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#1 Aug 01 2004 at 8:49 AM Rating: Sub-Default
I see some people have posted 5000 times and apparently someone posted 10000 times (although hearsay).

HOW THE **** DO YOU POST THAT MANY TIMES GO OUT AND GET SOME SUN YOU BASEMENT DWELLING CREEPY SON'S OF ******* I HATE YOU ALL WITH YOUR MILKY WHITE TOO LONG IN DARKNESS EYES STARING AT COMPUTER MONITORS DEAR GOD YOU ARE THE RUINERS OF HUMANITY!


Yeah. Rate me down. I don't even know what that does hahahahaha. Eat me, I could kick your *** in real life you sub-human derelicts.
#2 Aug 01 2004 at 9:01 AM Rating: Good
Hey everybody, I'm close to 7000 posts. Didn't Illia say that's the magic spot for getting a title?

I guess I should start thinking of some titles again. Any new suggestions?


#3 Aug 01 2004 at 10:03 AM Rating: Decent
I suppose 'Attention Wh0re' is too long and vulgar for a public title?
#4 Aug 01 2004 at 10:10 AM Rating: Good
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apparently someone posted 10000 times (although hearsay).


That's just a rumor. No one's got 10000.
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#5 Aug 01 2004 at 10:12 AM Rating: Decent
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I know, what sort of Lunatic would post 10,000 times. Thats a bit over the top and a little sad.
#6 Aug 01 2004 at 10:18 AM Rating: Decent
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Don't you have a bridge you need to be lurking under?





Howbout something simple for Skeet like The Noxious or The Annoying, or maybe The Needy?


Too bad Defiler of Small Woodland Creatures wouldn't fit.
#7 Aug 01 2004 at 10:53 AM Rating: Decent
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Too bad Defiler of Small Woodland Creatures wouldn't fit.


I bet Alla could make it fit... Maybe we should petition him!
#8 Aug 01 2004 at 11:13 AM Rating: Good
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Been posting since August 2000. Maybe someday you'll get a desk job with an internet connection you can play around on while you do your real work and you'll understand.
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#9 Aug 01 2004 at 11:17 AM Rating: Default
gotta get me one of those
#10 Aug 01 2004 at 11:32 AM Rating: Decent
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Too bad Defiler of Small Woodland Creatures wouldn't fit.



Squirrel ****** probably would
#11 Aug 01 2004 at 11:40 AM Rating: Decent
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Been posting since August 2000. Maybe someday you'll get a desk job with an internet connection you can play around on while you do your real work and you'll understand.


You only have 9700 posts in that span of time?

You been slackin', boy. Start camping threads all over the game of your choice and you should be able to make the 210 posts you need by the end of next week. :-)
#12 Aug 01 2004 at 11:55 AM Rating: Excellent
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awww. that's cute. It tries to insult us, then threatens us with bodily harm. What's next? "my dad can beat up your dad" threats?

I suggest you go away now. Thanks.
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#13 Aug 01 2004 at 12:03 PM Rating: Good
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You only have 9700 posts in that span of time?
I'm in no rush. I had the highest count for a while and now Smash has taken the torch.
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#14 Aug 01 2004 at 12:06 PM Rating: Excellent
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damn, i need to catch up like crazy now.
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#15 Aug 01 2004 at 4:28 PM Rating: Excellent
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#16 Aug 01 2004 at 5:50 PM Rating: Excellent
Yeah tricky, I was going to mention that. But it would only validate his stupid post, so I'd rather talk about me.

#17 Aug 02 2004 at 5:04 AM Rating: Decent
Jophiel wrote:
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You only have 9700 posts in that span of time?
I'm in no rush. I had the highest count for a while and now Smash has taken the torch.


Okay, I was just worried for a bit.

If I kept up the pace I'm going at, when I hit four years' worth of posting (April of '08, HAH) I'd be at about 11,300 posts or so.

If I'm still posting then, shoot me. :-)
#18 Aug 02 2004 at 7:41 AM Rating: Decent
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I'd rather talk about me.


Damn - I almost fainted - really? But you're so modest and retiring !

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edit: you could always ask for the title "+1" after that post ....

Edited, Mon Aug 2 08:42:00 2004 by palimpset
#19 Aug 02 2004 at 7:50 AM Rating: Good
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Too bad Defiler of Small Woodland Creatures wouldn't fit.

I suggest Toucher of Nerves. You kids love to feed him.
#20 Aug 02 2004 at 8:08 AM Rating: Decent
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I'm in no rush. I had the highest count for a while and now Smash has taken the torch.


More to your credit, you had the highest post count and no one knew who you were.

You're a sneaky viral poster and people find themselves saying "I belive this! Wait, where did that come from??"
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.

#21 Aug 02 2004 at 9:21 AM Rating: Good
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More to your credit, you had the highest post count and no one knew who you were.


Thanks. I think.
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#22 Aug 02 2004 at 9:52 AM Rating: Excellent
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/comfort Jophed.
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#23 Aug 02 2004 at 10:17 AM Rating: Decent
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It's a compliment Joph!

As far as you know...
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.

#24 Aug 02 2004 at 12:43 PM Rating: Decent
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I suggest Toucher of Nerves.


UH-OH!
#25 Aug 03 2004 at 5:11 AM Rating: Decent
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Some of us have been around since you were sucking on your moms ***** (So more then a month)
#26 Aug 03 2004 at 6:30 AM Rating: Good
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I've been around since March or April of 2001, I just don't post much. I'm more of an Alla voyeur.
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