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#1 Aug 05 2004 at 11:25 AM Rating: Decent
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As of late I have seen many of my proud black brothers and sistahs wearing ball caps with the price tag hanging down, ala Minnie Pearl. I even saw Robin Roberts wearing one yesterday on Good Morning America, which, I suppose, means it has gone mainstream.

Now, as I am an affluent black man and having ostensibly lost my connections with my poorer darker hued brethren due to social station and wealth, I am at a loss as to what this latest fad is all about. Perhaps I could have a wigger or a slightly more fly African American brother with considerably more street cred than Empyre explain this new phenomenom to the board?

Minnie must be smiling wherever she is and loving the fact she is dictating fashion to America as if it were one gigantic Grand Ol' Opry.

Totem

Edited, Thu Aug 5 12:26:20 2004 by Totem
#2 Aug 05 2004 at 11:27 AM Rating: Decent
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Minnie liked the dark meat, you know.

She used to like to lick Sammy Davis' glass eye after she popped it out.

Of her.
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#3 Aug 05 2004 at 11:28 AM Rating: Decent
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Lol, I just noticed I inadvertantly plagerized Angry Hippo for his subject line. He should be very pleased.

Totem

Edited, Thu Aug 5 12:28:16 2004 by Totem
#4 Aug 05 2004 at 11:31 AM Rating: Default
Totem got me...I stopped being a wigger when I stopped playing basketball, the act isn't as appealing to women that aren't your fans =)

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#5 Aug 05 2004 at 11:35 AM Rating: Decent
It's obvious. The bruthas and sistahs in question are showing that they **** is new and so fresh and so clean, CLEAN!

Therefore, they have money and stuff because they have all NEW things.
#6 Aug 05 2004 at 11:39 AM Rating: Good
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Maybe they're going to take it back to the store after the Price is Right shoot. Like white chicks and cocktail dresses.

Can I vote "Totem is black" for lamest running line of 2004?
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#7 Aug 05 2004 at 11:39 AM Rating: Decent
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Just like Minnie Pearl, then? That's frickin' hilarious.

Totem
#8 Aug 05 2004 at 11:39 AM Rating: Decent
Clearly the young men and women in question are showing their support for their president in his time of need, nay, in the country's time of need. By brandishing these newly bought articles of clothing, they are indeed saying "Consumer confidence is up! I'm doing my part!"

Either that, or a new wave of the Winona discount method has sprung up, and those persons simply forgot to remove the tag.
#9 Aug 05 2004 at 11:41 AM Rating: Decent
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Totem's watched one too many episodes of He-Haw.
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#10 Aug 05 2004 at 11:45 AM Rating: Decent
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So the tax rebates are working!

No, you may not, Jophiel. Besides it'd be very hard to pass myself off as the Chinaman that I really am. "You numbah 10, me rove you rong time, Joe, sucky-sucky good! Jophier get special treatment, ya ok?" doesn't really read well on the written page.

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#11 Aug 05 2004 at 11:47 AM Rating: Decent
I googled He-Haw and apparently that's a slang term for homosexual, although clearly your use indicates He-Haw was also a comedy of some sort.

Stop being old.
#12 Aug 05 2004 at 11:47 AM Rating: Decent
Who the hell is Minnie Pearl?
#13 Aug 05 2004 at 11:48 AM Rating: Decent
All I can find are cancer foundations and country music.
#14 Aug 05 2004 at 11:55 AM Rating: Decent
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http://www.cmt.com/artists/az/pearl_minnie/artist.jhtml
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#15 Aug 05 2004 at 12:00 PM Rating: Decent
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While you're discussing negroid fashion with your brothas, big T, could you ask them about the whole one-pant-leg-rolled-up deal? Common belief is that it's from having a monitoring bracelet on your ankle for house arrest - which I can understand, since my brother (not brotha) and I both wore those.
Care to confirm?
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#16 Aug 05 2004 at 12:01 PM Rating: Decent
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It's to accentuate the big black calf caused by years of slave breeding.
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#17 Aug 05 2004 at 12:05 PM Rating: Decent
The one pants leg up thing I think started because drug dealers (and runners for them especially) use to ride bikes. Having the right leg rolled up keeps the pants from getting caught on the gears. Later, even without a bike the pants leg up is used to denote a seller of drugs.

#18 Aug 05 2004 at 12:12 PM Rating: Good
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Minnie must be smiling wherever she is and loving the fact she is dictating fashion to America as if it were one gigantic Grand Ol' Opry.


"Howwwww-DEEEEE!" - Minnie Pearl of Hee-Haw fame...I remember as a kid when it was on my grandparent's tv in Gettysburg and I would ogle the Hee-Haw girls (Misty Rowe, mmm...Misty!). Then there was Minnie (old crone) and some huge fat chick (shudder!) for the bbw fans out there in trailer-park land...

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She used to like to lick Sammy Davis' glass eye after she popped it out.

Of her.


Ewwww! Sort of a Sammy Davis Jr. Ben-Wa eyeBall? That not only kinky, it's Hillbilly kinky! Smiley: yikes
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#19 Aug 05 2004 at 12:24 PM Rating: Excellent
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I am at a loss as to what this latest fad is all about.
I assumed it was a ploy to tempt Winona Ryder to pay some interest in your head. Smiley: grin

Actually there is a precedent. In 'Alice in Wonderland, the Mad Hatter wore his hat with the price (10 shillings and Sixpence) on full display.

I can just picture the homey's version.

White Rabbit: Mutha ****** Dis Nigguh is soooo damn late!
Alice: Check yo' *** ******! Dis cake dun stoned ma miiind! Some fly sheeut!
The White Queen: Pop a cap in his Head!
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#20 Aug 05 2004 at 2:48 PM Rating: Decent
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Smasharoo wrote:
Minnie liked the dark meat, you know.

She used to like to lick Sammy Davis' glass eye after she popped it out.

Of her.


LMAO!! ^_^ XD

crazy..your friggin stupid so funny ^_^ LoL

Edited, Thu Aug 5 15:49:09 2004 by Knuckle
#21 Aug 05 2004 at 2:55 PM Rating: Decent
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She is acutally late with that fad of keeping the price tag on your hats/clothes/timbs whatever. That **** went out in the early 90's. The only thing I notice is that sticker the NewEra hats come with that many keep on. And that pants leg thing honestly can mean many things...one is that the right or left leg not sure represented east coast. Yeah its an east coast thing...my cousins did/do that ****. LL Cool J mainstreamed that ****.
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