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#1 Aug 01 2004 at 4:01 AM Rating: Decent
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i have the worst headache imaginable. what can i do to fix it? i've heard drinking a coke works, but all we have is the caffiene free sodium free diet rite sh*t. i dont have any ibuprofen or aspirin so thats not an option =(.
#2 Aug 01 2004 at 4:33 AM Rating: Good
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If you're a bloke, a swift blow to the wedding tackle is usually distracting enough for you to forget the headache.

If you're a girl, think handbags and shoes

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#3 Aug 01 2004 at 4:39 AM Rating: Good
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A double-dose of NyQuil should do the trick.

#4 Aug 01 2004 at 5:08 AM Rating: Decent
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Nobby wrote:
If you're a bloke, a swift blow to the wedding tackle is usually distracting enough for you to forget the headache.


That's just wrong.

Hippo, I reccomend cutting off a finger. Preferably the pinky, who uses that any way?
#5 Aug 01 2004 at 6:08 AM Rating: Good
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Didn't realize you were hanging around, Hippo. Welcome back and junk.

About your headache...

If it's a hangover, drink a lot of water, and try to sleep. If you can manage to fall asleep, it should be gone when you wake up.

The Coke thing really only works when you drink significant amounts of caffeine, and haven't had any in a while.

If it's neither, get thee to a pharmacy. Walk, skateboard, drive, whatever. Get ibuprofen. Prescription strength is 800mg, and it's usually prescribed up to 4 times a day. I get bad headaches often, not migraines though, and I've found that 600mg is fine for me. You can get it over the counter and measure accordingly. Usually, I take it just once and I'm good for a few days. Be sure that you're not allergic to it, and be sure to talk with the pharmacist for confirmation. I got my information from a dentist, and I've found that the ibuprofen works better for me than percocet or lortab or pretty much any painkiller that's prescribed for dental work, with no side effects. Just be sure, if you go that route, to eat when you take it as the ibuprofen will probably make you sick on an empty stomach. Above all, talk with your pharmacist before you take anything.

If you're experiencing color flashing, bad sensitivity to light, sound, nausea, etc., go to a doctor.

If it persists for several days, with no fading, go to a doctor.

Hope it gets better. Headaches suck.
#6 Aug 01 2004 at 9:02 AM Rating: Decent
Hang upside down. Either it'll get worse or you'll pass out, but it will be entertaining.

(Drink a starbucks double shot, or something with high caffiene and take 4 Ibuprofens. Its wht my GF does to stem the migraines. ><)
#7 Aug 01 2004 at 10:58 AM Rating: Decent
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If you're experiencing color flashing, bad sensitivity to light, sound, nausea, etc., go to a doctor.


Scary as sh[b][/b]it. I started getting migraines in my early 20s. So now I always keep bottles of Excedrin around. Best thing I've tried.
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#8 Aug 01 2004 at 11:10 AM Rating: Decent
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Excedrin Migraine works pretty well for me. It's just aspirin and caffeine, essentially. This is pretty much all Midol is too, so if there are some of those in the house, it'll do just as well.

Yes, caffeine does help.
#9 Aug 01 2004 at 11:26 AM Rating: Decent
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If you have spending a lot of time outside, you might be depleted on salt and potasium. If you can get some, I would recommend that you take it. I have it a lot from lack of salt due to sports and such. Just a suggestion :)
#10 Aug 01 2004 at 11:42 AM Rating: Excellent
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Is the headache centered over one side of your head, particularily the left side? if so, it might be a migrane. did you see a kind of wierd shimmery aura or blurry vision spot before it happened?

if it is a full on migrane, go to the emergancy room, they can give you anti migraine pills or shots that should work if it hasn't been too long.

I do not reccommend trying to wait a migraine out. The one time i tred that, it took 3 bloody days for the damned thing to go away.
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#11 Aug 01 2004 at 11:46 AM Rating: Decent
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i have the worst headache imaginable. what can i do to fix it? i've heard drinking a coke works, but all we have is the caffiene free sodium free diet rite sh*t. i dont have any ibuprofen or aspirin so thats not an option =(.


Do you have beer (or other alcoholic drinks) around the house?

If so, drink one (or a shot in the case of vodka/rum/etc.). Because of alcohol's muscle-relaxant effects, it will help with *some* (not all) headaches.

And who the fu[b][/b]ck is in charge of buying soda for your house?
#12 Aug 01 2004 at 12:15 PM Rating: Good
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could be a tumor...
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#13 Aug 01 2004 at 12:37 PM Rating: Good
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Yup, I once knew a guy who knew a girl who daughters friends sisters aunts mothers great aunt had one.

Acted just like what you've described.

Sorry dude, you’re dieing.
#14 Aug 01 2004 at 12:41 PM Rating: Decent
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It's not a tumah. LOL

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Now, that's comedy!

