Bad joke timeFollow

Where are you people coming from? Are the FFXI servers down today?

The servers are up and running, this guy is just an ***.

A man is riding down the highway one day when he sees a sign that reads "Sister Mary's House of Prostitution, 10 miles". He disregards it and continues driving.

A few minutes later, he sees a sign that says "Sister Mary's House of Prostitution, 5 miles". This one grabs his attention, and he begins to wonder what the sign is all about.

5 miles later, he sees a large sign that reads "Sister Mary's House of Prostitution, next right". The man takes the right, and drives up a long driveway that leads to a large wooden building. The sign out front reads "Sister Mary's House of Prostitution, enter here".

The man enters the door, and at the desk inside, there sits a young, beautiful nun. She looks up from her Bible, bats her eyes at him, and says "Can I help you, sir?"

The man grins largely and replies "I am here for your....shall we say....services?"

The young woman smiles and says "Follow me". He follows her to a hallway, where he is introduced to another hot young nun standing beside a door. She licks her lips at him, and says "Please put $20 in this jar, then step through the door. Close the door behind yourself, undress, and proceed through the door on the other side of the room, then close that one behind you." The man gives her $20, and rushes through the door. He tears off his clothes, and runs to the next door. He jerks it open, hops through, and slams it behind himself. As he hears the door lock, he turns around to realize he is outside the back of the building, naked as a jaybird.

He sees a sign in front of him that reads "You have just been screwed by Sister Mary's House of Prostitution. Serves you right, heathen!!!"


Cheesy, but it got a laugh out of me the first time I heard it.

decided that all the ones i wrote either sucked or were to far and crossed the line.

Edited, Tue Jul 27 13:33:48 2004 by bhodisattva

Ok this is pretty foul:

Two guys are driving down the road when their car breaks down. There is only one house for miles so they decide to knock on the door only to find an old lady living there.

The guys ask for a place to stay for the night and the lady agrees but only if one of them will sleep with her. After much hesitation John decides to take her up on it.

She takes him into her room but John insists he must have the lights out if they are going to have sex. The lights go out and John sticks it in her only to find it to be very dry and rough inside. John informs the old lady its going to be tough to have sex if she isnt wet. So the old lasy turns over to the side and fiddles with herself for a bit. She turns back over and iinsists John try again. To his surprise it slides in nice and easy.

"So what'd you do to make it so wet?" John asks.

The old lady replies "Oh just picked the scabs and let the puss run!"

Pardon me, sir. Please allow me to elucidate:



You fu[/i]cking suck totally and completely. Everything about you screams suckatude.

You suck the funny out of this thread.

You suck for sucking up other people's air.

You still suck on yer mom's withered teats.

And if there are donkey balls to be sucked, you're there sucking them.

Suckity suck and the son of suck sucked enough to suck-up a suck like suckety you.

Get it? Got it? Good?

NEXT!


[i]Edited, Tue Jul 27 16:53:33 2004 by pickleprince

Tee-hee, I am indeed. It's fun being me. ;)

Thats it? Thats the best you have? Boy a few posts ago you were a plethora of intellectual wit *AHEM.. hint of sarcasm goes here*. I can honestly say I have met my match here. You pwned me big time. I tip my hat to you sir.

I will be sure to give you my regards the next time I take my 6 year old nephew into Chuck E. Cheese's. Save a table for me and I'll be sure to remember a booster seat for you so that you can see the show =)

Fig, I could have done without that, ewww...

This is the perfect time to shamelessly advertise my journal. Totem writes a lot of funny stuff there, one story pertaining to his adventures to Chuck E. Cheese's.

Go now!

Twiztid

lol u guys are funny... arguing over how somebody spells on the internet. what is this world comming to>.<

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet.

Let's have a bebe =D