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Anyone think that Al-Qaeda (substitute whichever spelling you prefer) is busy laughing their collective *** off by supplying all kinds of false threats and then seeing how we react?
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Bush did nothing to prevent, or warn about 9/11. THEY HAD SO MUCH evidence, yet they didnt even say a word to the public !
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
They are warnning us baout teh possib3 terror!st @tt@cks !1!11!1! How dare they interupt my afternoon daily soap-operas with this trash, I mean, it probably won't even happen.. Morons, thinking its a good idea to warn us on the possibility something will happen, so we can be prepared...
Bush did nothing to prevent, or warn about 9/11. THEY HAD SO MUCH evidence, yet they didnt even say a word to the public !
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
They are warnning us baout teh possib3 terror!st @tt@cks !1!11!1! How dare they interupt my afternoon daily soap-operas with this trash, I mean, it probably won't even happen.. Morons, thinking its a good idea to warn us on the possibility something will happen, so we can be prepared...
This just in: There is a .000000000000000000000000001% chance that the Sun will go dark today.
The terror alert has been raised to peach.
The terror alert has been raised to peach.
Morons, thinking its a good idea to warn us on the possibility something will happen, so we can be prepared.
What special precuations are you taking now that you've been warned?
Because, surely, you're doing something to be more prepared, right?
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Smasharoo wrote:
Morons, thinking its a good idea to warn us on the possibility something will happen, so we can be prepared.
What special precuations are you taking now that you've been warned?
Because, surely, you're doing something to be more prepared, right?
I'm stocking up on condoms and KY.
I can do absolutely nothing about the fact that I work two blocks down from the IMF, so after I watched the news I figured it would be good to finally see their Haiti exhibit, just in case they or I get blown to bits. Maybe I'll get some coffee.
Silly Smash, terror threats are fantastic excuses for racial profiling, spikes in water, tp and cellphone sales, and they reduce traffic into the city and bump down airfare!
Funny side note- Skeet is getting a job at a government agency, and they very nicely mentioned that they would prefer he shave, as he has to "deal with all kinds of people." Translation: Your beard is too Bin-Laden.
Silly Smash, terror threats are fantastic excuses for racial profiling, spikes in water, tp and cellphone sales, and they reduce traffic into the city and bump down airfare!
Funny side note- Skeet is getting a job at a government agency, and they very nicely mentioned that they would prefer he shave, as he has to "deal with all kinds of people." Translation: Your beard is too Bin-Laden.
Skeet is getting a job at a government agency, and they very nicely mentioned that they would prefer he shave, as he has to "deal with all kinds of people." Translation: Your beard is too Bin-Laden.
I didn't know that Nasa was still using Chimps!
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Apparently not ones that resemble Bin Laden.
You *******, that'll teach me to like you.
You *******, that'll teach me to like you.
No, seriously, where's he going to work?
Knowing nothing about him but his age, I'd have to guess...hmm..let me see...
HHS?
Knowing nothing about him but his age, I'd have to guess...hmm..let me see...
HHS?
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Close. PAHO. About 99.8 percent of Skeet's job opportunities have been obtained due to the intercession of older women. They love him. In this case, a lady went back to Columbia and recommended him for the job.
Does he speak Spanish as well? I imagine that would be an asset for that job.
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Princess Atomicflea wrote:
Close. PAHO. About 99.8 percent of Skeet's job opportunities have been obtained due to the intercession of older women. They love him. In this case, a lady went back to Columbia and recommended him for the job.
Well, that's one way to get a job...as long as you're okay with it!
Anyways, all this threat warning stuff has gotten me a bit excited. Now that I'm closer to NYC I may be able to see the explosions as they happen, instead of just watching the airliners flying down the Hudson. But, IMO, with these alerts in place, the terrorists are probably going to backup plans. "NYC and Newark are prepared, let's hit LA instead."
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
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What special precuations are you taking now that you've been warned?
of course! Because my president told me so.
Edited, Mon Aug 2 13:28:17 2004 by Yanari
I'm doing nothing of course. Terrorist won't hit SF. They barely consider us American.
pickleprince wrote:
I'm doing nothing of course. Terrorist won't hit SF. They barely consider us American.
I know anyone further than 50 miles from SF doesn't consider you people American.
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I know anyone further than 50 miles from SF doesn't consider you people American.
That's odd. I really only consider the folks on the coasts to be the real Americans. I don't know what to consider all the inbred, cross-burning, bible-thumping, *****-bashing, toothless, ************** slack-jawed mouth breathers in between NY and LA
Deathwysh wrote:
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I know anyone further than 50 miles from SF doesn't consider you people American.
That's odd. I really only consider the folks on the coasts to be the real Americans. I don't know what to consider all the inbred, cross-burning, bible-thumping, *****-bashing, toothless, ************** slack-jawed mouth breathers in between NY and LA
For the record, I'm in Bend, Oregon - I believe it's slightly west (and I *know* it's quite a bit to the north) of LA.
I just like bashing San Francisco in general - and I know that people in LA tend to not have a very high opinion of SF as well.
Oh, nice, you're from an area that makes Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel look like Henry Higgins and you're bashing the Bay Area.
Very hurtful, I'm sure.
Very hurtful, I'm sure.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
SamiraX wrote:
Oh, nice, you're from an area that makes Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel look like Henry Higgins
o.o
Most of the people up here moved from the LA area, it seems like.
Now, Prineville (about 30 miles NE of us) is a different story... but Bend's full of yuppies and retired doctors.
Home prices are farkin' ridiculous here.
Why would anyone in L.A. have a problem with someone in San Fransisco?
Why would anyone in L.A. have a problem with someone in San Fransisco?
Sh[b][/b]it, LA is a completely different universe than the rest of the US. As a New Yorker, of course, the rest of the country doesn't matter anyways.
Most people in LA don't have a problem with SF. They don't even remember it's there, half the time.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
SamiraX wrote:
Most people in LA don't have a problem with SF. They don't even remember it's there, half the time.
I've always been of the opinion that it's one of those things they try to repress, like alien abductions for most of the rest of the US.
I think SF and LA have resumed diplomatic relations after a brief spell of SoCal/NorCal troubles.
The cities themselves have no issues. But.. San Diego can go fu[i][/i]ck itself.
Yeah, Bend, Oregon....good old Oregon. I lived there once. They've pretty much hated all of California for forever. Nothing new there.
The cities themselves have no issues. But.. San Diego can go fu[i][/i]ck itself.
Yeah, Bend, Oregon....good old Oregon. I lived there once. They've pretty much hated all of California for forever. Nothing new there.
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