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Why is she wearing a Hawaiian shirt? Is the Air Force going "Casual Fridays"?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Apparently we dont want to blend in better with our enviroment. I understand that trees are green, sand is brown, water and sky are blue... but wait.. the main portion of us stay on the ground.. damnit......
Why do members of the airforce need comflauge period? I'm pretty sure they don't have any special forces (like Navy seals).
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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but wait.. the main portion of us stay on the ground.. damnit......
What's this "us" ****? You got a mouse in your pocket that joined the airforce?
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Apparently we dont want to blend in better with our enviroment.
Are you actually in the air force? I got the impression that your environment consisted of a sofa, Oprah, and Bon-Bons.
Us. Seeing as how Im one-half of a couple.
You're the half that's not in the Air Force though.
Just in case you were confused.
Just in case you were confused.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
lol, a GI joe website. I'll take it though. I was wrong. The airforce does have special forces.
Well as long as you realize that your brutal *** raping of your dog everynite wont get you any closer to a real woman, then I guess I can admit that Im sorry you dont understand that we refer to ourselves as us, not just my husband and I, but most military couples/families. We tend to count ourselves as one big group which could be described as us. While I am quite happy with my husband being the one wearing the uniform ( he does have such a grabbable ***), and I understand it is he that will be sleeping in a tent, I still refer to him and I , together, as us.
Your interests in bestiality aside, just so we're clear: You're not in the Air Force. Therefore it is not half of "us" who stay on the ground, it's half of "the people actually in the Air Force".
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Joph, it sounds like you need a female dog...
Or one with a stronger ****.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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While I am quite happy with my husband being the one wearing the uniform (He does have such a grabbable *** - at least that's what his AF buddies tell him), I know when they are saying this he pitches a "tent", I still refer to him and I , together, as us.
On a very special "FTFY", Katie realizes that her husband is not all he seems to be...
Well as long as you realize that your brutal *** raping of your dog everynite wont get you any closer to a real woman, then I guess I can admit that Im sorry you dont understand that we refer to ourselves as us
As in "Codependents are us?"
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
He wouldnt know what to do with a female.Its that whole catholic priest syndrome. The only way he'd have it is with an underage choir boy.
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He wouldnt know what to do with a female.Its that whole catholic priest syndrome. The only way he'd have it is with an underage choir boy.
So, the only way your "husband" will have sex with you is if you dress up like a choir boy?
Well, you ARE kind of Mannish.
*shudders*
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Nice pencilprick. The next time I need an answer from a moron, I'll look you up. Until then, take your puppet self to the nearest bridge, jump, and aim for the nice sharp rocks, KK?
Nice pencilprick. The next time I need an answer from a moron, I'll look you up. Until then, take your puppet self to the nearest bridge, jump, and aim for the nice sharp rocks, KK?
you should just stick to being earnest. When you try to flame it's like Tonya Harding trying to enter a spelling bee.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Verily.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
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When you try to flame it's like Tonya Harding trying to enter a spelling bee.
Katie could give Tonya a run for her money in a Co[i][/i]cksmoking **** Hobo Gangbang contest though!
They could put that on "Pay-Not-To-View".
pickleprince wrote:
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When you try to flame it's like Tonya Harding trying to enter a spelling bee.
Katie could give Tonya a run for her money in a Co[i][/i]cksmoking **** Hobo Gangbang contest though!
They could put that on "Pay-Not-To-View".
That reminds me of that Fox boxing match thing. Who did she fight again?
Amy Fisher, I think.
Holy crap that's right. Man FOX is shameless.
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