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Hello, I figure that everquest players can make good poker players, I myself, play 8 5/10$ tables, and am looking for some students, if you want details email matrixmunki@hotmail.com or aim matrix88munki I also have a rake-back program
I am very interested, please let me know about your amazing poker skillz that have made you the master of a $5/10 game.
E-mailing you now.
MSN Must be down, E-mail me at zack_doremus@hotmail.com, I must know your mad skills, why I bet your good enough to play at exsclusive places like Party Poker!
Edited, Wed Jul 28 06:10:49 2004 by Mrens
E-mailing you now.
MSN Must be down, E-mail me at zack_doremus@hotmail.com, I must know your mad skills, why I bet your good enough to play at exsclusive places like Party Poker!
Edited, Wed Jul 28 06:10:49 2004 by Mrens
Gee, I wish I could play $5/10, why you could make like $10 an hour doin that!
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
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Hello, I figure that everquest players can make good poker players, I myself, play 8 5/10$ tables, and am looking for some students, if you want details email matrixmunki@hotmail.com or aim matrix88munki I also have a rake-back program
Hello, I figure you need a wakeup call. I, myself, think you made a mistake posting your email address where it can be picked up. If you want details, please refer to the ten thousand spams you receive daily. I also have a finger extended in your general direction.
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Hello, I figure that everquest players can make good poker players
I figure that monkeys can make good pilots.
I figure that boiled cabbage can make a good aphrodesiac.
I figure that dirty undies can make a good headpiece.
I figure that popsicles can make good headlights.
I figure that Boy Scouts can make good Asian prostitutes.
I figure that George Michaels can make a good diva.
I figure that MatrixMunki can make a good douche bag.
I figure that monkeys can make good pilots.
Is there where that picture of Bush wearing a flight suit came from?
Is there where that picture of Bush wearing a flight suit came from?
You should give out free signs with your lessons that say:
Liquor in the front and poker in the rear.
Yeah, I'm a bit silly.
Liquor in the front and poker in the rear.
Yeah, I'm a bit silly.
I am offering go fish lessons if anyone is interested.
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I am offering go fish lessons if anyone is interested.
Don't get me started.
Or better yet; Don' git meh stahted.
/poke
I am teh win! give me my $5.00 please!
I am teh win! give me my $5.00 please!
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