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I hear rumors of another star at 20k by the way.
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I know this is kinda late, but grats Smash. Now, about those poker lessons...
People don't like to be meddled with. We tell them what to do, what to think, don't run, don't walk. We're in their homes and in their heads and we haven't the right. We're meddlesome. ~River Tam
Sedao
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I know this is kinda late, but grats Smash. Now, about those poker lessons...
I can teach anyone to beat $1/$2 holdem online in about an hour unless they're a fool :)
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Smasharoo wrote:
I know this is kinda late, but grats Smash. Now, about those poker lessons...
I can teach anyone to beat $1/$2 holdem online in about an hour unless they're a fool :)
I can teach anyone to average 10% increases on their money an hour at blackjack.
It doesn't involve counting cards, either - but it doesn't work with single-deck games very well.
Point? None.
And I can teach anyone that they shouldn't gamble with me at backgammon in about ten minutes. I have a large dorsal fin that grows out my spine as soon as a board is opened.
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Totem wrote:
And I can teach anyone that they shouldn't gamble with me at backgammon in about ten minutes. I have a large dorsal fin that grows out my spine as soon as a board is opened.
Totem
Totem
:doorbell rings:
Candygram!
I can teach anyone to beat $1/$2 holdem online in about an hour unless they're a fool :)
What if I'm a fool? Would higher stakes be better?
What if I'm a fool? Would higher stakes be better?
Huh huh... Mongo like candy!!
yes, I know you were doing CC on SNL, but it still made me think of Mongo
yes, I know you were doing CC on SNL, but it still made me think of Mongo
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Huh huh... Mongo like candy!!
yes, I know you were doing CC on SNL, but it still made me think of Mongo
yes, I know you were doing CC on SNL, but it still made me think of Mongo
Hell, I'll take this anywhere it'll go.
"Crime?"
"Stampeding cattle."
"That's not much of a crime..."
"Through the Vatican?"
"Kinky!"
We just got Blazing Saddles on DVD, since we practically wore out our tape of it. I haven't watched it yet, but I may have to this weekend now.
A wed wose. How owiginal
A wed wose. How owiginal
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??? lost ='(
See the links over on the left side of the window? You'll want to be clicking a different one.
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And I can teach anyone that they shouldn't gamble with me at backgammon in about ten minutes. I have a large dorsal fin that grows out my spine as soon as a board is opened.
Totem
Totem
Backgammon? I bet you could kick my *** in shuffleboard and lawn bowling to gradpa.
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Backgammon? I bet you could kick my *** in shuffleboard and lawn bowling to gradpa.
Tee-hee. :)
Smash wrote:
I can teach anyone to beat $1/$2 holdem online in about an hour unless they're a fool :)
Well, I don't consider myself a fool, so I'm guessin it shouldn't take too long.
People don't like to be meddled with. We tell them what to do, what to think, don't run, don't walk. We're in their homes and in their heads and we haven't the right. We're meddlesome. ~River Tam
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Sedao
Congratulations Smash.
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