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This is it, I can feel it.
Cubs vs. Bosox in the world series, Nomar hits Game 7 home run to win it over the team that forsook him.
Go to hell!
(I'm a Cubs fan. Oh, and while you're at it, take the White Sox to hell, too, kthx?)
(I'm a Cubs fan. Oh, and while you're at it, take the White Sox to hell, too, kthx?)
Cubs vs. Bosox in the world series, Nomar hits Game 7 home run to win it over the team that forsook him.
And Smash goes on a killing spree up and down State Street in Chitown.
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Don't worry, it'll never happen.
Ya see both teams have such an aura of losing about them that they will inevitably be repelled by each other, sort of like when you try to push the negative poles of two magnets together.
I feel sorry for Nomar though. I mean, if there were one team he could go to that has an even worse chance to ever with a World Series in his lifetime, it has to be the Cubs.
Ya see both teams have such an aura of losing about them that they will inevitably be repelled by each other, sort of like when you try to push the negative poles of two magnets together.
I feel sorry for Nomar though. I mean, if there were one team he could go to that has an even worse chance to ever with a World Series in his lifetime, it has to be the Cubs.
Both teams are such losers that were they to somehow manipulate the laws of space/time to arrange a meeting in the World Series, they'd both find a way to lose.
And Nomah is overrated, overpaid, and underpowered.
Totem
And Nomah is overrated, overpaid, and underpowered.
Totem
Hey, he's a load better than Alex Gonzolez, who's hitting a dismal .2-something this season, batting 8th in the order. At least he might get on base every once in a while.
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Totem wrote:
Both teams are such losers that were they to somehow manipulate the laws of space/time to arrange a meeting in the World Series, they'd both find a way to lose.
Game 7, Day 18: "Well, folks, we're in the bottom of the eight hundred and seventy-fifth inning, and the score is STILL tied at one run apiece..."
Both teams are such losers that were they to somehow manipulate the laws of space/time to arrange a meeting in the World Series, they'd both find a way to lose.
Good point, how are the Mariners doing this year?
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Smasharoo wrote:
Both teams are such losers that were they to somehow manipulate the laws of space/time to arrange a meeting in the World Series, they'd both find a way to lose.
Good point, how are the Mariners doing this year?
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