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They play the game? Really? When?
I don't play any game. I just wandered here one day and decided to hang out for a while enlightening people on how bad they suck.
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I don't play any game. I just wandered here one day and decided to hang out for a while enlightening people on how bad they suck.
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I don't play any game. I just wandered here one day and decided to hang out for a while enlightening people on how bad they suck.
I figured as much.
pickleprince wrote:
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They play the game? Really? When?
I don't play any game. I just wandered here one day and decided to hang out for a while enlightening people on how bad they suck.
News flash: Most of them already know they suck, thanks to hundreds of people like you.
News flash #2: You suck, too.
News flash #3: HOORAY FOR ****.
Sweet Pickle's suck
Sour Pickles are good
Sour Pickles are good
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News flash: Most of them already know they suck, thanks to hundreds of people like you.
News flash #2: You suck, too.
News flash #3: HOORAY FOR ****.
News flash #2: You suck, too.
News flash #3: HOORAY FOR ****.
News Flash #4: Saying "News Flash" is sooo 1989 and was stupid
then.
News Flash #5: STFU N00b.
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Sweet Pickle's suck
Sour Pickles are good
Sour Pickles are good
Guess which one I am?
:)
pickleprince wrote:
News Flash #4: Saying "News Flash" is sooo 1989 and was stupid
then.
THIS JUST IN:
pickleprince is an ijit.
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THIS JUST IN:
pickleprince lifts a digit.
pickleprince lifts a digit.
FTF-Us.
What do you call a dead blonde in the closet?
-Last years Hide-and-go-seek winner.
How do you find a blind man in a strip club?
-It ain't hard.
Why don't blind people sky dive?
-Cause it scares the **** out of their dogs.
Why was Jesus crying?
-Cause God told him his mom was a MILF.
How do you drown a blonde?
-Put a scratch-and-sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool.
-Last years Hide-and-go-seek winner.
How do you find a blind man in a strip club?
-It ain't hard.
Why don't blind people sky dive?
-Cause it scares the **** out of their dogs.
Why was Jesus crying?
-Cause God told him his mom was a MILF.
How do you drown a blonde?
-Put a scratch-and-sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool.
What's 5'8", has brown hair, and loves blowjobs?
<--------This guy!
<--------This guy!
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What's 5'8", has brown hair, and loves blowjobs?
Yer Mom.
Couldn't resist....I'm weak willed that way.
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Couldn't resist....I'm weak minded that way.
That's too bad man.
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That's too bad man.
That is so vague....I can't make a comeback.
Congratulations! ;/
Edited, Fri Jul 30 16:17:52 2004 by pickleprince
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How do you catch a unique rabbit?
unique up on him.
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
Tame way. Unique up on him.
unique up on him.
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
Tame way. Unique up on him.
This is hilarious.
What is E.T. short for?
so he can fit in the basket
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Why don't blind people sky dive?
-Cause it scares the sh*t out of their dogs.
-Cause it scares the sh*t out of their dogs.
i heard:
how do blind people know when to open their parachute?
the leash goes slack
Edited, Fri Jul 30 21:15:02 2004 by Dracoid
Q: Why was Jesus so popular with the ladies?
A: Because he was hung like this
/em spreads his arms out
bu-dum-ching
Twiztid
A: Because he was hung like this
/em spreads his arms out
bu-dum-ching
Twiztid
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Q: What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
A: It only takes one nail to hang the picture
Twiztid
A: It only takes one nail to hang the picture
Twiztid
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
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News flash: Most of them already know they suck, thanks to hundreds of people like you.
News flash #2: You suck, too.
News flash #3: HOORAY FOR ****.
News flash #2: You suck, too.
News flash #3: HOORAY FOR ****.
Hi there... erm.. did you have a point?
I mean... it's ok not to. I never do anyway.
But... I mean... WTF man? News Flash?
Is that like Connie Chung running up and flashing her saggy tits at me?
You call that ****?
Well, your call. What ever gets it up for you.
News flash.... /em shudders
How do you top a car?
Tep on the brake, tupid.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
(indian accent) Gunga Din
Gunga Din who?
(indian accent) Open the door, I Gunga Din (open the door, I can't get in)
Tep on the brake, tupid.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
(indian accent) Gunga Din
Gunga Din who?
(indian accent) Open the door, I Gunga Din (open the door, I can't get in)
GrumpyWookie wrote:
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News flash: Most of them already know they suck, thanks to hundreds of people like you.
News flash #2: You suck, too.
News flash #3: HOORAY FOR ****.
News flash #2: You suck, too.
News flash #3: HOORAY FOR ****.
Hi there... erm.. did you have a point?
I mean... it's ok not to. I never do anyway.
But... I mean... WTF man? News Flash?
The only points to those were the ones on the readers' heads.
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