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So, I bit down on something particularly crunchy in my pizza today, but just assumed it was burnt crust.
Until later when I examined the plastic fork I was using and noticed the last 1/4 inch of one of the tines had broken off.
I guess that's what I get for eating pizza with a knife and fork.
Yes.
Probably not from eating a little plastic, though. An average person eats about 19 pounds of plastic in their lifetime, I think you'll be ok.
Probably not from eating a little plastic, though. An average person eats about 19 pounds of plastic in their lifetime, I think you'll be ok.
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Use metal utensils next time, GoatBoy.
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Until later when I examined the plastic fork I was using and noticed the last 1/4 inch of one of the tines had broken off.
Thats why they suggest you eat pizza with your hands.
I've done that. Ick!
I don't like pizza grease under my nails. So while my friends happily jam their pizza slices in their mouths with their mitts, I eat mine like a namby pamby and endure their mocking jeers.
I don't like pizza grease under my nails. So while my friends happily jam their pizza slices in their mouths with their mitts, I eat mine like a namby pamby and endure their mocking jeers.
Try eating deep-dish pizza with your hands.
Next time I'm at CPK I'll handle one of their wimpy pizzas however you like ;)
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time I'm at CPK I'll handle one of their wimpy pizzas however you like ;)
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What? You don't like Thai BBQ Chicken pizza?
That reminds me of Elaine's boss on Seinfield that always ate his Snickers bars with a knife and fork.
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Yes.
Probably not from eating a little plastic, though. An average person eats about 19 pounds of plastic in their lifetime, I think you'll be ok.
Probably not from eating a little plastic, though. An average person eats about 19 pounds of plastic in their lifetime, I think you'll be ok.
Weird, I read that and expected it to be gbaji.
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