Funk singer Rick James dies in Los Angeles
Associated Press
LOS ANGELES - Funk singer Rick James, best known for the 1981 hit "Super Freak," died Friday, apparently of natural causes, police said.
James, 56, died at 9:45 a.m. at a residence near Universal City, said Officer Esther Reyes, a Police Department spokeswoman.
"He died apparently of natural causes. We learned of his death after responding to a radio call," Reyes said.
After his big hit, James' fame began to fade as he became embroiled in legal problems and health troubles.
James was convicted in 1993 of assaulting two women. The first attack occurred in 1991 when he restrained and burned a young woman with a hot pipe during a cocaine binge at his house in West Hollywood. He was free on bail when the second assault occurred in 1992 in James' hotel room.
James was sentenced to more than two years in state prison.
In 1997, he released a new album, but a year later he suffered a stroke while performing at Denver's Mammoth Events Center, derailing a comeback tour.
In 1998 he also underwent hip replacement surgery.
Associated Press
LOS ANGELES - Funk singer Rick James, best known for the 1981 hit "Super Freak," died Friday, apparently of natural causes, police said.
James, 56, died at 9:45 a.m. at a residence near Universal City, said Officer Esther Reyes, a Police Department spokeswoman.
"He died apparently of natural causes. We learned of his death after responding to a radio call," Reyes said.
After his big hit, James' fame began to fade as he became embroiled in legal problems and health troubles.
James was convicted in 1993 of assaulting two women. The first attack occurred in 1991 when he restrained and burned a young woman with a hot pipe during a cocaine binge at his house in West Hollywood. He was free on bail when the second assault occurred in 1992 in James' hotel room.
James was sentenced to more than two years in state prison.
In 1997, he released a new album, but a year later he suffered a stroke while performing at Denver's Mammoth Events Center, derailing a comeback tour.
In 1998 he also underwent hip replacement surgery.
He's superdead.
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He had a stroke in 1998, apparently.
I'll bet he swallowed part of a plastic fork.
I wish I had more hands, so I could give this new four thumbs down! 
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Prepare for the weekend onlaught of "Superfreak" on every "urban" radio station in the nation!
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M.C. Hammer should be a pall bearer.
HE was offered a spot as a pallbearer, bt he declined saying "I can't touch that"
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Prepare for the weekend onlaught of "Superfreak" on every "urban" radio station in the nation!
Yeah, I don't listen to urban radio so I don't care. I'm sure Totem will be by shortly though with another "Everyone pretend I'm black!!" statement. This story just calls for it.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Yeah, I don't listen to urban radio so I don't care. I'm sure Totem will be by shortly though with another "Everyone pretend I'm black!!" statement. This story just calls for it.
Totem's black, I met him, remember.
He looks like Rue Paul only gayer.
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HE was offered a spot as a pallbearer, bt he declined saying "I can't touch that"
C+
I was looking more for
In a trial funeral the lady playing a weeping woman was aghast when she went to MC for consolation and was abruptly met with "You can't touch this!". He made the decision that much easier by doing the running man on top of the coffin afterwards.
Edited, Fri Aug 6 16:00:35 2004 by Skeeter
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Totem's black, I met him, remember.
He looks like Rue Paul only gayer.
He looks like Rue Paul only gayer.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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Totem's black, I met him, remember.
He looks like Rue Paul only gayer.
He looks like Rue Paul only gayer.
Rack.
Smasharoo wrote:
Prepare for the weekend onlaught of "Superfreak" on every "urban" radio station in the nation!
LoL...Smash there ya go again...does it have to be "urban" radio stations (;) hahahahah)
LoL...Smash there ya go again...does it have to be "urban" radio stations (;) hahahahah)
you know, somehow I don't think my bluegrass station will be featuring it in heavy rotation.
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Smasharoo wrote:
LoL...Smash there ya go again...does it have to be "urban" radio stations (;) hahahahah)
you know, somehow I don't think my bluegrass station will be featuring it in heavy rotation.
Ya know.......*looks around*...you just never know...one of those DJs could be a in the closet Rick James fan. He could come on the radio crying...saying his idol just passed away and starts playing a tribute of super freak he had been hiding, and has been collecting dust just to play one day. And unfortunately it had to be the day he died =P ^_^.
Lets leave Jesus and MC Hammer out of this.
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"LoL...Smash there ya go again...does it have to be "urban" radio stations (;) hahahahah)"
you know, somehow I don't think my bluegrass station will be featuring it in heavy rotation.
you know, somehow I don't think my bluegrass station will be featuring it in heavy rotation.
So far they've said he was 52, and 56.
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So far they've said he was 52, and 56.
Lol. Cocaine really is a hell of a drug!
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