I would totally recommend drinking lots of water if it's from a hangover, or if you got it gatorade to help with the electrolyte imbalances. That and possibily some coffee, followed by more water and some tylenol - go get some!
#15 Aug 01 2004 at 1:31 PM Rating: Excellent
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Don't take acetaminaphen (Tylenol) for hangovers. Bad for your liver.
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#16 Aug 01 2004 at 2:23 PM Rating: Good
Be a man and suffer through it. I can't believe you spout your drug addiction bull **** around here and then when your poor little head gets a hang over you coming looking for sympathy. Have some one drop a ten pound weight on your foot you'll forget all about the head ache. :}
#17 Aug 01 2004 at 2:23 PM Rating: Decent
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no, wasnt a hangover. i havent gotten drunk since i started smoking weed. after i decided to drink a couple of 8 oz glasses of vodka at one of my friend's house i got so incredibly sick that i havent been able to stomache anything more than the horse **** budweiser likes to call beer. i even have a tendency to gag on red wine. =(

well, its all gone. i finally said f*ck it and woke my mom up and got her to give me some tylenol PM at 3:20am.
#18 Aug 01 2004 at 11:32 PM Rating: Good
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For future reference, Angry, more dope, more often, and in larger dosages will prevent the onset of any further headaches brought about by constructive brain activity-- which is arguably the origin of said discomforting pain. Obviously you aren't applying yourself rigorously enough to the task of destroying any remaining brain cells, buddy. Get crackin'.

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#19 Aug 02 2004 at 12:09 AM Rating: Decent
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grrr.... neither THC or any of the cannabanoids that are released when you smoke marijuana destroy braincells. it just doesnt kill brain cells. alcohol on the other hand...

marijuana doesnt make you stupid, being stupid makes you stupid. marijuana is just more prevalent among poorer members of society, and they tend to be less educated, resulting in the stereotype of the stupid pot smoker.
#20 Aug 02 2004 at 12:16 AM Rating: Good
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I dunno about that, Angry. You don't see Stephen Hawkings rolling a doob, tokin' up, and expounding on the study of black holes and the Unifying Theory. All you see are skater dudes wearing beanies and chuckling about how great a McFlurry tastes after blazing.

All-in-all, MJ isn't conducive to doing well on your SAT, ya know?

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#21 Aug 02 2004 at 5:09 AM Rating: Decent
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I dunno about that, Angry. You don't see Stephen Hawkings rolling a doob, tokin' up, and expounding on the study of black holes and the Unifying Theory. All you see are skater dudes wearing beanies and chuckling about how great a McFlurry tastes after blazing.

All-in-all, MJ isn't conducive to doing well on your SAT, ya know?

Totem


Only while you're under the effects of it. It's not a bioaccumulative neurotoxin like LSD is - but metabolites of THC do sit around in your bloodstream for a little while. Kind of like potheads. :->

Moral of the story: If Stephen Hawking fuc[b][/b]king WANTED to roll himself a doob and toke up, when he came back down he'd be perfectly capable of expounding on the study of black holes and the Grand Unified Theory. :-P
#22 Aug 02 2004 at 5:33 AM Rating: Decent
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Those symptoms...sounds relatively close to those I have when Im havin a headache, and thats just if I havent eaten or had a 24 hrs tv marathon :D I suggest u go to the closest spotlight u u can see, and glance into it a few hours while listening to some death metal in about 40db ;D
#23 Aug 02 2004 at 6:19 AM Rating: Good
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I dunno about that, Angry. You don't see Stephen Hawkings rolling a doob, tokin' up, and expounding on the study of black holes and the Unifying Theory. All you see are skater dudes wearing beanies and chuckling about how great a McFlurry tastes after blazing.

All-in-all, MJ isn't conducive to doing well on your SAT, ya know?


Oh yeah, no one at Cambridge smokes pot. Especially not the faculty! Ask Pat.
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#24 Aug 02 2004 at 8:48 PM Rating: Default
i agrre with trickybeck the Sly Sage alwayz does the job for me ^_^
#25 Aug 02 2004 at 8:53 PM Rating: Default
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Yup, I once knew a guy who knew a girl who daughters friends sisters aunts mothers great aunt had one.

Acted just like what you've described.

Sorry dude, you’re dieing.



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#26 Aug 02 2004 at 8:54 PM Rating: Good
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well, its all gone. i finally said f*ck it and woke my mom up and got her to give me some tylenol PM at 3:20am.


Jesus no wonder you are such a waste of space. Couldn't open the child proof cap or something? If I did that when I was a kid my dad would have knocked my head off my shoulders for waking his *** up at 3:30 in the morning. Get a pair of balls and do something for yourself for a change.
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