Smashed don't you mean you do this?
No, little boy, I don't.
See, in the English language, were I referring to myself I'd use the word "I".
I realize this is far too complex for you, so I'll just stop there.
I was going to comment how you were at such a loss for a response that all you could come up with was "No, you do!!" but why add insult to injury. You're allready a laughing stok, no need to have people start pitying you.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.