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#27 Aug 05 2004 at 11:13 AM Rating: Decent
Why does this not apply to gays?

Here's Bush's draft...

AMENDMENT XXVIII (clarifying AMENDMENT IV)

Section 1. All persons born or naturalized in the United States (go USA!), and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the state wherein they reside (except gays). No state shall make or enforce any law (except Texas) which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States (except gays); nor shall any state deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law (except gays and all minorities); nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws (except gays; minorities in some cases may be okay). Also watch out for terrorists.

PS. Texas Rules!
#28 Aug 05 2004 at 11:17 AM Rating: Good
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You and Raul still filling out the paperwork?
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#29 Aug 05 2004 at 11:20 AM Rating: Decent
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You and Raul still filling out the paperwork?


Still sneaking birth controll pills into my wife's water, telling her she must be barren.

Can you picture me caring for children? I'd be a house husband, and my wife's not going to go for a 19 year old french au Paire any time soon.
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#30 Aug 05 2004 at 11:20 AM Rating: Decent
I have seen TONS of gay couples here with kids.

Just sayin'
#31 Aug 05 2004 at 11:31 AM Rating: Good
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Can you picture me caring for children?
I wouldn't trust you to watch my plants while I went on vacation.

Probably turn them all communist
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#32 Aug 05 2004 at 11:32 AM Rating: Decent
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I wouldn't trust you to watch my plants while I went on vacation.


I'm actually quite good with plants. Anything that can't speak, really. If your kids were mutes, it'd probably be fine.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.

#33 Aug 05 2004 at 12:08 PM Rating: Good
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Poor, poor, Stok. First the let the darkies vote and serve in your unit and now they want to let the ****** marry. It must be like the decline of the Roman Empire for you.


Bah. I decided the only response to give to you until you can actually debate this topic maturely is (in the immortal words of Bill the Cat) "phhhhhbbbbbtttt".

Have a nice day.
#34 Aug 05 2004 at 12:10 PM Rating: Decent
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Bah. I decided the only response to give to you until you can actually debate this topic maturely is (in the immortal words of Bill the Cat) "phhhhhbbbbbtttt".

Have a nice day.


Yeah, it's hard when there's nothing on your side but fear and lies, eh?

Understandable.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.

#35 Aug 05 2004 at 12:12 PM Rating: Good
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Anything that can't speak, really. If your kids were mutes, it'd probably be fine.



Catholic priest?
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