That blonde from the recent news story along the same lines was pretty hot though. Of course, I'm her age so she wouldn't be interested.
You need to find a nice 19 year old who ins't quite ready to have kids, but wants to practice taking care of yours and is willing to exchange sexual favors for the privlidge.
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