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The Dictatorship of Josef Dangri
"***** them 'til they love you."
UN Category:
Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Reasonable
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed
Location: The East Pacific
The Dictatorship of Josef Dangri is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service. Its compassionate, cynical population of 5 million are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defence, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 21%, but much higher for the wealthy. A substantial private sector is led by the Soda Sales industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Trout Farming.
Crime -- especially youth-related -- is relatively low. Josef Dangri's national animal is the rabid shrew, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the svenhart.
Will post a follow up in a few weeks. ^^ Good luck if you try it, if you don't oh well. :P I'm especially interested in Smashs, Gbajis, Totems, and Stoks. Maybe PPs too.
Updated: My first act was to ban voting. (Choice C)
Note: If enough of us start playing we can all move to a new region together and have a small competetion amongst ourselves. If we get, say 5 players, and said players are interested in moving to an Asylum region let me know, I'll either get the ball rolling or help to.
Edit: typo ><
Edited, Tue Aug 3 23:04:32 2004 by AriesGhost
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The Constitutional Monarchy of Bumptious Bangwhistle is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 5 million are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The government -- a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass -- is mainly concerned with Social Welfare, although Healthcare and Education are secondary priorities. The average income tax rate is 41%, but much higher for the wealthy. A very small private sector is dominated by the Gambling industry.
Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown. Bumptious Bangwhistle's national animal is the banana slug, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the florin.
My first act was to not adopt compulsory voting. It's strictly optional here.
The government -- a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass -- is mainly concerned with Social Welfare, although Healthcare and Education are secondary priorities. The average income tax rate is 41%, but much higher for the wealthy. A very small private sector is dominated by the Gambling industry.
Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown. Bumptious Bangwhistle's national animal is the banana slug, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the florin.
My first act was to not adopt compulsory voting. It's strictly optional here.
I really hope I can invade my neighbors. This one's just begging for "re-education,"
'The Free Land of The grateful ones.'
I see this trend that the one's that started as a haven for hippies and liberal minded almost always end up as fasict states with taxs over 90%. :| It's kind of scary. The Conservative states trend towards the same as well. They're just not as obvious without the names like 'Land of the truly free,' or 'Vegan hippy land.'
Edit: I'm going to go ahead and make a region for anyone interested. I'll post the Password, and name of the new region in a few minutes.
Update: The new region is called 'The Asylums Playground' The password is: givemeasylum
I know, witty isn't it?
Edited, Tue Aug 3 23:16:38 2004 by AriesGhost
'The Free Land of The grateful ones.'
I see this trend that the one's that started as a haven for hippies and liberal minded almost always end up as fasict states with taxs over 90%. :| It's kind of scary. The Conservative states trend towards the same as well. They're just not as obvious without the names like 'Land of the truly free,' or 'Vegan hippy land.'
Edit: I'm going to go ahead and make a region for anyone interested. I'll post the Password, and name of the new region in a few minutes.
Update: The new region is called 'The Asylums Playground' The password is: givemeasylum
I know, witty isn't it?
Edited, Tue Aug 3 23:16:38 2004 by AriesGhost
I've had a nation for a while now: Lopovi.
My "Capitalist Paradise" has a flat tax of 13% at the moment, though it used to be as high as 63% when I had a "psychotic dictatorship".
Edited, Wed Aug 4 00:09:53 2004 by shameen
My "Capitalist Paradise" has a flat tax of 13% at the moment, though it used to be as high as 63% when I had a "psychotic dictatorship".
Edited, Wed Aug 4 00:09:53 2004 by shameen
The Republic of Whatsmineismineandyoursismine
"If ya ain't Cav, ya ain't ****"
UN Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights: Some
Economy: Thriving
Political Freedoms: Very Good
Location: the West Pacific
"The Republic of Whatsmineismineandyoursismine is a tiny, economically powerful nation, notable for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 5 million are either ruled by a small, efficient government or a megolomaniacal Dictator-for-life; it's difficult to tell which.
The small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Religion & Spirituality, and Commerce. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Technology Exports, Corporate Takeovers, and Financial Planning industries.
Crime is a non-issue. Whatsmineismineandyoursismine's national animal is the hummingbird, which flourishes due to widespread parks and forests, and its currency is the Mike."
Admit it-- each and every one of you would kill to be a citizen of my country. Check out my tax rate, low crime, and generous standard of living. I rock.
Totem
"If ya ain't Cav, ya ain't ****"
UN Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights: Some
Economy: Thriving
Political Freedoms: Very Good
Location: the West Pacific
"The Republic of Whatsmineismineandyoursismine is a tiny, economically powerful nation, notable for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 5 million are either ruled by a small, efficient government or a megolomaniacal Dictator-for-life; it's difficult to tell which.
