He went one way, then completely flip flopped and went the other way.
How can you trust a man who changes direction like that?
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I'll side with him based on the fact that when everyone else was skiing straight off the slope and into the woods, I also flip-flopped. =\
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Dem presidential candidate John Kerry called his secret service agent a "son of a *****" after the agent inadvertently moved into his path during a ski mishap in Idaho, sending Kerry falling into the snow.
When asked a moment later about the incident by a reporter on the ski run, Kerry said sharply, "I don't fall down," the "son of a b*itch knocked me over."
When asked a moment later about the incident by a reporter on the ski run, Kerry said sharply, "I don't fall down," the "son of a b*itch knocked me over."
sounds like a nice guy
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Edited, Fri Aug 6 12:35:41 2004 by Eriston
^^^^
Ooh, a Drudge Report story. How valid.
If Kerry turned to avoid a tree, they'd call him a flip-flop. If Bush skied his *** right into a tree, they'd praise him for "staying the course."
Ooh, a Drudge Report story. How valid.
If Kerry turned to avoid a tree, they'd call him a flip-flop. If Bush skied his *** right into a tree, they'd praise him for "staying the course."
Bush loves being in the snow, but doesnt ski whats up with that?
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If Kerry turned to avoid a tree, they'd call him a flip-flop. If Bush skied his *** right into a tree, they'd praise him for "staying the course."
ROFL
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
GOP Presidential candidate George W Bush called a pretzel an "evil terrorist member of the 'Axis of Evil Snack Foods " after the pretzel inadvertently moved into his windpipe during a drunken binge in The White House, sending Bush falling into a table.
When asked a moment later about the incident by a reporter on the White House Lawn, Bush said sharply, "I don't fall down," the "evil pretzel who is an enemy to freedom as I think it's clear all pretzels are tried to choke me!"
Republican led congress immediately put forth a Constitutional Amendment banning the sale of pretzels and making then a Schedule D controlled substance.
Attorney General Ashcroft was rumored to have drafted several memos on the subject of using executive privlidge to seize all pretzels and invoking the Patriot act to track all prior pretzel sales and detain anyone who had porchased a pretzel in the last ten years.
When it was pointed out the AG that this would cause most Americans to be imprisoned he replied "That's a risk I'm willing to take to make AMerica safe from the Prettzel terror, and I think most AMericans are too."
When asked a moment later about the incident by a reporter on the White House Lawn, Bush said sharply, "I don't fall down," the "evil pretzel who is an enemy to freedom as I think it's clear all pretzels are tried to choke me!"
Republican led congress immediately put forth a Constitutional Amendment banning the sale of pretzels and making then a Schedule D controlled substance.
Attorney General Ashcroft was rumored to have drafted several memos on the subject of using executive privlidge to seize all pretzels and invoking the Patriot act to track all prior pretzel sales and detain anyone who had porchased a pretzel in the last ten years.
When it was pointed out the AG that this would cause most Americans to be imprisoned he replied "That's a risk I'm willing to take to make AMerica safe from the Prettzel terror, and I think most AMericans are too."
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
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