Rupublican or Democrat Bush vs KerryFollow

I was just wondering what you guys all consider yourselves, republicans or democrats. I dont consider my self either, I wish the United States had a strong third party like other countries. Canada has 4 strong parties and a 5th party. One of the reasons why the voter turnout isnt very good here is because 2 political views or sides to this election doesnt speak for all the 300 million Americans.

Well that aside who will you vote for and why are you going to vote for this person. Bush has done nothing good these past years and i dont think he deserves a second chance but the polls being at 48% to 48% i guess some of you do. I dont know if you guys saw last comic standing but ill tell you what Kathleen Matigan said(jokinly said)"I think kerry could win if he pulls out his secret weapon, his secret weapon being his wife Teresa Hines. Because his wife is in charge of all the Ketchup. I wouldnt even campain if i were him i would just air one comercial the day before the election saying, I dont wanna have to do this... but if you dont vote for me... im taking away all the ketchup" LMAO that was a good set.

I'm a Democrat, because I think Democrats are cool. Like Clinton; he plays the saxophone, smokes weed and gets blowjobs at work. What's not to like?

Yeah, or the trumpet. I'm not sure how many other horn instruments would qualify you as a cool candidate. I don't think anyone is going to vote for a guy who plays the french horn on the baritone. The coolness factor just isn't there.

I think any instrument in a jazz ensemble works.

Only if you let an ugly chunky girl provide oral sex on you....... Katie, where are you? Your country needs you. AH go get the weed.

All hail President Joph!!!

Registered Democrat - vote independent
By that I mean I vote my mind, not my party.
socially liberal, fiscally and constitutionally conservative (yes this combination is possible)

Not much on this forum gets me laughing out loud except Smash's ignorance but you got me on this one.

You have earned the Quote of the Day "".

Independent. Why? Because I am truly middle of the road and hold no allegience except to God, Family and Country. Yes in that order. Of course who knows what the future may hold regarding party affiliation.

Ummmm, we have more than a two party system in the states.
Its just most of the 3rd party candidates, libertarian,communist, the monkey ******* party, people for plant rights, etc... can't get enough votes usually in presidential elections to get federal funding for the next election. This makes it hard for them to get voter recogniton and voters are unaware of what they may be all about.
Many also fail to get the ball going past the grass-roots level, never fielding candidates for precinct committeeman or at the state, county, municipal level. Sometimes theres just not enough bodies to achieve this, but mostly its about money.

p.s. If you are able to put the bong down long enough to make it to ballot-box, make sure to vote for the monkey ******* party ticket!

We've already established you're the selfish ***** that pays his employees crap. Fu[i][/i]ck you.

Actually, my favorite party is Me, your Mom and your wife. :)

Actually, my favorite party is Me, your Mom and your wife. :)


Just the two of you?

They'd get my vote...



oh wait, damn, I'm 14.