The small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Religion & Spirituality, and Commerce. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Technology Exports, Corporate Takeovers, and Financial Planning industries.
Crime is a non-issue. Whatsmineismineandyoursismine's national animal is the hummingbird, which flourishes due to widespread parks and forests, and its currency is the Mike."
Admit it-- each and every one of you would kill to be a citizen of my country. Check out my tax rate, low crime, and generous standard of living. I rock.
Totem
The Promised Land of Iofiel
"Vox Dei Vox Populi"
Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights: Unheard of
Economy: Frightening
Political Freedoms: Outlawed
The Promised Land of Iofiel is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.072 billion are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Religion & Spirituality, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Automobile Manufacturing industry.
Cititzens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed, religious classes are compulsory for all school students, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment, and organ donation is compulsory. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Iofiel's national animal is the seraphim, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the halo.
Last time I checked, I ranked #2 in the world for Stupidest Citizens. Each time I do, I get about thirty messages making fun of me. Because, you know, I really do run a nation of 3 billion stupid people
I assume they're just jealous I make the Top 10 List for the entire world and they're probably #15 in their region constantly
Edited, Wed Aug 4 00:35:38 2004 by Jophiel
"Vox Dei Vox Populi"
Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights: Unheard of
Economy: Frightening
Political Freedoms: Outlawed
The Promised Land of Iofiel is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.072 billion are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Religion & Spirituality, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Automobile Manufacturing industry.
Cititzens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed, religious classes are compulsory for all school students, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment, and organ donation is compulsory. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Iofiel's national animal is the seraphim, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the halo.
Last time I checked, I ranked #2 in the world for Stupidest Citizens. Each time I do, I get about thirty messages making fun of me. Because, you know, I really do run a nation of 3 billion stupid people
I assume they're just jealous I make the Top 10 List for the entire world and they're probably #15 in their region constantly
Edited, Wed Aug 4 00:35:38 2004 by Jophiel
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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The Dictatorship of Constantlyflowinganus
"Hell or high water, your *** belongs to me!"
UN Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Outlawed Economy:
Reasonable Political Freedoms:
Outlawed
Location: The North Pacific
The Dictatorship of Constantlyflowinganus is a tiny, safe nation, remarkable for its strong anti-business politics. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 5 million are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic government devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 29%, but much higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Furniture Restoration.
Crime -- especially youth-related -- is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Constantlyflowinganus's national animal is the gerbil, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the durrgle.
"Hell or high water, your *** belongs to me!"
UN Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Outlawed Economy:
Reasonable Political Freedoms:
Outlawed
Location: The North Pacific
The Dictatorship of Constantlyflowinganus is a tiny, safe nation, remarkable for its strong anti-business politics. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 5 million are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic government devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 29%, but much higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Furniture Restoration.
Crime -- especially youth-related -- is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Constantlyflowinganus's national animal is the gerbil, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the durrgle.
Quote:
"The Republic of Whatsmineismineandyoursismine is a tiny, economically powerful nation, notable for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 5 million are either ruled by a small, efficient government or a megolomaniacal Dictator-for-life; it's difficult to tell which.
My favorite part of Totems.
Oh, and I applied to join the UN, see just how much that screws my dictatorship up. Join the Asylum region, form up, lets compare penises.
The Promised Land of Iofiel refuses to join the UN. I was a member once but the forced chances to my nation's policies made me realize they were counter to my desires.
I'm a lot like George Bush like that
I'm a lot like George Bush like that
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
We'll see how the policies affect mine. If they ban human right's violations I'm planning then I'm out of there faster than a hooker in a dead mans bed would be.
The People's Republic of Pydin
"Life is as hard as you make it."
UN Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights: Some
Economy: Very Strong
Political Freedoms: Superb
Location: the Pacific
The People's Republic of Pydin is a tiny, economically powerful nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 5 million enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Religion & Spirituality, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Furniture Restoration, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining industries.
Crime is moderate. Pydin's national animal is the Llama, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Pydish Dollar.
"Life is as hard as you make it."
UN Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights: Some
Economy: Very Strong
Political Freedoms: Superb
Location: the Pacific
The People's Republic of Pydin is a tiny, economically powerful nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 5 million enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Religion & Spirituality, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Furniture Restoration, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining industries.
Crime is moderate. Pydin's national animal is the Llama, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Pydish Dollar.
Mine is Annatia.
I just got invited to join Canada. WTF. :-)
I just got invited to join Canada. WTF. :-)
Looks amusing. I just created a nation. So far I've got crime out the wazoo but everyone is smart and working hard. I'll shoot a few people in the face and see what happens with that crime thing. :)
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