Why does this not apply to gays?
Here's Bush's draft...
AMENDMENT XXVIII (clarifying AMENDMENT IV)
Section 1. All persons born or naturalized in the United States (go USA!), and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the state wherein they reside (except gays). No state shall make or enforce any law (except Texas) which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States (except gays); nor shall any state deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law (except gays and all minorities); nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws (except gays; minorities in some cases may be okay). Also watch out for terrorists.
PS. Texas Rules!